Forum:A Store?
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I'm not sure if I'm the only one noticing all the recent store spam, but why do we have a store, why does it have advertisements, and who is all this money going to? ~jcm 23:03, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
- For the betterment (or worserment) of Uncyclopedia, I'd guess. And I'm pretty sure uncyc.net belongs to Dr. Skullthumper. EMC used to run an Uncyc store too. I wouldn't know what happened to it. —Sir Socky
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GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:23, 9 August 2012
- EMC's the one who added all the recent spam, so I assume that he's in on it, too. As an avowed communist, I'm not comfortable with all this commercialism, and I'd prefer that this store be taken down. ~jcm 02:19, August 9, 2012 (UTC)
- Boy, are you late to the party or what. You may want to look at this. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Aug 10 '12 4:46 (UTC)
- And this thread from a month ago. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:11 Aug 11 2012
- Boy, are you late to the party or what. You may want to look at this. ~ BB ~ (T)
- EMC's the one who added all the recent spam, so I assume that he's in on it, too. As an avowed communist, I'm not comfortable with all this commercialism, and I'd prefer that this store be taken down. ~jcm 02:19, August 9, 2012 (UTC)
