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I think it would be very cool if we had a list of articles that have had at least 3 "for" votes on VFH, but failed, and at least 3 "delete" votes on VFD, but survived. But I have no idea how one could possibly compile such a list. Is there an easy way? Because that's a really interesting class of articles - stuff that's hilarious to some and utter shit to others. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:45, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

It's all shit. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:02, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
mr winkler is GAY, and a bunch of So So's articles spring to mind... - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:11, Jan 4
That sounds horribly labor-intensive. Get one of the noobs to do it. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 00:26, Jan 5 2010
I think we should have a list of different types of cutlery. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:29, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Spoon
  • Knife
  • Hands
  • Fork
  • Spork
That ought to do it! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:33, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
Well that's me placated. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:37, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
Hands aren't cutlery! Ever try to saw a cheap steak with a pinkie? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:23, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
Of course. It took me a couple hours, but I got through it. It helped when my skin wore away - the bone turned out to be a lot sharper. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:10, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
I find the deliberate omission of chopsticks in the above list racist, and have reported this page to the internet police. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 16:51, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

On a more serious note, I don't think there would be an easy way to find that data. I tried to create a list of deletion survivors and vfh nommed articles, and the only intersection was File:Mohammedlickingcock.jpg. Thinking about it more, I'm not even sure that there would be any articles that were nommed for both VFH and VFD (and survived). Nevermind, I figured out the problem. --Mn-z 07:25, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

That really is quite a serious note. Puts all the cutlery laughs into context. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:46, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
It appears I had the autowiki browser set to exclude everything except files. The right list is shown below. --Mn-z 05:54, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

I think it would be very cool if we had a list of articles that have had at least 3 "for" votes on VFH, but failed, OR at least 3 "delete" votes on VFD, but survived. (And if noobone wants to back track articles just start it now, it's a new decade after all.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 07:52 (UTC)

I direct your attention to User:Kip the Dip/crap/recent. A lot of these crap pages have seen both VFD and VFH. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:26, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

List of pages that were nominated for both VFH and VFD

This was made by doing an intersection of Category:Deletion Survivor and Category:VFH archive. There is no way to automatically sort out those with 3 or more votes. Disclaimers:

  • This list excludes all vfh noms before mid July 2007, and also excludes vfd noms that lack the {{Oldvfd}} tag.
  • Due to the nature the VFH archive, the list from that category links to VFH nominations, not articles nominated. To spare you the details, this may resulted in a few articles missing from the list.
  • The VFD and VFH noms do not necessarily point to the same version.
  1. ○ Fucking Sucks!
  2. 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001
  3. 1
  4. A wizard did it
  5. Abraham Lincoln
  6. An article that contains nothing but a full stop
  7. Anna Vissi
  8. Antbortion
  9. Bad Nigger Attitude
  10. Black People
  11. Boobs
  12. Booger King
  13. Bridging
  14. Bunny Shark
  15. Cabal
  16. Chav
  17. Chuggo
  18. Comedy
  19. Command & Conquer: Read Alert 3
  20. Conservapedia
  21. Cricket
  22. Disney
  23. Doctor Jekyll and Mister Winkler the Gay
  24. Down with this sort of thing!
  25. Dr. Dre
  26. Earth
  27. Edit history
  28. England
  29. Enya
  30. Epitheton epitheta
  31. Euroipods
  32. Faggot
  33. Family Guy
  34. Female
  35. File:Mohammedlickingcock.jpg
  36. Firefly
  37. Freudian slip
  38. Fruitopia
  39. Fugue
  40. Gay
  41. Gay People
  42. Gazelle
  43. Global warming
  44. Google
  45. Halo
  46. Heath Ledger
  47. Hickelodeon
  48. HowTo:Avoid tentacle rape
  49. HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days
  50. HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Circular Saw
  51. HowTo:Divide by Zero
  52. I got rhythm
  53. I maed a yuky doody
  54. Igor
  55. Intelligent Mathematics
  56. Italy
  57. Kevin Federline
  58. Kitten Huffing
  59. Lake Spooky
  60. Lolcats
  61. Main Page
  62. Marmitophone
  63. McDonald's
  64. Megadeth
  65. Michael Clarke Duncan
  66. Michael Jackson
  67. Michael Moore
  68. Microsoft
  69. Mike Gravel
  70. Monitor
  71. Mr winkler is GAY
  72. Muse
  73. Neon Genesis Evangelion
  74. Niggerlodeon
  75. Ninja
  76. Oh My God! There's a Meteor Heading Towards Us
  77. Onomatopoeia (Mythology)
  78. Pasketmaul
  79. PHNURR!
  80. Please delete this page
  81. Politician
  82. Power Rangers
  83. Queen Elizabeth I
  84. Radiohead
  85. REO Speedwagon
  86. Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament
  87. Samuel L. Vacuum
  88. Sausage party
  89. Sonic the Hedgehog
  90. Sparta
  91. Stewie Griffin
  92. Stock Market
  93. Stoner High School
  94. That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
  95. The Chaser's War on Everything
  96. The Dog Dies at the End
  97. The Emperor's New Clothes
  98. The God Couple
  99. The Great Gig in the Sky
  100. The Philippine Empire
  101. The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and forty-two times
  102. Tourette's Syndrome
  103. Two Humps
  104. UnBooks:A Conoisseur's Guide to Dishes on Endangered Species
  105. Uncyclopedia Health Service
  106. UnPoetia:Cajek Might Be Gay
  107. Uruguay
  108. Ussher
  109. Why?:Cancer is Great
  110. Why?:Hunt Unicorns
  111. Word Salad
  112. World of Warcraft
  113. Yellow fever
  114. Your mom

