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LET IT ALL END HERE!! BENSON, YOU HAVE THE FLOOR! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 01:46, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

As Benson isn't here, nor is Tortilla... I challenge you! Savages... savages... you're barely even human! sound, the drums of war... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:49, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
BENSON is here. Hey, who am I fighting anyways? Tortina? Why am I fighting her? Can someone fill me in. I like to know whose corpse it is under my foot when I'm done. 74.113.185.174 17:31, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
Oopsie doodles, I forgot to log in. Benson 17:38, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
That is Tortilla's evil sister, you have done a favor to Tortilla BENSON. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 18:42, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
/me launches a tactical nuclear strike at Capercorn. High Gen. Grue faces the camera out of the blast range as Tortilla and capercorn explode --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:49, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
Tortina!? My lord, Your sense of humor is above and beyond everyone elses. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 10:15, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

I TORTILLA AM HERE TO WAGE FLAMEWAR ON BENSON--Tortilla The Hun 00:42, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Too bad, because BENSON only starts wars with ice. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:35, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
And I H-bombed you already. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:36, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
Moi? --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:39, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
I Hydorgen Bombed Tortilla and Capercorn. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:17, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Finally... you show up... That's the last time you leave me in the dark. Next time, I'll leave and find a different anti-benson. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 13:39, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

I think you need to be your own anti-Benson, Capercorn. Too long you have hidden in the shadows behind other users, egging them on and always ending up disappointed. Well I say it's time to stand up and fight for what you don't believe in, Capercorn. I believe in you!! ... umm, I mean: unbelieve in you! Or something. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:10, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
/me kills Tortilla and Benson. --Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
OHMYGAWD. WE KNOW BENSON'S IP NOW!!! 74.113.185.174, it is indeed better than us all. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 20:09, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Building the peace

I propose we all sit down and have a conference. The BENSONites will be represented by Insineratehymn, myself, and of cours, our glorious leader. The Ouroborosites will be represented by DiZ and Uncyclopedian. And the Tortillaites will be represented by, well, Tortilla. Let's draft an amendment ending all this pointless jihad. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:55, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

You see, Ouroboros is at least better than a tortilla. Donuts are better than tortillas. Even Benson is better than Tortilla, for Ouroboros' sake!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
I'll give you that. Donuts are better than tortillas. Which user is made of donuts again? --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 03:01, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Tortilla is not. Neither is Benson. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

BREAKING NEWS!! Capercorn has decided to leave Tortillism. Capercorn is now his own anti-benson, as per suggestion by SbU. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 04:03, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

We need more pro-BENSONs. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 09:56, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Heehee - probe-n-sons. Sorry, do continue. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:01, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Ok, against Tortilla, I would be pro-Benson in a battle between the two. Capercorn is better than Tortilla. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Thanks Uncyclopedian, that made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 22:05, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
So, differential diagnosis... We have warmth, and we have fuzzyness, both inside the body. So that rules out the skin, but the rest is open for bets. I have two-to-one on that Cameron will say his poor little heart is breaking... Anyone feel a desire to lose money? You sir, with the fuzzy insides. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:28, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Sorry, you misunderstood what I said, for you see, I was inside my house and my soft-leather jacket is fuzzy. That explains the Warm and Fuzziness. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 02:53, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
See Foreman? Everybody lies. Everything we have so far is worthless. New differential diagnosis: patient likes being inside, and buying soft leather jackets. Yes Chase, that could indicate health. But we need to find something wrong, or else my leg will explode. So, it could be a disease only two people in the world have ever had that makes you sexually attracted to warmth. Get me an ECG, and then cut the patient open and pull out his spine for analysis. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:55, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
No, no no no. That will not be necessary. /me goes and loads his shotgun and hides in a dark hole in mah basement. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 13:13, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
New symptom: paranoia. I think I'll go and shout loudly at the patient to make his symptoms even worse. It might not help us in thinking up a new theory, but it'll sure be theraputic for me. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:25, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
/me goes and puts his noise canceling headphones on and listens to another masterpiece by Bach and/or Styx. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 14:30, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
We forgot the peace pipe! Quick, bury the tomahawk before I make another Native American reference! --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 03:47, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
/me orders a potlache --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:10, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
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The preceding unsigned comment was added by Uncyclopedian (talk • contribs)

Incidentally, if one more person votes for Ouroborus in the top poll, Benson will be better than Tortilla who will be better than Ouroborus who will be better than Benson, creating a paradox that might cause them all to cease to exist. /me tries to resist the urge to make a comment about that being a good thing. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 20:41, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
I'm no Nietzsche, so I voted for BENSON. BENSON is not dead, thusly, he is un-dead. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 20:54, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

JIHAD ON BENSON--69.129.127.102 21:04, 28 June 2007 (UTC)--69.129.127.102 21:04, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

What about a Jihad on anyone who signs their declaration of war twice.The preceding unsigned comment was added by Scott (talk • contribs)

First Powershot and now this...

I'll be taking no part. Good day. --AAA! (AAAA) 14:22, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm anti-flamewar, unless the flamewarring may make something useful. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 14:25, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

I should have known BENSON was a Canadian, after all, it would be hard to be that annoying yet somehow avoid banning otherwise. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.06.30.14:36

You do realize that it's just because BENSON is better then you--Scott 08:05, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Why am I not on those polls? I think some smitings are in order. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 05:59, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Good enough for you? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
I agree Fluffy, You should be on the polls, but than you risk chance of being huffed through the parodox. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 21:22, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

I am immune to paradox. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 06:09, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

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