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BENSON has convinced another puny monkey to leave Uncyc. Read here and here. Let us celebrate! Such a joyous occasion has not taken place since the whole Powershot dealy. Benson 17:12, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Three cheers for BENSON! --General Insineratehymn 17:13, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Benson, you're teetering on the brink of breaking our second rule. Fair warning. —rc (t) 17:17, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Okey-dokes, BENSON will take a break from being a dick. But don't the other users like big dicks like BENSON? Wait, no! Let BENSON rephrase that! Ah, screw it. Benson 17:21, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
You mean, "don't the other users like being big dicks", sir? --General Insineratehymn 17:23, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Yes, that will do. It's better than the comment about dicks that came out of my mouth. No, wait! Dicks didn't come out of my mouth, the comment about dicks came out of my mouth. Okay, BENSON's going to stop talking for a while. Benson 17:33, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Will you have Braydie's kids for me? -- \o/
BENSON's dick is so big it has penetrated the likes of Carmen Electra. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 18:25, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Meh. I'm not impressed. when it's big enough to penetrate this chick, let me know. \o/
Nice job LordKat, you ruined the ever-so-joyous occasion with your posting of that large woman. I hope you're happy. And just for the record, BENSON could penetrate that thing, but BENSON would rather not. BENSON wouldn't want to catch an STD. Benson 22:11, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the grammar check-up, STM. Benson 00:31, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
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