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Well The Decade is almost up and we will be needing to make awards for the following:
Top 10 or so Articles of the Decade
Writer of the Decade
Uncyclopedian of the Decade
RadicalX of the Decade
Useless Gobshite of the Decade
The question is when shall we run these. I now the Top 10 Articles of the Decade will have to take place after the Top 10 Articles of the Year, The others don't take as long as they could probably be done in February.
Yea that would have to work then. This site is gonna have to have a broken decade sometime so lets get it out of the way. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] (yell|FAQ|I did this) 09:08, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
Any veterans who have been around since 2005 could help those who have joined a lot more recently with perhaps links to others who have since left. In particular people like Procopius etc and others who may have done other work on the site but are now no longer involved. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:17, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
They're all sockpuppets of Famine. That's why banning them didn't break him up inside. He hated himself that much. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 09:35, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, because what we need is more voting. --UU - natter11:09, Dec 31
For. per the in-jokey-ness. --Mn-z 00:41, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
Flour As the last notm of the decade I know that all noobs must first climb on the back of Rc and let him carry us. Aleister in Chains
For. This vote doesn't even exist. -RAHB 13:06, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
Obviously. This wouldn't make him ineligible for NotM though, would it? Because I've got a feeling January is his month! -OptyCSucks! CUN15:41, 2 Jan-OptyCSucks! CUN14:31, 2 Jan
For Has to be Apples. Parental irresponsibility as well to let him/her anywhere near here. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:20, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
Nom and big, hard for I miss this guy. It edits to the expletives template forever changed Uncyclopedia. For this, he deserves a firm handshake or two. MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 17:41, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
Nom & muchFor! She does more with less in the least amount of time possible for completing most profusely. Plus she does audio too. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*(talk)(stalk)Π ~ ~ 02 Jan 2010 @ 01:07 (UTC)
For. I don't know how Zana puts up with a website full of social inadequates, known otherwise as male uncyclopedian contributors. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:45, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
Brand Loyaltysausagelol 20:59, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
Nom + For I don't see a clearer candidate for this award than Famine. It was certainly the biggest driving force I have ever heard of or seen on Uncyclopedia. I just wish he was still here editing as no one else has been able to fill his shoes. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] (yell|FAQ|I did this) 12:03, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
For. - He might have been an asshole, but it all came from his love for Uncyclopeda. Plus, he actually un-inifinibanned me out of compassion. --Kip > Talk•Works•• 19:35, Jan. 1, 2010
For. Gave me my first ban, I deserved it. sausagelol 23:14, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
For. Whipped me into shape when I first got here. With fiery banny justice. •••Necropaxx(T){~}Sunday, 00:39, Jan 3 2010
Against, because his "I'm leaving" speech was a combination of flipping the bird and advocating for internet totalitarianism. Everyone knows the internet is supposed to be about hedonism. Hedonism is the shit. - T.L.B.WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:37, Jan 3
Abstain, because I've never met him before. ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃03:46 January 8
Against Per Led. Very well said. Looking at the sites stats Famine's mad rampage of random bans in mid 2007 may very well be what caused the site user base to take the sharp drop it did. I'm glad I missed it. Oh, hang, on... It was me joining the site which made it the worst... MrNFork you! 07:09, Jan 17
For. - I reckon this guy shaped most of the debate whenever we have one on the sites direction, and I would still cite him him my Uncycloversity essays.--Sycamore(Talk) 14:51, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
For the ED template. Without which, my parents would never have met, and I wouldn't be here. Also, I'm from the future.--<<>> 00:46, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
Nom+For If we don't make this IP the IP of the Decade then this site is gonna die. Come on this guy is a literary genius on writing the article on Fisher Price. Also if he ever comes back any new articles he writes are programed to be Auto-Feature because of how great his writings are. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] (yell|FAQ|I did this) 06:37, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
Nom and Flour Even I, a noob, know the legend of the one-day visit of 67.121.74.131, who created "Kitten Huffing" as a stub which descibed the core practice of the hobby/addiction. Aleister in Chains Jan. 3, MMX
For. Unlike Oscar Wilde and Chuck Norris, Kitten Huffing will be this site's best remembered long running joke. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:17, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
nom backup nom if 130.216.191.182 turns out to be the ip of a registered user. This ip wrote most of the current vore article and contributed to Supergirl/classic. --Mn-z 17:41, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
For. after some discussion on my talk page, I've discovered that 130.216.191.182 contributions are in line with that of writer of the month. --Mn-z 15:35, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
Om nom nom and for. What you say about his company is what you say about society. --Hotadmin4u69[TALK]10:27 Jan 3 2010
NO NO NO I know that <insert name here> has created a lot of drama but I have seen worst here and I can name a few people who has. Anyway <insert name here> needs to be blocked from editing more than anything. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] (yell|FAQ|I did this) 12:10, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
YES Finally, somebody fucking kill <insert name here> already! —PaizuriMUN (Talk•Contribs•Poll!) 17:06, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
Abstain.. I thought <insert name here> was a guy. ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃03:50 January 8
Comment I hope you all get some sick. —rc(t) 01:43, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
FUCKING FOR Holy crap this guy causes a lot of drama -_- But why don't we just ban his ass? --Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg☃FU☃ 13:02, January 26, 2010 (UTC)
Yes I tried to rape <insert name here> and he was gonna take it to court! He is a drama queen.
