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The have this sort of thing on other forums. i think it would work even better with the way this page works. it's easy real, we have a story and each person adds 4 words to it. hopefully we can get a realy funny and retarted story going here.

rules are:

1No double posting


3Don't be a dick. Make sure your part makes sence.

4Don't sign your name in the story. Otherwise it just becomes clutterd and annoying.

5Add pictures if you want but make sure they fit in with story.

Capter 1

There was a guy who died of shame. He typed four words. Before that, he had that elephant-tree man disease. It gave hard cock. In the anal cavity. It really felt good. Om nom nom nom. "This story sucks!" said YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans in his post. And then he came. Kingkitty licked it up. Om nom nom nom. Happytimes was not featured. Pleasereadthebeginner'sguideandpleasebefunnyandnotjuststupidyouagreetolicensesubmissionsunder CCBY NC SA20. Meanwhile, Archibald was cooking up the medicine in his sink when suddenly he got hard cock! "I can't fuck this." But he did anyways!
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He got cummed on.

And then he died. But then, Mama Luigi humped his decaying corpse.Investigating the crime, Horatio YEA EEEAAA AAA HHH! "What was that?" said Kool-Aid Man, pissed that he was in costume. What the f*ck, exclaimed Horatio, "Why's the story so fucking stupid?" Biggles then impregnated herself and cited "Antidisestablishmentarianism" for welfare and child support claims.

Meanwhile, Andrew "Dice" Clay contributed nothing because he's a douche. Mama Luigi then said, nothing because that meme is gay. Biggles then is gay as well. Actually, she's a lesbian, and as such, likes women. Biggles then considered the awesomeness of Soundgarden. Just then, Horatio said, "Let's investigate the murder," looking at Biggles's pregnant stomach, which was strangely Stout. Meanwhile, Archibald was plotting the demise of Horatio.

Capter 2

"Capter"?, said Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:03, December 18, 2009 (UTC) who had hard cock. "Yes, capter," said Biggles, poaching an egg. "Moreover, Bill Cosby bombed Disney with Sweater-related hijinks," Buddha explained calmly, while sucking his two dicks. "Enough of this ribaldry!" replied Jesus, who then stormed out of the building. Without Jesus, the building collapsed like the World under a Repulican ruler. Meanwhile, Jesus was happy. Penis penis penis penis.

Suddenly, Bill Cosby said, "penis penis penis penis" as he pulled out his penis and pudding and began to rape his wife who said penis penis penis penis as she was raped. "Well, that was juvenile," said Horatio as he took a DNA sample. "Kill whitey!" exclaimed Cosby as Horatio ran away. "KILL THE WHTIE MAN!" So Cosby was killed and he went to hell.


"Happy New Year! Woo!"

Capter 3, the final sowdown

Hard, piercing, throbbing cock. Large gaping asshole full. She was enjoying it, though she just watched. There she wept. Cocks. Cum stained her dress. She rubbed her pregnant girlfriend's tummy while listening to Billy Cosby rape a jello pudding pop. Uterus or GTFO! shouted Horatio, ripping out his gun from the holster. "Oh noes!" shouted Biggles, taking out his revolver.

"Show me your belly!" said a desperate Archibald. "NEVER!" shouted Biggles as his cock shrank from his dead erection. Biggles was a pregnant shemale, but it still raped Archibald in his butt. They started shooting eachother and a bullet hit his hard, throbbing cock.

Horatio ran off, obviously horny from the amazing giant dicks that were hawt. Biggles followed, saying "I want your tiny but throbbing hard cock." "Show me your pregnant newt wizard from the abyss." Biggles glomped Horatio.

Suddenly, Miranda Cosgrove appeared with hard throbbing cock. "Oh noes, it's Miranda. She has hard cock!" Yet he became hard, throbbing, and bi-curiously adventurous. "My cock is hard, throbbing, and slightly purple!" exclaimed Miranda as she murdered Horatio with cum. "I have newts in my unwashed, purple vagina!"

