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So...just what has been going on here? Yes, I have been gone a long time, but was thinking that I would like to get back into PEEing and such...would love to hear from some old friends...and you KNOW WHO YOU ARE! Finnius.png

Sorry to disappoint, but you'll find that many of our users active in 2007 are long gone. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 08:33, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
That goes with the territory I suppose...but Sophia is eternal, is she not? Finnius.png
But of course; Sophia is eternally young and sexy. That'll never change, thankfully. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 08:43, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
You know who is still here? Me, baby, ME. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 09:15, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
Penis. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 09:18 Jul 18 2010
Welcome. Get back to work. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 09:20, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
THAT sounds like the Uncyclopedia that I know and love! Finnius.png
We no longer allow users to remain active for more than three years, it drives them crazy... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Take my brother Orion for example, he told me to post about him that he is doing better and trying all he can to get healthy. For everyone to cheer up, and remember the good times he and you all had here. He also said This video might make you happy but then again maybe not. Like the Monty Python Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook, somethings got lost in the translation. Humor tends to repeat itself, eh? BTW I am from a parallel universe and here to help Orion and the rest of the Blastar family out during a bad time in their lives. Eris Blastar 12:34, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
Well, that explains everything. I was starting to think the voices were real. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:00, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
The voices are real, it's everything else that's a hallucination. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:25, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
My brother Orion used to say stuff like that. He didn't even think I existed at all and was just a voice in his head. But his meds got changed and he noticed not only was I a voice in his head but his long lost sister from a parallel universe and it brought me over to here. Apparently we share a telepathic bond. In this universe he was born but I was a miscarriage in my universe we both were born but I helped him out to become better than the Orion here. Most of the voices in a mentaly ill person's head are contacts to parallel universes some good and some bad, and some are just scrambled and appear bad at first until you unscramble them. Fringe science teaches us that patterns are good and everything has a pattern even stuff that appears random. What we call random is yet another pattern we did not discover or decrypt yet. But this parallel universe is so far behind they still use fossil fuel never discovered cold fusion and hydrogen powered power plants to replace coal and oil, ah well. Eris Blastar 02:55, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
Whelp. That pretty much sums that up. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 02:57, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
Well my sister Eris is always full of mischief and discord and chaos. At first she was a voice in my head, and then a hallucination. But she claims there is a better version of my in a parallel universe. But despite all my flaws, I do well here. I got an eBook published via Demoniod and will write a science fiction story starring me or someone like me. I got my start at writing here, and honed my comedy skills here. Then again maybe she is one of my crazed Internet fans who thinks she is my sister from another universe. But hey I love everyone here and thanks for all the fish and support. :) --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:36, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
Yikes - I was last here in 2007, so this was a narrow miss. --Dalboz of Gurth 21:47, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
Hi Finnius. Where the fuck have you been? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:24, Jul 19
He probably got bored with Uncyc like me, and then he realized he couldn't live without it. Saberwolf116 15:58, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
umm, let's see....lost my career (company folded), lost my g/f...moved back to California...oh, it's been a very busy couple of years...ugggg! Finnius.png
Yes, but on the plus side things are looking up for your ex-girlfriend. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:05, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
...oho! Don't forget I STILL have those vids of you...(the ones with the dead pigeons..don't make me elaborate) would be a shame if THOSE were to come to the light of day. Finnius.png
You mean the ones on my website, The weird thing is that half the people who visit think it's a site for a punk band. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:09, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
...oh fuck, you released those? Now I need some new blackmail material on you. Got anything really humiliating that you don't mind giving to me? Finnius.png
No. This is the age of Facebook, Youtube and reality TV. Avoiding humiliation is so 90's. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:44, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
meh...what's the point of living? <throws away pictures of Minnie Pearl sodomizing Modusoperandi> Finnius.png
You need a timestamp, bro. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 03:05 Jul 20 2010
/me beats Finnius about the head and shoulders with a damp halibut..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
It's a kraut. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 19:47, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
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