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I've kept quiet for far too long and the situation has become totally unacceptable. They come to our country, they go to our schools, they marry our daughters and they take our jobs. It's time to take a stand for what's right; send the white people back to Africa! --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 16:21, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Where are the the ethinic chicks at? — Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:31, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
Gwax is black? -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:32, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
I say we sacrifice a goat. - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 16:35, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
I say we sacrifice Enzo Aquarius --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 16:52, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
Actually there is a theory that at the time people began to leave Africa (about 100,000 years ago) the colour of their skin was white. It was a lot colder then, and a white skin would have been a lot more useful. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:34, Aug 22
That's not a theory. It's a hypothesis. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:05, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
you're a hypothesis. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:19, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
Your mom was a hypothesis last night! Which, seriously, has to be the second weirdest sexual role-playing gaming that I've ever been a part of. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 22:37, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
That's actually pretty interesting MrN. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 20:21 22 August 2008
I have to disagree. If we become a race of xenophobes, where will we be? At the back of the dictionary, that's where. Between xebec and xorphiatic acid. The Russians, damn their red eyes, will have won. The only thing worse than a race of xenophobes is a race of xenopubes. Recall your Greek and Latin roots, and wince. Some have five heads, some have corkscrew interior canals lined with oleaginous luminescent bumps. And if we send the whites back to Africa what -- I say WHAT! -- will we do with the yolks? ----OEJ 02:45, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
Dude. WHY do you think people invented the omelette? The French obviously knew this day would come, so decided to invent omelettes. Duh. -MafiaHatBrown Velosi-T Icons-flag-us {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 03:15, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
But omelettes contain both the yolks and the whites. That is a fact. Omelettes also contain chopped leeks, melted cheese, bits of eggshell, bacon, fecal bacteria from the filthy cook's festering French fingers, and many other things. I believe you are thinking of the meringue, or minge, another French abomination. Unfortunately, it is made only with the whites which, you remember, are to be sent to Africa. So that just don't work out. Are we to engage in culinary apartheid? ----OEJ 04:31, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
separate but equal is not delicious. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:48, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
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