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I'd like to thank my Mum, and my manager, and the colour orange, and...

Oh wait, some of you probably have no idea what for.

Well somehow I've ended up being sucked in to an admin job here at McDonalds (what? We're not McDonalds? Why have I been wearing this uniform then?) so I thought I'd take up some of your precious time by saying a bunch of pointless stuff about how grateful I am that you voted me in. So yeah, I'm grateful that you voted me in. Hmm... that wasn't a bunch of stuff. Think, SbU, think.

Well, I promise to use my powers for evil, not goo... I mean good, not evil. And I'll try to keep being "the nice one" despite my newfound ability to blast you all into the stone age. (Mwa-ha-ha-ha!)

Right - I'm off to start abusing my power. While I'm on my high from being appreciated, let me say you're all wonderful, and I don't know of any other online community I'd rather be a part of. Sniff. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:16, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Wow....its one of those cool and sexy Admins! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Trust you to bring up one of the less savoury aspects of the job... --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:42, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
One of your first tasks can be deleting one of these duplicate forum posts you've made :P
Other than that, congratulations and have fun pwning n00bs! Spang talk 08:52, 01 Aug 2007
Done - my second ever deletion. Was it just me, or did something strange happen to the site this morning r.e. being able to see what you just wrote? --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:42, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
Extreme case of database and image server lag. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 09:47, August 1, 2007
Why are you making an acceptance speech when you should be doing your job!? --General Insineratehymn 12:53, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
You were saying?  :-) --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 13:32, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
That right there is what Famine was talking about. Why can't you just congratulate her and keep your venom to yourself Insineratehymn? Many congrats again Sbu :) And good luck this month on UN:UotM! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:20, 02 August 2007
I'll get you started..."Why did my page get deleted I can't remember the name of it but it was on my friend who lives next door and he's got a Camaro and a dog named Rusty the Camaro doesn't run and the dog would but he's chained to the thing that separates yards a fence I think so what happened to my page I am so angry I had some icecream today and it gave me a headache then i fell down the stairs so what happened to my page this site sucks theres a better one but they banned me because i did something can i do something here what happened to my page" Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:33, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
Your page was deleted because you failed to observe Uncyclopedia's "Standing on your head while editing" policy. (See UN:SOYHWE). Also, you forgot to forget to use capital letters. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 14:33, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
I think sbu means you forgot to use ONLY capital letters. Also, congrats, sbu, you seem to have been busy, unlike me. /me starts grumbling about how unless and pathetic old admins are...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:47, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, don't expect that pace to last. For a start, I have to do other things than Uncyc on at least some days of the week! Consider that quick clear out of everything my gift to y'all. Tsk - and it's already backing up again... --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:46, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
Great sarcastic impression of a vanitycruft writer, MO. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.08.01.16:41
That's hilarious, Modus. I award you fifteen savings. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:11, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
so i'm supposed to write in capital letters? hmm... let me think...
a as in athens n as in new delhi
b as in berlin o as in ottawa
c as in canberra p as in paris
d as in damascus q as in ?
e as in ? r as in riga
f as in ? s as in stockholm
g as in ? t as in tokyo
h as in havana u as in ulaanbaatar
i as in islamabad v as in vienna
j as in jerusalem w as in washington
k as in kingston x as in ?
l as in lisbon y as in yerevan
m as in madrid z as in ?

... nope, don't have enough capital letters to write an article. now that you are an admin, can you fix this? --66.102.80.239 20:11, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Theoretically, I suppose I could delete the letters e, f, g, q, x and z from the alphabet so you'd have a full set. Or maybe I'm overestimating my powers somewhat... --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:46, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
You forgot q as in quito. I'll give you more when I think of them. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:08, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
f as in Freetown. G as in Guatamala City. Z as in Zagreb. The others do not exist (I have a most ingenious proof for this, but the margin is too small to contain it) including (interestingly) E. Pieface 07:33, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
Wow, that actually is interesting considering E's claim to fame as the most used letter in English. Oh look! A capital! Does that count? ;) ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 07:48, 02 August 2007
Drop the Xalapa! The preceding unsigned comment was added by 205.150.76.14 (talk • contribs)
Time to pursue full nationhood for saudi oilberta, so that edmonton completes the set. ;) --bbbbbbbbb! 21:50, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Soon enough the tedium of deleting vanity pages and settling petty disputes will crush your souls. It happens to every admin... some just decide to hang around even after they become nothing more than empty shells. Personally, I haven't felt an emotion since March '06. —rc (t) 01:26, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Meh, emotions are overrated anyway. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:37, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
Yes, but even robots eventually get all emotional and kill all humans. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:37, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
Oh, those robots. Always killing all humans and whatnot. Robots and shenanigans go hand in hand. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:13, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

I really don't want to be blast into the Stone Age, that article really blows. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 21:08, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

I never look before I link. Makes things more interesting. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:48, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
Indeed, the Iron Age was far superior to the Stone Age. *cough* --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 02:04, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Mega Deletion Award for SbU

Score: +2
  • Usually we give new ops a couple weeks to get situated before we gige them. It's only polite. —rc (t) 17:48, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For We need for garbage people here. Uncyclopedia is starting to smell. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us
  • Conditional For as per TLB --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:52, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
  • I quote from approximately seven lines up:
Cquote1 Conditional For. Only if we give it to MadMax as well. Cquote2
  • Not even 500 deletions yet. Come back when you've lost your faith in humanity. :3 —Hinoa talk.kun 23:01, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
  • For, under the Uncyclopedia Provision Act 47 of 2005, article 61, subsection 2. The user has complied with the item stated under the provision and thus deserves the note of 'Heck yes'. Enjoy responsibly. - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 23:04, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
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