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That has been one question that may bother you. (It definitely bothers Matthlock!) This is a forum to determine whether you are or are not a Matthlock.

How obsessed are you with sigs?

I have a really bad obsession with sigs. Just look here! Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:28, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

I have the same sig since Lollipop made me one in 1894 and don't plan on changing anytime soon. Traditions, you know. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:33, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
ROTFLOL Mattsnow! Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:41, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
I spend no effort at all on signaturms. (Although I believe that my signature may have been given a biopic in USP. Possibly before I was.) --                              Puppy's talk page09:10 05 Jul 21:10, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
I'm glad you're back, POTR. I love you, man! -No homo Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:13, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
Considering my sig is just a rainbow and a stupid head, I would say that I'm not a Matthlock. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:14, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
Considering that I haven't updated my sig in years, I would say that I'm not a Matthlock. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:46, 5 July 2012
Welcome to the discussion, Socky! So glad you could join. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:49, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
You acknowledge Socky and not me? I'm offended! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:53, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
Sorry about that, Xamralco. What you must realize, though, is that Socky is Belgian, and to tell you the truth, I have absolutely no idea what time it is in his neck of the woods. To tell you the truth, I thought he was sleeping right now. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:55, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
Like I said, my condolences, Welcome Xamralco! Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:56, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
Not really for me, though I do have a lot of sigs. Also, welcome back Puppy. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 22:01, 07/05/2012
Ah, man. Wow, brah, this is the best, man. I'm so glad we're all back together and stuff. This is great, man. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 22:03, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
I'm not really offended. I know you love me unlike every woman I come in contact with. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:07, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
I see. Would you like me to get you a girl? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 22:08, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
If you must know, it's 14 past midnight in Belgium. And to tell you the truth, I never go to sleep before sunrise. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:14, 5 July 2012
So you're like a vampire, Socky. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 22:16, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
Yes. Yes indeed. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:23, 5 July 2012
My sig is already the most awesome and the most original, why would I need another? Welcome to the machine MOTHLOCK 22:25, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
I am saddened that I am not on this list. *cries* A (Ruins) 02:02, 6 July 2012
Ha ha very funny Modusoperandi. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:03, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
My sig hasn't been updated in years either - Not sure I even remember how to change it. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 14:32, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
I update my signature nearly monthly! --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 23:13, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

Do you have any fetish problems?

You know, like a fetish for..... um sky blue eyes? <Chuckles> Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:36, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Or for the perfect tan, or something? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:37, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
Actually, you know what, ignore that last thing. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:37, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
How gauche. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:42, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
P.S. If you have a fetish for sigs, please go into the previous section. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:42, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
I have a fetish for fetishes. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 22:01, 07/05/2012
Please explain. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 22:03, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
@MATTHLOCK What more is to be said? I have a fetish for fetishes. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 22:34, 07/05/2012
And, apparently, KeyboardMaster456 has a fetish for shock images, seeing as how he vandalized this thread with so many of them. You're welcome. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 22:42, 07/05/2012
Karl lagerfeld2

"No style. Just like you. As such, is perfect. I wouldn't change one single thing, except all of it."

Hi, Billy Mays here

...revealing my new signature: Qzekrom TC

How does it look? --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteTomCruiseOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 23:22, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

@Qzekrom Mmm… nice and short. Short is simple. I like it. See you on CTAM! ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 23:39, 07/05/2012
Just fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:05, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Totally not a mockery of this thread!

Forum:Are you a TheHappySpaceman? ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 00:07, 07/06/2012

Totally a mockery of this thread!

