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Whilst we are ignoring the general rule to NEVER speak about politics, should we move on to the next obvious no-no....RELIGION. I'm sure people can find other examples online, but I've just filled out the following test.

Results

  • Mhaille: Neo-Pagan (100%)
  • Braydie: Theravada Buddhism (100%)
  • Sikon: Secular Humanism (100%)
  • Nonymous: Scientology (100%) Not really.
  • Mr. Briggs Inc.: Orthodox Quaker (???) I was thinking Manostology.
  • Modusoperandi: Unitarian Universalism (100%)...w00t! The quasi-christian sect where they never mention god. Still, I'll stick with secular humanism (94%), although I'm pretty sure it's not a religion...
  • Hardwick Fundlebuggy (97%) "non"-theist. Basically your average radical atheist. They squeezed in that 3% on me through loaded questions. Jeez - they'll get you any way they can - grab you off the street before your cold. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 20:00, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Nintendorulez (BENSON%) BENSONist. --User:Nintendorulez 21:40, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Jamtrousers: Secular Humanism (100%), which seems about right, although apparently I'm 83% quaker, which I'm not so sure about. --Sir Jam 00:21, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • NeedABrain: Non-theist (100%).
  • Crazyswordsman: BENSONIST (100%)
  • Cainad: Liberal Quaker (100%) Excellent, I love oatmeal. Finding out that I'm only 43% Sikh was kind of a bummer though.
  • David Gerard: Family tradition thirtieth-level Dawkinsian hedge atheist. Not only am I entitled to my opinion, EVERYONE ELSE IS TOO.
  • Elvis Secular Humanism - as expected
  • Codeine: Unitarian Universalism 100% (whatever the merry fuck that's supposed to be)
I think they lump everyone that isn't a set "Religon" into that I ignored it went for the second option--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 12:27, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • ENeGMA: Secular Humanism (100%) We're all a bunch of god-damned heathens. I also got 97% self-worship, if that counts for anything.--Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:28, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Composure1: Unitarian Universalism came out as 100%. Interestingly "Roman Catholicism" was at the bottom of the list for me, despite the fact I was raised in that religion. --Composure1 16:01, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • flyingfeline: Unitarian Universalism. United and, erm, universal, wahey. -- Paw_print.jpg 19:22, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Berogen: Talking Chicken (100%). How I'm typing this, I don't know, but what I do know is, millet the internet is never wrong. BerogenVFH 00:48, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Insineratehymn: Secular Humanism (100%) --General Insineratehymn 01:07, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Algorithm: They put me under Unitarian Universalism, even though I'm an agnostic humanist who believes in quantum immortality. Hmph. --Algorithm 01:33, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Mowgli: Hinduism (100%) -- and i thought my beliefs were a mixture of mostly Sikhism (scored 56%) and a bit Mahanaya Buddhism (scored 75%). -- mowgli 06:58, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Rataube. Secular humanism (100%). Please don't tell my rabbi.
I'm particularly proud of being farthest from Scientology.  ;)--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:07, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
  • --Scott 03:47, 24 December 2006 (UTC)BENSON(100%)
  • -BENSON WHAT?! BENSON IS NOT A REFORM-JEW(100%)! BENSON IS BENSON! THIS TEST IS FAULTY!!! ALL RESULTS ARE REJECTED BY BENSON'S ONE TRUE FAITH: BENSON Benson 06:05, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Squiggle - Secular Humanism (100%). -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:15, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Surprised?

Did anyone think that they were a Conservative Protestant, but turn out to be Pastafarian? Granted, the Unitarian Universalist thing caught a bunch of people off guard, but that hardly counts.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:45, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

I didn't expect to be the only Quaker, that's for sure. Unitarian Universalist came second, which didn't suprise me at all. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 00:46, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
Brother! Mr. Briggs Inc. 19:43, 26 December 2006 (UTC) Eh?
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