Forum:8.9 magnitude earthquake disaster in the Pacific

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Shit just got real. Once again, I believe we should place a charity banner on the front page or the top of the site, possibly with a witty but tasteful joke at our expense. Or not. I'm not a great judge on these things. Here's the ShelterBox charity as one example. Other suggestions would be helpful. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 13:14, Mar. 11, 2011

I agree. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:15, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

What about that?

Dildoss

For the love of dildos in the shape of vegetables made in Japan:

save the citizens of Japan by giving them money via the charity for the victims of the Japanese earthquake


Lyrithya please make it better cause I know it sucks. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:37, March 11, 2011 (UTC)
That's not bad. It needs to be smaller and less redundant with the word Japan. We could also make alternative templates that change with the page views using the <choose><option> tags for maximum amusement. We could make more jokes that play on Japanese stereotypes, as well as other countries affected by the disaster. (New Zealand: Now there's a challenge.) -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 14:10, Mar. 11, 2011
Aaaaaannd.. it's hitting Hawaii. Depending on how this plays out, I'll make one this afternoon that says "Donate to save Obama's Kenyan birth certificate!" Although that'll go over the heads on most non-American readers, I assume. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 14:22, Mar. 11, 2011


Does anybody know how enable banners once you've disabled them? --Scofield 14:09, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

How do you like this one? --Scofield 14:17, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

Square Enix logo.svg

For the love of all the Dragon Worrier and Final Fantasy games which came from Japan:

save the citizens of Japan by giving them money via the charity for the victims of the Japanese earthquake
Maybe something with Godzilla rising from the ocean, with copy saying something like "Nintendo's Wii has awoken the sleeping giant. Please donate now to the Red Cross to assist its victims." Aleister 14:24 11-3-'11
To scofield. You shouldn't replace my template with yours. you could just put it under mine. I wanted to work on mine but you destroyed it and I can't work. thanks a lot. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:31, March 11, 2011 (UTC)
There. Problem solved. --Scofield 14:53, March 11, 2011 (UTC)


Here are my humble suggestions. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 18:00, Mar. 11, 2011

I vote for 1,2 and 4. but mostly 4. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:10, March 11, 2011 (UTC)
I didn't think my adaption of Aleister's was great either. Someone else should tackle it. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 18:13, Mar. 11, 2011

I think the second one is rather distasteful, as it suggests the only thing worth keeping about Japan is Video Games, even though it is not the case. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz

I agree. The first one implying they're only worthy for their veggie dildos is much more tasteful. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 21:00, Mar. 11, 2011

Totally. --Scofield 12:41, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

Might I suggest the Red Cross instead?

I mean, really... The Red Cross is kinda more well-known and far more trustworthy. Plus, you can text REDCROSS to 90999 to make a $10 donation. Pretty simple. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:13, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

I like that suggestion - the page above (on the first banner) links to a news page rather than a charity site. The Red Cross is also international. If I were any good at making pictures, I might make a sad Hello Kitty, with a request for donations. (Unfortunately, I only have MS Paint.)Simsilikesims 01:41, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

Let's get this show on the road

It's about time we made a decision and put up the banners already! The people of Japan need us! --Scofield 13:11, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

You're right! So... which banner will it be? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:42, 13 March 2011
Who cares? Just put one up already. Or rotate them. Or use Template:Donate. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:37, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, use {{Donate}}. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:41, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

After Hurricane Katrina, No Orleans received a ton of edits. But there haven't been any edits to Japan since December, and no response of any sort aside from this Village Dump topic. Why is that? Is it because they don't speak English? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:58, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

I think it's because of their yellow skin. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 12:34, March 14, 2011 (UTC)
That's because everyone on the planet realizes that the situation in Japan is several times worse than Hurricane Katrina. I was there. I would know. Also, Barack Obama loves Japanese people. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:41, March 14, 2011 (UTC)
and everyone loves dildos. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:49, March 14, 2011 (UTC)
Japan is semiprotected... that may stop a fair bit of editing. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:40, 14 March 2011

2 Minutes For Japan

My friend and I just created this [1], for anyone who doesn't mind giving away 2 minutes to pray for Japan. We could possibly add that or something else for people who want to help in that way. ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 18:57, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

I will be there. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 18:59, March 15, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks dude. ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 19:03, March 15, 2011 (UTC)
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