Forum:Are you a Xamralco? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:18, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

What the fuck. Jesse The Body Ventura Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:04, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
Oh FYI, you can all use that image for whatever reason you'd like to. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:42, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

MOCKERY DETECTED

Forum:Are you a Mr-ex777?--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 13:54, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Voting

Score: ??????????????????????????
  • lol gay ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:22, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
  • CHACARRON MACARRON ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 02:25, 07/06/2012
  • Strong Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:49, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small FUCK NO  A (Ruins) 18:37, 6 July 2012
  • Do whatever you want. But should I start a new section on this? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:07, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
  • What I mean by that is can I add a new section below this section? I don't think I've fully explored the topic with everyone yet. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:48, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
  • Is it okay for me to put a new section below the voting section. Is that allowed? I won't get banned or anything for something like that, right? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:51, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
    Last time I checked, adding new sections to a BHOP page was not a bannable offense. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:23, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
    GNARLEY! Spicoli-2 Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:27, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
    It should be ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:24, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Do you live a triple life?

Do you live a triple life where.... What people think of you, what you think of yourself and who you really are are three separate people? I feel like I do. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:28, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

I have something similar. There's what everybody thinks of me at school, what everybody thinks of me at bars and concert halls, and what I think of myself. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 01:49, 07/07/2012
Having more than one aspect of your personality? Nah. I'm completely one-dimensional. --                              Puppy's talk page01:18 07 Jul 13:18, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
I'm quite boring, thanks. My fourth of July weekend wasn't, having to miss fireworks to go in for treatment of a skin infection :( Then on the 6th, my radiator in my car sprung a leak. I miss my usual boring life. ---- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 14:33, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Next section: What's your favorite band?

Weezer - also Creedence Clearwater Revival, Blue Öyster Cult, R.E.M., Hawkwind, Judas Priest, Pink Floyd and some other stuff. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 22:15, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

I like Pink Floyd. I also like Muse, Gorillaz, Grateful Dead, The Doors, The Who, The Beatles... if I listed the full amount of bands I like, then the page would probably be about 3.14 times longer. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 01:49, 07/07/2012
There's nothing I enjoy more than after a hard days work, going to the local bar, putting on "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls on the jukebox as many times as I can, and then rock out with my cock out. I have also been banned from numerous bars. --                              Puppy's talk page03:49 07 Jul 03:49, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
Ministry, Primus, Rammstein, Marilyn Manson, King Diamond, Turmion Kätilöt (Finnish), Pain... those are my fauvorites. But I like also Accept, Edguy, The Offspring, Megadeth, Helloween, Cradle of Filth, Judas Priest, Dream Theater and so on... Pretty metal-based but funk and so on goes too. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 11:53, 7 July, 2012 (UTC)
Have you guys ever listened to The Misunderstood. Prof rock band from the 70's that Funnybony introduced me to. A lot of the bands you've mentioned above have been influenced in some degree by them. Definitely worth the listen. If you haven't listened to them, you should. --                              Puppy's talk page01:17 07 Jul 13:17, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
My headache keeps me from remembering and listing the bands I listen to, but one that hasn't been mentioned above are U2. I also like Gorillaz, The Doors, and The Who. The rest of the bands I like on a per song basis. ---- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 14:42, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
Wow, so you're a Deadhead, THS, that's interesting. I used to know a Deadhead, don't know what happened to him though. I think he might've disappeared on a bad acid trip or something. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:15, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
My parents used to go on tour with the Grateful Dead with a video game they were selling (a "Jeopardy for Deadheads" type of game). Sadly, I wasn't born until after Jerry Garcia died. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 18:54, 07/07/2012
I know what you mean, man. Jerry Garcia, 1942-1995, R.I.P. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:01, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah. My parents have a really REALLY rare picture of him on stage playing with Neil Young. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 19:12, 07/07/2012
Whoa man! I'm a closet Neil Young fan! Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:14, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
Cool. I am too. Have you heard his cover of A Day in the Life?
Seeing your Aqualung reference below, I'd have to say that I also like Jethro Tull, especially their longest song. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 20:01, 07/07/2012
: ( Am I the only metalhead here... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 15:00, 10 July, 2012 (UTC)
TOO MANY PUPPIES!!!! Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:52, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
Aah, Primus! (Have you checked that out yet? It's on pee review, if you'd want too pee.) /,,/ Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 17:17, 11 July, 2012 (UTC)
Nah, my bladder feels fine. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:25, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
Now, let's see here, how many of you listen to the Velvet Underground? Oh wait, this is an archived discussion, never mind. Oh well, how many of you listen to Echo & the Bunnymen? How about Joy Division? I listen to all three of those bands, and in quite a bit of excess as well. You can answer these questions on my talk page, or something, considering that this page is sort of in the dust now. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:16, July 27, 2012 (UTC)