Meanwhile, Jesus watched with absolute disgust. Jesus wept for two minutes, until he grew hard cock. His hard cock healed Cosgrove, making her sexy purple vagina turn into a smaller, cuter vagina. Jim the pedophile loved hard cock.

The end. Or is it...? Yes. It is the end. no it is not. I disagree. It is. Well, you're wrong. Bitch. No, you're a bitch. Well fuck you then. Fuck me? Fuck you.

The Chrismas Suprise Captor

Santa traveled in his pimped ride, spraying his love juice out his sled, right toward the little white girl with the pink bow and her shivering bow (young vaginas are inappropriate). Biggles and Horatio appeared and were arrested for raping each other. Then, Santa came down as the angel of death, causing the girl to hide. Cosby then rose from the hard, throbbing ground. Cosby then brought forth a machine gun, firing hard and throbbing bullets. "I'm pregnant!" shouted Biggles while she/he throbbed greatly. Cosby's machine gun shot Santa in the forehead. "Om nom nom!" shouted Biggles as s/he ate a hard, throbbing carot. The carot was actually a hard, throbbing carot.. and not a penis. Which was why the carot wasn't able to throb with great vengeance.

"Die Cosby!" shouted Santa, who whipped out his sword and beheaded Cosby. He died.

The end. No it's not, faggot.

YOU RAN OUT OF pregnancy erotica and tissues.

It is the end. Said Biggles as she ended the story forever. Biggles then rubbed her nothing cuz story ended. Biggles was pregnant and died. The end...? Yep. "No!" shouted Horatio as he continued the story. Just then, Cosby arose from the dead and bingle clepto robbebaroni klangzol! "A wizard did it!" This summoned Elmo from the pits of hell and Whoopi ended story.


Chapter 5, A rebeginificaitoning

Just kidding! The end. Said Biggles as s/he IS KILLED BY WHOOPI! Horatio was shocked and disturbed by this blatant violence. Santa then said, "Ho ho ho!" And rubbed Biggles's pregnant belly.

Comments (Out of character)

I hope this actualy works --Tyypo 11:49, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Five words. You cheated. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:41, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
No signatures in story. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 18:51, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
What is this I -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:52, 16 Dec
You all be banned. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:02, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
Penises everywhere dicks lol. Dead-kennedysFUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK!Dead-kennedys 20:05, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
Fisher Price Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:50, Dec 16 2009
ur doin it rong - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:49, Dec 16
I am terrible at this. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:18, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
Antidisestablishmentarianism is not funny. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:55, 17 December 2009
You all be banned. zhelel 04:32 December 17
Fuck.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05:04, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
Four words not letters. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 14:17, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
Sorry I double posted. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 14:18, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
I'm sorry you're terrible. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:51, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
I'm terribly sorry, sorry. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:45, 17 Dec
Cheddar Bar Bee Que. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 4-leaf-clover 20:30,17December,2009
This is so fun. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 00:50, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, but not really. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 4-leaf-clover 01:57,18December,2009
Margin is getting big —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 02:08, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
Not anymore, it's not. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 4-leaf-clover 03:08,18December,2009
R U sure CheddarBBQ?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06:28, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
Pretty damn sure, bitch. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 4-leaf-clover 20:31,18December,2009
How sure? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:23, 18 Dec
V E R Y »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 4-leaf-clover 22:45,18December,2009

Failed experiment

Looking at what's been added so far, this thing fails the rules set forth for it. Specifically Rule #2 (Be funny an not just stupid). Maybe we can try again in a couple years? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:29, 18 Dec

Wow, you suck. Bad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:43, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
Hey! I did it! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:43, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
I knew I could count on you. Wait, fuck. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:25, 19 Dec
Elementary, my dear Watson! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:13, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
Now that's just stupid »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 4-leaf-clover 21:04,19December,2009
Jeez, I keep trying to salvage this story and every time it's followed with unfunny attempts at ribaldry. Yuck.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 18:15, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
I think the story is doing just fine. -Bretthead
You two just failed. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 4-leaf-clover 19:49,20December,2009
The cat in hat. - Bretthead
Way to ruin it. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 4-leaf-clover 20:29,20December,2009

This page feels Guilty.


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