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40 feature cake surrounded by cubes signifying the number of features over 40 reached by Sog and Hyperbole in like what, three months? Yay!

Since an M guy, Mhaille or Modus, passed 40 in mid-MMX, I've put up a forum for each entrant in this honored realm of featurettes. Since then Hyperbole and Sog have entered this soggy field, and then Sog took the number, depants it, and laughed in its face. As he now nears 60 and beyond, he threw a lighted-M-80 at the cake and laughed again, and the above photo was taken before it exploded. But Guildy suggested I put this forum up anyway, to keep the tradition going of giving the person who gets 40 a cake, and so here it is. Yay!? Huh? (and I'm slowly getting around to thank everyone who voted for "People Who Like to Fuck Naked" for my 40th, one creature comfort I did enjoy when earning the rank, until Sog came along, stole my girl, and pointed at my nakedness while laughing and pointing yet again.) Aleister 16:40 21-4-'11

p.s. But to be serious for moments at a time, thanks to all those who've voted for my pages, for collab's with me, for correcting my hundreds of spelling mistakes (Lyrth - or whatever the name is - Socky, and Romartus mostly) and most of all for fantabulousious pee reviews, which improve pages so much. Boisterous fuck you all very much!
Congratulations Aleister. Don't eat the candles btw. We will re-use them for Soggy's cake. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:08, April 21, 2011 (UTC)
Yay! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:36, 21 April 2011

I'M IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:44 Apr 21, 2011

*hits Dr. Skullthumper with a frying pan* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:58, 21 April 2011

I hate to break this to you, Aleister, but the cake is a lie. In fact, those crumbs that you're seeing on the exact spot you imagined the cake to be are just a hallucination. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:30, 21 April 2011

Congrats Al. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:22, April 21, 2011 (UTC)
Also, stop being so self-deprecating, you still have more features than all but four of the writers who have ever written here, and you've been here less time than all four people ahead of you. Plus you did win Writer of the Year. So celebrate with some conviction, dammit, you've earned it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:24, April 21, 2011 (UTC)
It's like just anybody can get forty features nowadays. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:06, April 21, 2011 (UTC)
I feel left out because I only have a quarter feature. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:37, 21 April 2011
There's no such thing as a quarter feature, silly lollipop. It's either 1/2 or 1. Thanks for all the comments and hate notes, appreciated. And Guildy, I was self-deprecating because I put the forum up, mainly so I can do so again when you write a couple of more stories and reach 40. I felt wonderful when I got my first feature, and good when the round numbers came by (5, 10, 15), and then 20 seemed beyond reach until I got there. 40 seemed way out of reach, and then it came by. It's a nice plateau, and until it was reached last year was like a barrier to fly through. But yes, the cake is a lie. Aleister 00:59 22-4-'11
Okay, half feature then. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:03, 22 April 2011
I hate to be the one to tell you this Al but we recently had a vote and decided to unfeature Ann Hathaway. Sorry. You're back to 39 and I'm afraid you'll have to return the cake to the store. Yes, even the parts you already ate. --Black Flamingo 15:10, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

I, for one, do not care. --EDiot 23:11, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

I, for one, do not care if you do not care. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:40, 22 April 2011
So, let me get this straight; it came out of your butt, it made a sound, and it smelled funny. Stimpy, you are an ediot. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:21, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

I, for one, have actual cake. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 05:11, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

I read some of your stuff Aleister, and it's da bomb! You could make a book of all those articles. And become rich. Then Dennis Kucinich's wife would leave dennis Kucinich's wife's husband and marry you! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:16, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

ROCK AND ROLL ALI ALI ALI! are the most positive, energetic and groovy force Ive seen on this website from the very beginning. I would mary you, If I was predispositioned to such a thing :S ÓLE ÓLE ÓLE !!!! ALIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! --ShabiDOO 18:19, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

Hahaha, I agree with Shabidoo. We are here to have fun. Number of features or anything like that is irrelevant. Great attitude like Ali is showing to me (n00b) is what a great internet community is all about, and that keeps everybody going! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:15, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
I just realised it was you who did the proofing for Heavens Gate. My god...there is a whole slew of new users putting out/editing amazing stuff --ShabiDOO 23:25, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
Thank you for the kind words Shabidoo. I have been received well in this Internet community, unlike my experience on ED. I am glad I made you laugh. I laughed myself a whole lot while writing said article. Let us celebrate ALI here, I read at least 10 article of his and he always surprises me with new, funny writing skills. Awaiting your next article, Ali! Ali Boomayé! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:09, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, him along with Lyrithya they have extra niche writing styles. They sort of draw a line between funny and introspective, which is great. Behind the scenes, Ali encourages everyone and Lyrithya writes the most healrious stuff possible on peoples walls. Shes made me laugh out loud really hard with some of her talk page replies. --ShabiDOO 00:18, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
Congrats! w00t on the 40 feature milestone!-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:32, May 1, 2011 (UTC)