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Is there any source of articles being read out loud?

Because we all know americans dont like to read.

~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 20:24, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Although UnNews audios are more common, yes, articles are sometimes dubbed with an audio. Like UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not, or Red light. Other articles, like scat, are just begging for one. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:44, Apr 29
Don't forget Do NOT click any links! and the best read article of all time, HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:15, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
Wait! We have audio now? What next? Text? Pictures? Madness! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:36, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
This is why we don't allow Americans on Uncyclopedia. They all get banned for having no sense of — OH, SHIT! (Dr. Skullthumper has been blocked indefinitely)  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:52 Apr 29, 2008
Personally I pay my Butler to read the articles to me. If they are really funny I tip him for laughing on my behalf. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Is his name Jeeves? If his name is Jeeves, I will be quite pleased. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:44, Apr 29
I don't pay him to have a name, I mostly click my fingers. Its important to keep the paid help and lower classes in their place. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
M'Lord, m'Lady requests an audience in m'North wing. Hey, I gotta do something to pay my bills The help 23:26, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
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