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"The point of these things is the points on the end" William ShakespeareFork

What's the point with making an article about Forks

Well Forks are an interesting species. As forks are neither mammal, insect, reptile or fish it is only logical to call them Birds. The fork tends to inhabit the bottom of draws and love being raped by giant mammals like us. when-ever they get fingered, and the saliva ripples over them they are really having an orgasm;which happens to be the cause of poking yourself by accident.


Forks are related to Knifes and together in recent years have begun cross-breeding forming Sporks


Most forks love the band clinking cutlery a band which has been around from the beginning of fork time.

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