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I could have sworn at the beginning of the year, we said we'd do this monthly. 'Course, that didn't work out for Feb. and March because we opped three people in January (and by "we," I mean Chron), but it's lateish April now. Are we good on admins or do we need to hold elections again? —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 13:30, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

I thought we said we'd review the situation every six months or so? As each election now adds another two or three at a time we don't seem to be in need people as often now. Even when the slackers take a break. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I'd vote for an "assessment" sometime in late May, then if we think it's needed, we can go from there. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:11, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

I think we need some new admins now. There needs to be more who can watch recent changes and new pages as too often there isn't enough around. You people who don't actually do anything probably just don't notice. And I should point out that one of the admins most recently opped has left, and isn't coming back any time soon. I think we'd benefit from having another admin or two, and it definitely couldn't do any harm. Spang talk 01:13, 21 Apr 2007

Ouch, man. That hurts. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:04, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Sorry, I didn't mean you people, I meant in general, y'know, "those who don't do anything". Spang talk 07:25, 21 Apr 2007
Ouch, man. That hurts. —rc (t) 09:55, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
I can do that (along with the Grue Army) without a sysopping, although they might want to be sysopped. --High Gen. Grue 01:24, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
So how and who gets the nominations going? --Ж Kalir where's my house? 01:31, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Congratulations, you will never be sysopped. Next! --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 06:06, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

We averaged about one a month last year. I think that's a good rate. I think it's a good idea to have plenty of reliable ops, too. I can't say I've really noticed a desperate NEED right now, like I did in January, but then, I just kinda hang out and don't really do anything. (As Braydie once said, "Brad, you're one of the SEXY admins..." :) ).--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:09, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

He said that to you, too? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Ah - it's all falling into place. Braydie is cool-and-sexy-admins-IP. I should have known, really, what with all his other suspected sockpuppets (i.e. anyone who begins with B. Umm, including Brad, I guess...?) --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:50, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
That actually happened. And no, I'm not the cool-and-sexy-admins-IP, but I am a cool and sexy admin. —Braydie 15:32, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
After all, everyone is gay for Braydie. --Ж Kalir where's my house? 15:38, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Except if I was to say I was gay because of Braydie, it actually wouldn't be a compliment. How ironic. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:00, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
I honestly don't see the need for more admins. The place seems to be running just fine from where I'm standing. --Hrodulf 14:54, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Oops. Too late. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:00, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Time Zone

Actually, I notice there are some gaps during the day when we don't have any active admin and the stalking IPs feast on uncyc's passive veins. Maybe you should choose between good candidates taking in consideration the time zone of them. For instance, how many Australian admins do we have? -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket [scream!] 17:06, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

I might be mistaken, but I think we only have those damn Nortamericanos and those pesky Europeans. There are some Kiwis and Ausies around to summon to the flag.~Jewriken.GIF 17:17, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Launching the campaign: remembering that Mordillo himself is at GMT+2. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket [scream!] 17:44, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Don't be stupid. There are no Aussies on Uncyclopedia. They have no sense of humour. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:57, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
AND they're all ex-cons. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:37, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

I want in

thats right, i'm up for election. i want sysop powers becasue i see a ton of articles that need huffing, and they arent being huffed as fast as they are being created! its a crap overload! so i want to be sysopped. ONX 17:09, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

sigh They will never learn....~Jewriken.GIF 17:15, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Rc crosses another name off his listrc (t) 17:17, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Braydie crosses Rc's name off THE listBraydie 20:57, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Please don't op me

Really. I know what they do all day. Plus, since this is a trap, I will NEVER BE SYSOPPED! Yay! --High Gen. Grue 17:47, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

You really don't have to worry, kid...-- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket [scream!] 17:50, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Rc for admin

He's pretty good. —Braydie 20:59, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

I would never trust someone who is a fan of Seu Jorge. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket [scream!] 21:01, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Yeah. But he's really cool. —Braydie 21:01, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Okay. So we sysop him and at the same time break all of his S.J. recordings. :p -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket [scream!] 21:03, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Seu Jorge for admin