New section: Do you like to screw virgins and foreigners?

Maybe. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 22:26, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Okay, here's the deal. I'm not saying anything about my fetish for virgins, but yeah, I love screwing foreigners, especially Swedes and Ukrainians. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 22:39, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
I like screwing with Phillips heads and flat heads. Wait, that's not what you meant... ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 01:49, 07/07/2012
Only if they want to screw me first. And that's a big if. Plus they have to approach me the right way, you know be romantic and stuff. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 14:39, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
I thought they just had to sneak up on your blind side? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:59, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
And regarding the virgin question, here's my answer: I enjoy sitting on a park bench eyeing little girls with bad intent every Tuesday! Aqualung cover Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:43, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

New section: Do you like to leave hate mail on users talk pages about something they aren't?

Mmm? Anyone? A (Ruins) 16:54, 7 July 2012

My condolences, but you should seriously think about removing the Nazi flag from your sig. It could honestly offend someone. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:13, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
Excuse me, but this is America. Now please stand by while I add more. A (Ruins) 17:27, 7 July 2012
Sorry, but I'm just saying that swastikas offend me. Please understand me that my ancestors were Jewish. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:39, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
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A (Ruins) 17:43, 7 July 2012
Nah, it would be more offensive if it was rotated 45 degrees. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:49, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
Shut up and add me to your list, nimrod :) A (Ruins) 17:52, 7 July 2012
UGH, Grandmother would be rolling in her grave. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:55, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
Relax, Matthlock. I'm not a Nazi, or even support any of their ideals (here the explanation goes again...).
For the past six or so years I have poured over millions of pages of data and ensconced myself in learning about WWII, especially the Third Reich. If you remove the associated horrors of the Nazis, the Nazi flag is a beautiful, striking flag. It is definitely my favorite in all of history, tied with (you guessed it) the Confederate flag. The moral here is that I do not like the Third Reich, I like the items (flags, tanks, etc) they manufactured. The end. A (Ruins) 17:59, 7 July 2012
Well, my father's ancestors did side with the Confederates, so I guess it's okay. I will add your sig to my list sometime in the future; you know, you can do so yourself if you really want to, be my guest, I mean, I'm totally open to suggestion, so go right ahead, add yourself to my list, don't be shy. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:02, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
Yay! Common ground! Or, maybe not :) My entire family is from the north. Ironic as it may seem, I'm actually German; my grandmother's grandmother was born in Germany. Did I mention that I also have a huge WWII collection? Mostly Japanese and German stuff, but I have an entire, complete American infantry uniform, complete with a gun. Legitimate; it was my grandfather.
Still, you gotta admit the Nazi and Confederate flags are badass. A (Ruins) 18:21, 7 July 2012
Hey, that actually is common ground. Coincidentally, I myself am 2/8 German; however, nobody in my direct family has lived in Germany since the 18th century. :D Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:27, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
Okay should I just start a new section now? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:49, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
Maybe you should. My family is part-French, part-Armenian, part-Ozark Hillbillyan, and part-a bunch of other things I can't be bothered researching. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 18:56, 07/07/2012
Wow, I'm 2/8 German, 3/8 Irish, 2/8 Moldovan and 1/8 French-Canadian, and that's all I am, honestly. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:02, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
Huh. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 19:12, 07/07/2012
You know, Moldova. It's a country in Eastern Europe bordered by Romania on the West and bordered by Ukraine on the North, East and South. It's roughly about the size of Maryland in square miles. Its main source of revenue is wine, being that its valleys are o-so fertile. You should visit, it's sort of like Italy, but further. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:53, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

New section, just for the heck of it.

