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BENSON the sysop
BENSON NEEDS HELP FOR ADMINSHIP!!! BENSON THINKS THAT THIS IS THE NEXT STEP IN THE FUTURE OF UNCYCLOPEDIA. BENSON TAKES THIS AS HIS NEXT STEP IN KILLING ALL.
BENSON IS GOD. - GOD. SEE? --ENeGMA 16:48, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
NO HE ISN'T. ISN'T, SEE? (He is better, actually, but still he isn't god). ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:52, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
BENSON, and what's more BENSON! -- sannse (talk) 16:16, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
NO, sorry I always preferred Jeeves. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 17:57, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
I'm against, some guy who says he's über and godly obviously has self-esteem issues and would likely abuse the power. Rivselis 16:56, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
But you're not overly arrogant. And you also Huff pages, and you keep a lid on trash. Rivselis 17:00, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
There is no comparing God and BENSON. BENSON is a BENSON, and there is nothing else comparable, not man, beast, or deity. ~CaputosistheHorrible17:24, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
AGAINSTForum:BENSON WARNS OF FAKE BENSON! HE'S NOT THE REAL BENSON! User:Benson is the real Benson. User:BENSON is an imposter! Stop giving the imposter your votes! Check the history on their userpages. User:BENSON started his userpage today! Benson 19:55, 7 June 2006 (UTC)