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At exactly 0400 hours tomorrow morning or evening or whatever. I Sir Frosty, shall be releasing my vicious hoard of ponies, so he ready. The army is below for easy reference. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:15, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

EVIL PONIES

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Am I seriously the only one...

...who hates My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? Seriously, am I? ~Ths haskidnappedyourmum 23:32, 09/22/2011

Yes. I don't even know what it is. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:00, 23 September 2011
I dunno. Haven't seen it yet. Too cheap to pay for the DVD rental. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:38, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
PS - What do you hate most about it - like most kiddy cartoons is it the overly large saucer-sized eyes and squeaky baby voices used? Or the deus-ex-machina happy ending? -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:41, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
@Simsilikesims How do I hate MLP? Let me count the ways.
1. The fandom is annoying. (I'm now pretty much a target for trolling. In my opinion, even worse than the Sonic fandom at its worst.)
2. Every one of my favorite shows has been turned into MLP. (Even worse than Rule34 in my opinion. Seriously, how would you like it if someone turned Star Trek into ponies?)
3. The bright, flashy colors and annoying voices give me a headache.
4. It's for little girls.
The only redeeming qualities are that the guy who voices the villain also played Q in Star Trek, and the animator also worked on one of my favorite movies. ~[ths] is not currently signed in. He posted this comment at 01:42, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
Ah, you have my sympathies. Now you have an inkling how it feels to have tunes you loved as a teen turned into elevator music. But at least they haven't made a MLP horror movie yet. Hm....Freddie vs Jason in ponies? Or Snakes on a Plane? Or Final Destination? Hmm....this has possibilities. And yes, it is for little girls. So is pink. Usually. So are tutus. Usually. At least the fandom hasn't done anything particularly dangerous like trample someone at a concert...yet. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:47, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
I dont even know why people like to play ponies, aside of 5-9 year old girls.Its just as bad as Barney and teletubbies, if they would have a fandom of grown men and teens. --FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 04:40, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
The saucer eyes thing is pretty much the influence of Japanese anime permeating the market. Turning everything into "babies" is pretty much an American thing. Marvel Babies has been in the works but I think someone may have figured out that it really makes no sense to do such a thing. The old Disney days of hand drawn cells is long gone and anything that will pack a theater with 8-9 year old girls or boys is gold - especially because the profitability of selling related toys is there. Then you have the fast food restaurant tie-ins......My Little Pony goes back to when I was a kid - just some stupid, cutesy toys for little girls. Since nobody wants to pay anyone for anything new or original, everything I remember as a youngster is still ripe for continued harvesting. --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  05:43, September 27, 2011 (UTC)

So

you're one of them, huh. --Roman Dog Bird 03:04, September 23, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, which one? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:08, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, and so are you. Welcome to the herd, resistance is futile (although you may have to change your name to Roman Pony Dog Bird or something). -- Tinyfox TheSlyPony. Love and tolerance! Symbol Burninate voteI'm completely insane!!!11 And I still have a rap sheet! 14:09, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
@TheSlyFox TheSlyPony First of all, you stole the "Resistance is Futile" line from Star Trek. Secondly, I am not only a hater (not in the herd), but I am one of many. Third, if you expect me to change my username to TheHappyPony or something, you've surely gone bat. ~[ths] is not currently signed in. He posted this comment at 01:47, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
Indeed, I did steal that line from a certain science fiction series. But like the Borg, the Pony fandom has a way of assimilating unsuspecting people. Especially hippies, such as myself. But don't worry, everyone will be assimilated very soon. THS, You don't even have to become "TheHappyPony"... I was thinking more along the lines of "HappyRainbowSunshine" or some such... -- Tinyfox TheSlyPony. Love and tolerance! Symbol Burninate voteI'm completely insane!!!11 And I still have a rap sheet! 04:40 September 24, 2011 (UTC)
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That is all. ~Ths haskidnappedyourmum 19:06, 09/24/2011
P.S.- I created the stamp, just so you know.
it's not even overrated, its simply plain bad dipshit.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 11:16, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
Ponies

And now begins this forum's slow descent into madness...

I ACCEPT THAT CHALLENGE

A (Ruins) 19:15, September 23, 2011 (UTC)


FEEL THE WRATH OF MY ARMY!!!!


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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! A (Ruins) 19:25, September 23, 2011 (UTC)

I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE. PISTOLS AT DAWN!!!!111!11!!!111!!!!2!!!!oneoneone!!!!!!!! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:45, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
And so, the roar of battle filled the streets. Clones of attention deficient children armed with truckloads of Pepsi and Skittles marched against a battalion of herping, derping ponies. Bombs of stardust and sunshine rained down from above as the mad children marched through the streets, systematically stomping on everything in sight. It was not long before entire structures lay in ruins. Shattered glass fragments lay among the discarded candy wrappers and soda cans. And yet, as the sun rose over the destruction, a rainbow shined its light on both armies...


Monty Python foot

(PS: I created this image. ;) -- Tinyfox TheSlyPony. Love and tolerance! Symbol Burninate voteI'm completely insane!!!11 And I still have a rap sheet! 00:52 September 25, 2011 (UTC)

PONY PWNED Aimsplode

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:24, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

To Be Continued...

As the dust cleared, the children were seen to be riding or chasing the ponies. They rode away in the direction of Happy Rainbow Sunshine Land, only to get lost in Old Meme Woods, said to be inhabited by children's old abandoned toys. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:53, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

@Frosty Not really.

Aimsplode wasn't really "pony pwnd," because TheSlyFox didn't create the image. It was stolen from Monty Python. And now for something completely different. ~Ths haskidnappedyourmum 15:04, 09/25/2011

I assume he created the GIF animation, though. It being based on Monty Python is kinda besides the point. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:15, 25 September 2011
Indeed, I was the animator. Amazingly, nobody on 4chan had done it yet! I'm rather proud of it, actually... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 15:34 September 25, 2011 (UTC)

question

what's a petter --Roman Dog Bird 04:35, September 26, 2011 (UTC)

Letter--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 11:13, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
And here I was thinking "petter" was intentional, seeing as that's what those ponies appear to be doing. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:24, 27 September 2011

LOOK AT MY ARMY LOL!!!111

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...Let me just say this:


OW!!!!

Could we please have something else? I'd really like it if I could actually visit this page again without getting a headache... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:41 September 26, 2011 (UTC)

NO ALL YOU MOTHRRFUCKERS I WILL NOT LOSE!!!!

I HAZ BOLSTERED MY FLEET OF FAT BITCHIZ, FEEL MY WRATH!!!!

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Die bitchiz!!A (Ruins) 23:22, September 26, 2011 (UTC)

ill kick yo' ass!!!

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This forum has just started and yet it already deserves to be archived.

May I have the honors? ~Ths haskidnappedyourmum 23:50, 09/27/2011

I'm afraid not.

My army hasn't tasted Uncyclopedian victory yet.

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-- Tinyfox TheSlyPony. Love and tolerance! Symbol Burninate voteI'm completely insane!!!11 And I still have a rap sheet! 10:00 September 28, 2011 (UTC)

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Eh, I like Sexy girlsLuigi better. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:43, 28 September 2011
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