And I never got to rape him! HELPME 04:44, January 15, 2010 (UTC)HELPME
nom +4 of all the perma-banned users, he was probably the funniest. --Mn-z 17:35, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
For - His articles made me feel weird. --Kip > Talk•Works•• 20:52, Jan. 3, 2010
For. Colourful to say the least. How many contributors have brought into this site a story about stalking that makes Bunny Boiling small beer in comparison, and have their stalker turn up here to add to the mayhem. Plus that message from the White House to Wikia about the story of Barack Obama's secretary. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:24, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
For. I haven't read up on the other ones, but this guy was a nutjob to the fullest degree. Well, better than NXWave I suppose.
Nom + For This guy was the biggest Drama Queen of em all that I remember on Uncyclopedia. He created the Anglish Article Called Mr winkler is GAY. It made a impact to everyone on Uncyclopedia at the time as the page quickly became famous across the site. Then Later LotofLOLS came back and whine becasue I guess Mr. Winkler saw the page and he got into deep trouble. See This Forum For the Drama He even went as far as Vandalising that Page and getting himself Permabanned from the site and then he came back into the chatroom and whined and whined about even going across the Freenode Network with his Drama. The In Joke lives on and has expanded to many articles. See Category:Mr. Winkler Now if you don't think he desevres the award can go Get Some Sick. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] (yell|FAQ|I did this) 11:02, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
Nom & For Although many, many people have started some drama here on Uncyclopedia, no one has ever taken it fully fucking multimedia before Guildy. And, it turns out, he's rocking some kind of weird Abe Lincoln beard. pillow talk 19:19, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
Enthusiastic Self For. As I'm already out of the WotY running, I'd might as well try and go home with something. —UnführerGuildyRittervonGuildensternenstein 04:26, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
Nom Nom Nom (and for}. Practically wrote an impractical book on drama. Beats out Nintendorulez by a hair, because unlike Nin, this ASs never actually contributed a thing to the site besides his whining/complaints.--<<>> 12:40, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
This guy. Read all of the drama things he did. I didn't, but there's a lot of them. Like, a lot. So it must be pretty bad. --TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 09:27, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
Nom & Strong For Not only has he done a wonderful job keeping the US postal service going since his rise in 2001, but competition is totally weak. W-E-A-K!WoodyOnFire!Talking WoodyStalking Woody 20:46, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
William J. Henderson
Score: 1
Nom and For. Henderson served admirably in 2000 through May of 2001, and I cannot recall losing any mail during those seventeen months. pillow talk 21:35, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
Henderson was SO overrated. Come on, the guy did almost nothing during his lame duck years (late '99-mid '01), and never during his time did he have to deal with the threat of email. The argument can even be made that the reason Henderson left office was because he saw the threat of online mail coming, and was too much of an idiot to plan on anything to stop it. If we had a proper plan in place we could have set up a better system than we have now. His inaction set our mail offices back at least 10 years, and Potter has been trying to mop up Henderson's mistakes ever since he became General. Like I said. W-E-A-K!WoodyOnFire!Talking WoodyStalking Woody 21:45, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
There was not a single terrorist attack on American soil during Henderson's rule as Postmaster General. I rest my case.--<<>> 12:43, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
For.'Yes.' I read up on this guy too, when I saw his nomination. Sockpuppeting, "If I'm banned, some bad things may happen", and making AE leave. HELPME 01:28, January 20, 2010 (UTC)HELPME
Nom and against. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 07:35, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
worst decade ever. •••Necropaxx(T){~}Friday, 07:44, Jan 8 2010
Hurricane Katrina.sausagelol 18:29, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
The Twilight saga, Billy mays dies, High School Musical, Megan Fox, Smokin' Cheddar BBQ Doritos disappear.Would you like a cookie,sir? 20:19,8January,2010
Nom and For cuz Devo formed and released their two best albums. Also, my brother was born. He's pretty cool, I guess. --RomanDogBird!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D 07:19, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
Porky's, Heavy Metal, Ghostbusters, A Christmas Story, Wall Street, Aliens, the (G1) Transformers toys, the good version of GI Joe, The Cars, MTV (which, at the time, played something called "music videos"), coitus, spandex catches on, 1.5L Formula One cars (making up to 1,300 horsepower), tight jeans, turbocharged hot hatches from Japan that weren't expensive, the fall of the Berlin Wall, breasts, the home PC, Atari killing the console market (by flooding it with crap), Nintendo bringing it back (by filling it with Mario). In short, a decade so awesome that I'm declaring a do-over all the way back to the 80's (ignore early Reagan and the rise of the Christian Right). SirModusoperandiBoinc! 04:06, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