BTW, Matthlock, I responded to your comment on my talkpage. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 19:12, 07/07/2012

Awesome. Jgany Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:17, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
How do you like that image I submitted, THS? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:42, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
That's the exact image we have, only ours is in color. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 19:59, 07/07/2012

Do you like submitting a myriad of images that might serve a purpose on Uncyclopedia someday but for the current moment is only suitable for one article?

Yes. Edwin Starr Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:44, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Don't even get me started... 6,500 ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 20:00, 07/07/2012

Name some of your favorite animals

Here are my top five absolute favorite animals of all time:

  1. Kraken
  2. Cerberus
  3. Bahamut
  4. Wolf
  5. Iguana Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:48, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Mine are:

  1. Spider Jerusalem's two-faced cat
  2. Rat creature
  3. Changeling
  4. Overused joke
  5. Mutant KFC dinner One of them used to be a hedgehog, when I was into the Sonic fandom a while back. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 19:58, 07/07/2012

Who's your favorite dead guy?

Mine would have to be Bernie. Bernie Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:55, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Next question: What's your dream vacation?

Georgia, but not the Georgia you're probably thinking of. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:58, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Mars. Only an awesome, terraformed version of Mars, where the only other humanoids living on the planet would be horny nymphomaniac babes. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 20:09, 07/07/2012

Who's your favorite Communist dictator?

Don't kid me. Without a doubt, it would be Josip Broz Tito of Yugoslavia. He was da best. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:59, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Who's your least favorite Communist dictator?

Slobodan Milosevic - also of Yugoslavia. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:01, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

If you could have dinner with anyone living or dead, who would it be?

Also Josip Broz Tito of Yugoslavia. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:02, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

I'd fancy a nice dinner with Noodle from Gorillaz. If she existed. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 20:05, 07/07/2012

What movies do you enjoy quoting lines from

Wayne's World, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, The Big Lebowski, Predator, Commando and just about every other cult classic with Arnold Schwarzenegger in it. I'M HERE! KILL ME! I'M HIERE! Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:04, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

I like quoting lines from Jon Lajoie shorts on YouTube. But for movies, I'd say I'm most in for quoting lines from Mel Brooks comedies. PUT THE CANDLE BACK! ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 20:07, 07/07/2012
Please look after my son. He's headstrong and cocksure...or is it the other way around? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:24, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

How many girls have you stalked?

I don't feel comfortable answering this question. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:08, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Don't really do much stalking, except in my dreams. This is mainly because I don't have a driver's license yet. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 20:10, 07/07/2012

My sig changes with everything else

When I update my sig, my sigs in all pages update with it. Cool system, huh? GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 05:52, July 8, 2012 (UTC)

Meh Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:37, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

How often do you listen to Zappa?

Not very often; however, I did become interested in his career after spending many years listening to my dad's obsessive rantings over him, so I checked out some of his music, which is very original. Actually, to be straightforward, I remember that during the last month or school or so, I started going through this Zappa phase. Also, I have "Joe's Garage" on hold at the library right now, which consists of one of Zappa's silliest songs. (I don't have to say the title, do I?) Anyway, yeah, I ocassionally listen to Zappa, but I'm not completely in love with his music like RAHB is or my dad is. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:28, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

I have Apostrophe (') + Overnite Sensation. And I like Zappa's stuff. In fact, I like it enough to wait two months for Netflix to send me the movie 200 Motels, only for them to tell me it was out of stock. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 19:44, 07/10/2012
Don't eat the yellow snow. 19:46, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
Forgetting to sign your posts much? Also, Cosmik Debris. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 22:51, 07/10/2012

Do you dislike Sannse?

