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Well, my 17th birthday is on August 7, meaning there is two weeks to leave me presents on my page/talkpage. Get to it! And this is absolutely in no way meant to copy my gradado'sbirthday. In a way that is meant to copy Mahm00shA, I am holding a writing contest. Everyone who loves me (which I expect is all of you) should write a short story involving me in some way. A bit of comedy, or drama, or bullshit, whatever you wanna do. Or, if you're a goo 'chopper, 'shop up a picture. Thank you and all hail the GREAT S.C.B.! 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 02:33,21July,2009
Indeed it does. I kinda acidentally missed Mooshy's birthday because I HATE HIM. But this does seem like it could be fun. Orian57Talk14:59 21 July 2009
Oh and my 14th birthday is also on August 7! Guess I'll give my Knuckle Sandwich to myself. —FlutterTuwoolookie! | My History | Brute!21:44, 21 July 2009
C'mon keep 'em coming! Can never have too many presents. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 18:14,24July,2009
Oh, I don't know if I should read it now or wait 'til the 7th. What do you think? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 00:14,23July,2009
Wait. It'll be hard, but wait. Staircase CUNt 00:25, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh no no.. Its just not there yet.. You can read the link. And I meant that the story will magically appear on your birthday Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool10:58July23'09
I gived him da bestest present ever ^_^ Which is kind of sad, considering it was an old box of fishsticks that was going to expire in a week. Well, eat 'em up fast, cheezy! Rbpolsen♦ 03:51, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
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I know what you're thinking right now: Why am I reading my talk page and NOT downloading porn. We'll get to that later. You're also probably thinking "that Project Julio, he's sure something. I'd like to be him." You aren't alone, pal. For instance, a fellow named "Socky" is in your SAME situation. In conclusion, vote Palin/McCain, 2012!!!! --—The preceding unsigned comment was added byProjectjulio (talk • contribs)
Uh, what? Ya know this isn't my talk page, right? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 16:04,3August,2009
TODAY'S THE DAY!
YAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 11:44,7August,2009
Happy birthday. No present. I'm poor. --SirSunbeamno uF@HKUN 14:03, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Happy Birtday! Okay, so I didn't really get you a present on time. I hope you're still happy with these hookers though. —SirSocky(talk)(stalk)GUNSotMUotMPMotMUotYPotMWotM03:29, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh yeah thanks. I was using a public comp when I got your 4 "presents." 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 03:42,8August,2009
Aww, I'm a day late. Here's a sig for you. (zhI hate me new sig 03:34 August 8)
In my time, you made it. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 03:42,8August,2009
I got you Santa Claus. He says he's not, but I know better. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 03:49, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
By my time , you are late. jerk. Thank you. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 04:12,8August,2009
I had to get him his shots. You don't want hoborabies do you? SirModusoperandiBoinc! 04:21, 8 August 2009 (UTC)