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Today at just before 7:30am in Princes Road, Dartford, an 11 year old boy was hit by a bus on his way to school and died.
This boy's name was Matt Hobbs and was walking to school with his brother, Duncan Hobbs, better known here as Testostereich.
I myself find it and am currently finding it incredibly difficult to deal with mortality, so as of yet I can only imagine how this feels to him at the moment.
I sincerely hope that you are OK Duncan, and I can only offer my condolences. Many who knew him referred to him affectionately as "Mini-Duncan" and noted that, like his brother, they couldn't possibly imagine him without a smile on this face.
I hope everyone here can join me in wishing the Hobbs family well and paying respect.
- An Uncyclopedian, gone too soon. He didn't even have his first ban, yet. 18:13, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
- Condolences. It is this type of thing that cause me to be sickened by people like spaz. --THINKER 19:38, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
- My Condolences to him and his family and friends. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 20:04, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
Man, that sucks. Hope you and your family and friends are alright, Testostereich. -20:23, Jan 9
Wow, that's awful. (You guys shouldn't make jokes) --22:57, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
That is really sad.
I don't know what to say. R.I.P --DJ Irreverent 08:29, 11 January 2008 (UTC)