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Suck and Blow
Hyperbole is envisioning something like this, but not hacked together in MS Word.
It would be super cool if there were some automated way to display one's blow-to-suck ratio: that is, the number of PEEs they've done divided by the number of PEEs they've received.

I'm doing it manually on my user page, but it's gonna require a lot of upkeep... it would also be cool if there were corresponding colors (e.g. green = 2.00+, off-green = 1.20-1.99, yellow = 0.90-1.19, orange = 0.70-0.89, red = 0.69-). A template like that might even spark a little more interest in PEEing.

Is it possible? Can it be done? Does anyone else want it? --Hyperbole 05:26, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Do it yourself? All it'll take is learning a crapton of wiki-fu... —Hinoa talk.kun 05:31, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
Well... it would also take two numbers I'd have to find somewhere (or generate somehow) corresponding to a user's sucks and blows. --Hyperbole 05:33, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
Yea its possible, and it wouldn't be as hard as you'd think. If you're doing it for a single user to use on a user page, the text would probably only need to be something like "This user PEES alot, having done {{{1}}} reviews and having {{{2}}} reviews done for them". Vary in whatever way nessicary, usage someything like {{User:Hyperbole/peesb|2|5}} where 2 is the number of pee reviews done, 5 the number recieved. Unfortionatly, there is no way to make it automated unless you wrote a bot code to keep track of every time some one did or requested a pee review. Also, FU EDIT CONFLICTS! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:34, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
The information the bot needs might all be at User:Cajek/Pee... but I have no freaking clue how one would program a bot to extract it. Anyone? --Hyperbole 05:36, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
It could be done if you're good at mediawiki. I don't know anyone good at mediawiki though.The preceding unsigned comment was added by Spang (talk • contribs)
Oh god, I have no idea. I'm good at making templates look useful. I saw you stole User:Cajek/R for review scores, but that doesn't make me a wikiwizard. I'm out of the template business.   Le Cejak <6:21, 05 Jun 2008>
"Wikiwizard". That's almost the ultimate nerdism. It just needs Startrek in there somewhere. On-topic: Hyperbole, I have no idea how to help you out. That was pretty obvious, I think. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:25, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
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