Forum:BENSON finally defeats Ouroboros

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Proof that BENSON is superior

You can all thank DiZtheGreat for providing the final proof that BENSON is superior, though he seemed pretty annoyed about it. --Captain Kickass 22:08, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Heh, that didn't take long. —Braydie 22:11, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
Indeed it didn't, I could have put this in the BENSON vs. Ouroboros topic, but it's too long and full of silly comparisons, and I figured this deserved its own topic. Captain Kickass 22:30, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
Hey, how'd that site know that I'm a giant squid? That's why the internet scares me. Benson 22:34, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
It seems BENSON only makes himself look like a Black Man with his shape changing powers. Only BENSON could do something so awesome. Captain Kickass 22:42, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
And Fawwaz. Don't forget Fawwaz. Benson 22:44, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Benson also wins in robot form but not if they were monkeys. --Ж Kalir totally not Wario at all 22:46, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

But one of the basic prinicples of BENSONism is that BENSON isn't a monkey like us puny mortals. And thus the logical impossibility is solved. --Symuun 23:09, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
Where's the option for fighting gay donuts? --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:25, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
You have an odd fetish...Captain Kickass 11:30, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

I win. -- \o/ 13:31, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Benson strikes pre-emptively! Also, please peruse the Forum:THREE GIFTS FOR THE MIGHTY BENSON for templates glorifying these battle forms. --Ж Kalir totally not Wario at all 16:15, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

I'm not impressed by some cheap children's site that creates random monsters using devilishly inane algorithms and lack-luster characteristics to go along with such and that cannot even wrap its mind around the never-ending cyclical deity which is Ouroboros. Sure, Ouroboros is a lot of things to a lot of people, but who the hell has ever heard of a "Giant Ant that has Prehensile Eyes, can Leap Great Distances, Tunnels Underground, lives Underwater, and dislikes Modern Architecture"? Certainly Ouroboros is no fan of Gustave Eiffel, but it's a bit of a stretch to say He dislikes modern architecture. And shouldn't a religious debate be based on morality and philosophy rather than who would win a giant monster battle? --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:28, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

No. Shut up. --Ж Kalir totally not Wario at all 22:35, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
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