Yes; and here's why: I do not like how Sannse's userpage is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too long. My internet explorer freezes up for five straight minutes and I have to start a new window if I want to do something else in the meantime. Sorry to say that Sannse, but that's the truth, you need to REALLY shorten your userpage. (You should think about archiving your talk page too.) Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:51, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

That can easily be fixed...

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...with some cabbage template.Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:37, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

Are you a Deadhead magnet?

For some reason I don't know, I always seem to unwittingly befriend Grateful Dead fans, or moreover somehow my sense of humor attracts them in one way or the other. But I have had at least three friends who are Deadheads: Luke, this dude named Canaan and more recently TheHappySpaceman. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:05, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

Well, I'm a Deadhead, so I can't really answer this. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 19:51, 07/11/2012

Do you read retro Doonesbury comics?

This is one of my darker and lesser known aspects, but hidden in my room I do have a book called The Doonesbury Chronicles, which contains their cartoons from when they debuted in 1970 to 1975, and although I'll admit Doonesbury sucks nowadays and I wouldn't be caught dead when reading a recent strip, I'd have to say that during the '70s they made great social commentary. That and also back then Mark Slackmeyer was straight. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:09, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

Wasn't one of the Doonesbury characters based on Spider Jerusalem Hunter S. Thompson? ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 19:41, 07/11/2012

Do you have no job, no wheels, no girl and no money?

Yes, and I've only got myself to blame. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:12, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

Well, none of the first three. I used to have a girl but then her parents forced us to break up. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 19:50, 07/11/2012

Do you have a real-life list of your enemies?

Yes. That is my own handwriting! Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:16, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

No, but I have a list of things that I hate. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 19:52, 07/11/2012
Yeah, that photo is sort of outdated; there are a few more people added to the list, and Tyler Saarinen recently became one of only two people to make it off the list. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:01, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
Man, does Barney the Dinosaur suck or what? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:34, 12 July 2012
Yep. Why is he still on? I heard that his actors (the people who dress up in the Barney suit) are always going insane and stuff. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 00:20, 07/13/2012
Yeah, didn't one of Barney's actors get fired for swearing after falling out of a treehouse or something? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:14, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
Yep. Then I think one of them might have done suicide or something... Have you heard the "Barney=666" joke? ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 23:06, 07/13/2012

Are you incapable of rational thought?

Yes. Naked Lunch Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 16:36, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

In conclusion

It is uneasy being Matthlock. While on the outside, I may appear to be calm and nice, on the inside my life is only a land of maddening obsession bordered by the Seas of Ignorance, the Mountains of Hatred, the Marsh of Perversity, the River of Madness, the Glen of Hyprocisy, the Plains of Confusion, the Desert of Anger, the Swamps of Violence, the Plateaus of Monotony, the Valleys of Depression and the Hills of Misery, and that I shall prrobably wind up having my life rough for eternity. As advice, please don't be me, it's not worth it. When somebody says they'd like to go inside my head for five minutes, I think "They shouldn't, it's not as pleasing as it sounds."

It sucks to be Matthlock. I say so myself. DON'T TRY TO BE ME. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:39, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

THE END

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vexes me o_O ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:05, July 29, 2012 (UTC)

For the love of God, STOP BUMPING THIS FORUM! A (Ruins) 16:35, 29 July 2012
I'm with these ^^ guys. Any person who bumps this forum should get attacked by mad Brazilian models and sexed within an inch of their life. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Aug 5 '12 10:31 (UTC)
bump ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:37, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
Did it work? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Aug 5 '12 11:10 (UTC)
Frosty, you bastard! You started a new section without contributing to the already existent sections which were open for everyone to respond. You deserve to be on my list! Also, I'm sending your ass to Ban Patrol! Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:05, August 24, 2012 (UTC)
TROLOLO --Perv of the month Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2012-08-31T00:26
lol this forum is still alive. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 18:01, 31 August, 2012 (UTC)

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