Because our count of admins who can record Bowie covers in Portuguese stands at a dismal zero. —rc (t) 21:37, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Raising one finger in a very - I mean VERY - discrete way. I didn't said anything!!! But I can record Bowie covers in Portuguese... --- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket [scream!] 21:40, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
See. This is how cool Rc is. He just takes a stand all the time. —Braydie 21:40, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Actually, I can understand what Seu Jorge sung over David Bowie's songs. And, differently from most of my countryfellows, I also can understand what David Bowie said previously... So you may understand why Seu Jorge pisses me so much. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket [scream!] 21:45, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Did he screw them up or something? I don't know any Portuguese, I just like how his versions sound. —rc (t) 03:08, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Well, maybe. But who cares? If Rc likes him, then so do I. —Braydie 07:02, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Here we go. It's an untune in itself....

BOWIE'S REBEL REBEL (typos courtesy of
You've got your mother in a whirl
Shes not sure if youre a boy or a girl
Hey babe, your hairs alright
Hey babe, lets go out tonight
You like me, and I like it all
We like dancing and we look divine
You love bands when theyre playing hard
You want more and you want it fast
They put you down, they say Im wrong
You tacky thing, you put them on

Rebel rebel, youve torn your dress
Rebel rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel rebel, how could they know? 
Hot tramp, I love you so!

Dont ya? 
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo

Youve got your mother in a whirl cause shes
Not sure if youre a boy or a girl
Hey babe, your hairs alright
Hey babe, lets stay out tonight
You like me, and I like it all
We like dancing and we look divine
You love bands when theyre playing hard
You want more and you want it fast
They put you down, they say Im wrong
You tacky thing, you put them on

Rebel rebel...

Youve torn your dress, your face is a mess
You cant get enough, but enough aint the test
Youve got your transmission and your live wire
You got your cue line and a handful of ludes
You wanna be there when they count up the dudes
And I love your dress
Youre a juvenile success
Because your face is a mess
So how could they know? 
I said, how could they know? 

So what you wanna know
Calamitys child, chi-chile, chi-chile
Whered you wanna go? 
What can I do for you? looks like youve been there too
cause youve torn your dress
And your face is a mess
Oh, your face is a mess
Oh, oh, so how could they know? 
Eh, eh, how could they know? 
Eh, eh
SEU JORGE'S VERSION (with HerrDok's tranlation)
Você não sabe se vai ou vem
 You don't know if you go or come here
Pouco me importa se o dinheiro é seu
 I don't care as the money is yours
Ei baby se o cabelo é legal
 Hey baby if your hair is nice
Moda na gringa é feliz natal
 At the Gringa fashion is Merry Christmas ("At the Gringa" means outside Brazil in anti-american slang)

Se equivocou mas ficou tudo bem
 You went wrong but after it was all fine
Agora diz que está na onda zen
 Now you say you're in the Zen wave
Ei baby você venceu
 Hey baby you won
Passe amanhã e pegue o que é seu
 Come back tomorrow and get what's yours
A maquiagem vai desmanchar
 Your make-up will blur
Para o seu medo aparecer
 So your fear can show up
Zero a zero, agora eu vou
 Zero to zero, now I go
Você deu mole então eu marco um gol
 You was easy, so I score a goal

Zero a zero, você venceu
 Zero to zero, you have won
Passe amanhã e pegue o que é seu
 Come back tomorrow and get what's yours

That nonsense. But you have to hear he giving interviews to understand the deepness of his stupidity. But he's a good actor, I give you this. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket [scream!] 04:16, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

(face-ripping giggle) If you want a Brazilian for admin, find one with a, ahem, brain. I know, I know, it's hard to find. Harder than the Giant Sloth of the Amazon. But maybe, in the middle of night, if you don't make a sound, he may be looking at you! (/face-ripping giggle) -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket [scream!] 04:25, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
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