And Back to the Future. •••Necropaxx(T){~}Friday, 12:45, Jan 15 2010
I think you meant to type "Teen Wolf". SirModusoperandiBoinc! 21:56, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
Against. Reagan and the rise of the Christian Right. sausagelol 17:45, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
One word: casseroles. That's how they distracted us. With their casseroles (and other covered dishes). Their tasty, tasty casseroles. By the time we finished the food, they were running the place, and we were too full and too lethargic from over-indulgence to take it back. "Sure..." you say, "...but I wouldn't have fallen for such a transparent ruse." Wouldn't you? Wouldn't you, really? SirModusoperandiBoinc! 22:03, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
We Christians love our casseroles. They're like some sort of illegal narcotic only they're Christianized. •••Necropaxx(T){~}Friday, 23:15, Jan 15 2010
The natives had a saying, "White Man speak with covered dishes." SirModusoperandiBoinc! 23:57, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
That's all true, but let's not underestimate the influence of the cocaine either. Also, abstain because you left cocaine off your list. You get points for correctly designating G1 Transformers though. Wanna see some pics of my collection? :D -OptyCSucks! CUN00:04, 16 Jan-OptyCSucks! CUN00:04, 16 Jan
I didn't list everything that made the 80's awesome (like the clearly awesome Strange Brew). I simply don't have that kind of time. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 00:19, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
Well, I guess you did include A Christmas Story. For. -OptyCSucks! CUN00:22, 16 Jan
Nom....who can forget our brave Marxist warriors who invaded and attacked the rightwing nutjobs of the WNWiki. Comrade Codeine and Brad (a jew) gamely fought the White "Nationalists" on their home turf and remain an inspiration to us all. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
For. That's quite possibly the best bit of Uncyclopedia history I've ever seen. sausagelol 18:03, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
Self-for. It's all fun and games until a bunch of skinheads turns up at my door. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 22:32, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
Heh. Did Codeine really put Goatse pics on that site? —PaizuriMUN (Talk•Contribs•Poll!) 23:35, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
I put goatse pics on our site. I'm sure Codeine would do much more than a few goatses. sausagelol 23:44, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
Code put lastmeasure links all over their site. I didn't know what lastmeasure was, and so I clicked to find out. After restarting my computer, running a virus scan, and restoring to a previous version of my computer, I wrote Do NOT click any links!, including a little link to the fact he'd done that. Following this, the Nazis got confused and started sending me threatening emails, because I guess they thought I must have done that to myself on purpose (or they couldn't tell the difference between usernames; I report, you decide). Anyway, I left the whole situation far more paranoid about the internets.--<<>> 12:32, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
For. Yes. He's probably the only user on this site who genuinely makes me feel guilty when I can't be arsed to take a look at one of his articles. Simply the master. MrNFork you! 20:57, Jan 21
For Yea that was very good. Wait a minute yesterday was not the last decade. Oh well I'll let this one slip as I had them all last decade too. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] (yell|FAQ|I did this) 07:00, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
Delicious stuff•••Necropaxx(T){~}Tuesday, 08:56, Jan 12 2010
What Rule Forbidded It? Anyway How do you know his interpret was from yesterday or from December 31, 2009. Also I didn't see any rules forbiding it. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] (yell|FAQ|I did this) 06:07, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
We don't have many taboos at Uncyclopedia, but this is one of them: you never, EVER mention the sandwich you ate Yesterday. However, since you are breaking a taboo, that makes this post edgy. For.--<<>> 12:38, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
The first rule of Sandwich Club, yadda yadda yadda. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 22:06, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
There's a Sandwich Club now? Do I get a discount on membership fees if I'm already a member of the Breakfast Club? -OptyCSucks! CUN22:24, 14 Jan
Yes. Don't order the Club Sandwich from Sandwich Club, though. It would destroy the universe. Or it would make it awesome. One of those. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 23:27, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
For. I hope you have better luck than I did in, "Happiest user whose name also starts with an "H" and has a green signature and also a dancing banana and such." *grin* ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*(talk)(stalk)Π ~ ~ 21 Jan 2010 ~ 07:27 (UTC)
For. Because no one else deserves to be blessed with this award. Except maybe Keanu Reeves HELPME
For! (I was gonna say Nacho Cheese but ever since they changed the formula and eliminated the trans fat they've sucked.) ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*(talk)(stalk)Π ~ ~ 22 Jan 2010 ~ 02:27 (UTC)