I don't know how you intersected categories, but can you narrow it down by removing the intersection of this and Category:Featured? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:43, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

And after that, can you do more stuff as well? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:32, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Wow, UnPoetia:Cajek Might Be Gay might be the best example of this phenomenon that we have: six feature votes, seven delete votes. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:02, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

The list above, with featured articles removed

Same disclaimers as before

  1. ○ Fucking Sucks!
  2. 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001
  3. 1
  4. A wizard did it
  5. An article that contains nothing but a full stop
  6. Anna Vissi
  7. Bad Nigger Attitude
  8. Black People
  9. Boobs
  10. Booger King
  11. Bridging
  12. Bunny Shark
  13. Cabal
  14. Chav
  15. Chuggo
  16. Comedy
  17. Command & Conquer: Read Alert 3
  18. Cricket
  19. Disney
  20. Doctor Jekyll and Mister Winkler the Gay
  21. Dr. Dre
  22. Earth
  23. Edit history
  24. England
  25. Enya
  26. Epitheton epitheta
  27. Family Guy
  28. Female
  29. File:Mohammedlickingcock.jpg
  30. Freudian slip
  31. Fruitopia
  32. Fugue
  33. Gay
  34. Gay People
  35. Global warming
  36. Google
  37. Halo
  38. Heath Ledger
  39. Hickelodeon
  40. HowTo:Avoid tentacle rape
  41. HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Circular Saw
  42. HowTo:Divide by Zero
  43. I got rhythm
  44. I maed a yuky doody
  45. Italy
  46. Kevin Federline
  47. Lolcats
  48. Marmitophone
  49. McDonald's
  50. Michael Clarke Duncan
  51. Michael Jackson
  52. Michael Moore
  53. Microsoft
  54. Mike Gravel
  55. Mr winkler is GAY
  56. Muse
  57. Neon Genesis Evangelion
  58. Niggerlodeon
  59. Ninja
  60. Oh My God! There's a Meteor Heading Towards Us
  61. Onomatopoeia (Mythology)
  62. Pasketmaul
  63. PHNURR!
  64. Politician
  65. Radiohead
  66. REO Speedwagon
  67. Sausage party
  68. Sonic the Hedgehog
  69. Sparta
  70. Stewie Griffin
  71. Stock Market
  72. That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
  73. The Chaser's War on Everything
  74. The Emperor's New Clothes
  75. The God Couple
  76. The Philippine Empire
  77. The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and forty-two times
  78. Tourette's Syndrome
  79. UnPoetia:Cajek Might Be Gay
  80. Uruguay
  81. Ussher
  82. Word Salad
  83. Yellow fever
  84. Your mom

--Mn-z 18:29, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

We have to find you a girlfriend. When we get you one, ask if she's got a sister. Y'know, for the rest of us. We're ever so lonely. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:57, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
If you could knock her up a couple months before introducing them, you'd be doing him a solid. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:58, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
I'm sensing there might be some difficulty with that plan. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:01, 7 Jan
No, it's a foolproof four-part plan.
  1. Modus meets a comely lass, seduces her with his absurd non-sequiturs and/or hypnosis.
  2. Modus pokes a hole in a condom with a pin.
  3. Six months later, Modus announces he's breaking up with her because he doesn't like fat chicks, but has she met his extremely, extremely, extremely available friend Mn-z?
  4. We never see another intricate list comprised of the intersection of two lists minus the intersection of a third list, ever again. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:13, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
See, I think there's going to be a problem with stage two of your plan. Where is Modus ever going to find a pin? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:15, 7 Jan
Oooooh, good point. Maybe he could just grow out his toenails. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:20, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
People, please! You're all sick! I'm not gonna knock up a broad then dump her because of some mad plan to get Mnbvcxz a pregnant chick. I'd dump her because I'm terrified of commitment. Pregnancy would simply be the straw the broke the camel's back. Don't get me wrong. I'm not a bad person. I'm a terrible one. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:39, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
Well, Mn-z would have a golden opportunity to outdo you by dumping her three months later, because preggo chicks are way hotter than single moms. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:41, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
That list was bot-generated if you didn't notice. Hence the disclaimers and stuff. --Mn-z 05:06, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
Nerd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:14, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
Actually, my bot is blame for the list. And on a related note, my bot also has a pregnancy fetish. So if you know of any pregnant robots... --Mn-z 06:10, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
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