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the lack of pictures to be voted on in VFP? * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 14:40, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Anyone notice Flumpa whoring his image in the Village Dump? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:41, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
Pff. No? * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 14:44, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
Awwww. Don't be hard on Flumpa. He had a really BAD day today. Alien Hunter 16:58, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
/Me giving Flumpa a Sweedish massage, he looks at me, then he meows at me, then I really pet him, give him some Admin Treats, some coffee, strong coffee with a hint of weed taken from a Admin Treat, then he starts purring contentedly, feeling better and better, until he gets SUPER POWERS!\ Alien Hunter 17:12, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
By the way, do Admins have Super Powers? Alien Hunter 17:15, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
Short answer: yes. Long answer: I pooped myself. --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 17:37, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Anyone notice my new haircut?

Others have told me that it is breath taking. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:44, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

I was talking about your flowbee, actually. ~ Tophatsig 18/05/2008 @ 16:48
If you hook it up to a shop vac its got a powerful enough vacuum to trim your eyebrows. Off. I'm smooth all over, now. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:56, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
All over? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 16:57, May 18
Yes. All over. I'm like an anatomically correct Pillbury Doughboy, less the hat. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:10, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
Actually Modus, I did notice. Looks like the barber did a great job of cutting both of them. Unfortunately, the light is now reflecting even more off your head, and it's a little dazzling. Perhaps I could recommend a less shiny head wax in the future... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:58, May 18
No! Only the best, for me. MO's Good Olde Fashioned Cranial Shiner. It's got carnauba wax. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:08, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
Says here:"Avoid use in a hair removal application. This will give the person the ability to be mistaken for a alien by the US Govt., especially by Bush, and hauled off to the Alien Camp X-Ray by mistake." Better be careful with this crap. It also says that it'll make you sexy as hell. Alien Hunter 17:53, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Anyone Notice Flumpa posts too many inane forum topics?

And has anyone noticed that it's starting to annoy me? BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) May 18, 19:05

Yes I noticed, and yes it has indeed grown annoying--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 19:52, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
Hey! This isn't all about you, man. What about my hair? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:01, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
Hair? Now that was a great musical. Meat loaf was in it was he not? Anyway, I had no idea you wrote it Modus... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:41, May 18
I was just the costume designer. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:47, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
He was was the tea boy, Got payed a tenner an hour--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:18, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Anyone notice that your sarcasm is very hurtful?

I think I'll go cut myself now. Pff. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 23:38, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

You know what's more hurtful than sarcasm? Cutting yourself. I'm assuming. Spang talk 23:39, 18 May 2008
I was being sarcastic. Oh, the irony. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 23:44, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
Ironing eh? Yea, the iron is a great way to perform self harm too, but I personally recommend Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:52, May 18
E-bo-ny and i-ro-ny/live together in per-fect har-mony... Sir Paul MOcartney 00:54, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
I must say, I'm a little disappointed. I would have thought that surely Led would have said something about having two dads by now? WTF is going on? Also, for a guy who can't even keep up with a woman with only one leg, your surprisingly quick Mr MOcartney. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:02, May 19
Awww. Don't be hard on Flumpa. *Me picks him up, gives him some beer, whiskey and some Admin Treats, then I stroke and pet him, and he begins to purr. He looks at me, meows, then I really pet him and he gets more beer, some Weed flavored Admin Treats, which he really enjoys. Then he licks my face, and I give him more beer and Admin Treats, while he continues to purr.* Alien Hunter 01:21, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
"Your whoring skills are weak, old man."... "You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine." MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:28, May 19
May the Whore be with you. * Flumpa Quotes.PNG 02:58, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
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