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See, I told you I was a mad scientist: SckrTrckrBot. It has still some issues left (see its user page), but is already operational. You may clone and/or upgrade it (some concepts I had to develop for it will surelly be useful for other javascript bots). If someone gets interested, I can send its password by e-mail. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket [scream!] 15:33, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Question. Do you just need its uncyclopedia.js to clone it, or do you need something else as well? –—Hv (talk) 20/05 13:28
Just it. As it's triggered by a keyboard event (CTRL+K) you can try even with your user account. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket [scream!] 14:21, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
Thanks. I think I'll put it on a separate account though. –—Hv (talk) 21/05 14:59
The parameter it asks (Who should I kill?) is the User name or IP, straight, without the User: stuff. Ex: HerrDoktor. Remember have to be at the same window/tab you started it in order to cancel it. If you can solve the tab-stacking bug please tell me. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket [scream!] 15:04, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
By the way, I think this bot can work better if disguised as a common user account. This can fool the hard-headed vandals in they are dealing with a real person, so they won't change the IP/proxy and will keep on banging their heads against the wall. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket [scream!] 15:09, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

I already told everyone about your shitty bot, it'll be hacked soon lol The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Found one! See how it's efficient in tracking suckers? Alas, mr. Gayson Wanker Kumbaya above is getting RSI (this time in his left hand) from being reverted while outnumbered by about 1/200. Yesterday I tried the bot on him, but I almost hadn't the chance - the infantry always came before the machine. -- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket [scream!] 18:10, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
Oh noes! It will be "hacked soon lol". There's nothing worse than being hacked soon lol. My gramma got hacked soon lol once. Never recovered. Sad story. Or rather, sad story lol. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:38, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
$25 says that that guy can't hack his way out of a paper bag with a machete. —Hinoa talk.kun 17:42, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
/me contemplates the odds. What kind of a paper bag? Ones from grocery stores or the ones from fastfood restaurants? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:54, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
Double or nothing he can't hack his way out of bed in the morning. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:06, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
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