“The other day I found a sperm flavoured lollipop at my favourite sex shop. Most sperm flavoured products use artificial flavouring and have a nasty "fake" taste. This one was imported from Italy so it used the real thing. It was far too expensive but I had been a good girl that week so I thought Id treat myself. Right outside the shop I lost my grip on the slippery thing and it went through a strom grate. A policeman was nearby and I offered to suck his cock right there if he would help me get it out of the storm sewer but he just laughed at me. I had to wait until night fall and then crawl into the sewer. I was bitten by a rabid raccoon down there but I found my lollipop so it all evened out in the end”
“What they say about black things being more enjoyable than white things isnt always true. I once managed to stuff an entire live raven into my anus without lubricant. I learned several things that weekend. One, stick with doves in the future. Two, never put live animals in head-first. And three, never do it without giving them a slight sedative first. My neighbours complained to no end about the squawking. I'm a living legend to everyone in the ER down at Concord General.”
I was doing radoms and ran across the babel fish article but..
This needs a citation.. I will have to come back a correct this (don't know how to do the citation the original writer didn't seem to either).. The babel fish stuff is from Douglas Adam's hitchhiker guide to galaxy (also I think it was copied verbatim from the book so it will need par phased and frankly, it's not that funny.
I think it is a good concept, but it needs cites, and possible more stuff, I was wonder if there is some more assistance on how to do things specifically like cites, and the templates, I am total new to doing edits, of course I don't even know if they page I want to change is appriate anyways because it refers to hitchhikers guide.
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If you want to improve on an article, just do it, and hopefully it won't be reverted
Also, if you're going to talk about an article, linktoit. Otherwise we can't be bothered to go and see what you're talking about. Because we're lazy bums. -- (but) UntrueWhhhy?Whut?How?*Back from the dead* 21:59, 20 August 2007 (UTC)