Flying Spaghetti Monster/Archive1
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It's said that His Noodly Goodness did not create us in his image.
Then why does DNA look so much like strands of spaghetti? 126.96.36.199 10:55, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
a little too accurate fer me. not really satire Axedmt 00:14, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
Wonderful religion. I believe we should fight to get this accepted into public schools, along side with Intelligent Design! I wish to donate my time to this cause! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 188.8.131.52 (talk • contribs)
Just to note, there's a LOT that needs to be revised, but I got VERY tired after making the OA. Please help fix tyops (Last MesSpeeling Intentional, I promise ^.^)--Flammable CUN 03:10, 5 Aug 2005 (UTC)
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- It's linked to the original site, which links here.--Flammable CUN 05:20, 5 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- No, it's linked directly to the Uncyclopedia page. I'm too tired to work it out, though. I'm out for the night. Keep the vandals at bay. --Rcmurphy CUN 05:29, 5 Aug 2005 (UTC)
A Psalm of David.
1: The Spaghetti is my Pasta, I shall not want (more than a second helping)
2: He maketh me lie down in noodles(eww), he leadeth me beside steamed mussels in marinara.
3: He restoreth my appetite: he leadeth me in the path of rolling meat balls for his name's sake!
4: Yea, though I walk through the isles of the Chinese Buffet, I will fear no salmonella: for the stir fried noodles are safe. Thy meatballs and noodles comfort me.
5: Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of the Neo Cons, thou anointest my head with olive oil and a little garlic, my glass of Chianti runneth over.
6: Surely cold hard cash and good sex will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in a condo on the beach forever. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 184.108.40.206 (talk • contribs)
..Yeah, what he said
This article is a parody of a parody of the idea of intelligent design. According to my limited understanding of quantum dialectics, the parodics of an article is measured by the parity of the parodies. This article, being the parody of a parody, has a parodic parity of 0 and hence is factual content which is unsuitable for Uncyclopedia. --KP CUN 18:41, 14 Aug 2005 (UTC)
-1*-1=EVIL? I think it's fine as an extension of the parody put forth by Mr. Henderson. That was my intention, and so it remains. Mr. Henderson himself approves:
"Oh man, I FULLY support what you guys are doing. Please use anything off my site as you feel necessary. I would feel like too much of a tool to write my own entry, but I will definitely check up on it and add anything that seems necessary, if that would be ok.
By the way, your "Kitten Huffing" article is pure genius. You have no idea how proud I am to be offered a spot besides such amazing work."
Where would a discussion of the followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster go? I recently learned the devout are known as Pastafarians... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 220.127.116.11 (talk • contribs)
- I would assume right here, unless you've got soemthing else in mind. Discuss away.--Flammable CUN 02:10, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I want a chrome FSM icon for my car. --Hessef 11:05, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Ask and ye shall receive. Of course, your car better be digital (ha). Splaka 12:04, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
i recomend printing it off and taking it to a foundary so you can tell them to forge it. while your there can you get them to make me a pendant? Smokey Joe 12:30, October 22, 2010 (UTC)
Could Flying Spaghetti Monster create a plate of pasta so large that Cthulhu couldn't eat it all? --Monthenor 17:30, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Holy Scribe of the CotFSM
May He Who Flies and Is Durum Semolina and a Monster bless and keep you, His Creatures. I come as an ambassador from the Venganza Forums which are linked to the Holy Prophet Bobby Henderson's Open Letter to the Kansas Board of Education. The Venganza Forums are considered by Our Prophet to be the current and Official Worldly Manifestion of the gathered knowledge of Our Great Googly-Eyed and Sauced One.
Thusly, I invite all who seek to further their enlightenment of His Noodly Wisdom to visit the Venganza Forums. May you be not merely Touched. May you be Embraced and Caressed Lovingly. I suggest you wear stain-resistant clothing, as tomato sauce can be particularly tricky to remove.
Signed, Solipsy, The Holy Scribe of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (seriously and for real; check the Venganza Forums) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Solipsy (talk • contribs)
FYI for FSM believers
Those of you who believed in the Flying Spaghetti Monster may be interested to know that I just ate your god. Terribly sorry, I thought it was just Italian food. --Nerd42 00:27, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)
Lets make this official!
Next time the census comes around in our countries, everyone put their religion down as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism and we'll make it an official religion of the world! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 18.104.22.168 (talk • contribs)
Wait . . . what? How is this a parody, Flammable? It seems to take the idea pretty seriously. I'd think a parody of FSMism would look at the worst traits of the religion and mock them, but instead, it treats it like a real religion. See, I was expecting something altogether much, much lamer than this â you know, the sort of thing where it's like "Look at us! We actually made something up that isn't real! Take that, you American evango-fascists! Ha ha ha!" But this . . . this honesty restored my faith in what Uncyclopedia can do as a whole, at least when it comes to a high-profile article. Getting back on topic . . . how is this a parody? (Please, only serious or semi-serious answers â don't tell me about how I'll by smited by a noodle or something, that's just not funny for it's own sake anymore.) Lenoxus 06:19, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
Pastafari vs. Pastafarianism
this should be changed to Pastafari in all correct terms, the rasta religion is Rastafari not Rastafrianism. It's like calling Islam Islamism. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 22.214.171.124 (talk • contribs)
I'd like to make an fun addition questionning which kind of meat is part of the monster, and theorizing it's invisible pink unicorn meat; and that the pasta is a result of superstring theory added to water and boiled for 15 minutes. Unfortunately the page is locked *CRINGE* —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 126.96.36.199 (talk • contribs)
Why can't I edit this, I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY. If you want to track me down and find my IP adress, ill just login.
Ninjaists could maybe use an explantion
The Ninjaist seem kind of thrown out there. I know they probably originate from the Pirates v Ninjas phenomenom, but they don't have an apparent reason for believing the FSM favors Ninjas, so I threw one together. Maybe someone funny can edit it a little and put it on the page.
The ninjaist suggest an error in translation from ancient tomes. Studies by leading etymologists have pointed to a mistranslation of the word "erÃ¶kni" (loosely Ninja) as "erÅkni" (loosely Pirate). The base of erokni means Swashbuckler, and the accents signify the nature of the word. The macron and diaeresis signify Sea and Night, respectively. Piratian scholars argue that connection between Swashbuckler of the Night and Ninja is flimsy at best, and cite several more fitting translations for Ninja. Nevertheless, the Ninjaist have held firm to their belief that Ninjas are the FSM's favored people.
Oh, and I put together this picture when I thought I could make a joke based of a faulty Rosetta stone translation, but I couldn't think of anything plausible involving hieroglyph mistranslations. I dunno, accent marks are usually responsible for mistranslations.
--Spine 01:32, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
This Article Needs A Rewrite!
i hope you all realise that there is a Flying Spaghetti Monster wiki at http://flyingspaghettimonster.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page. and that could really do with some improving. Smokey Joe 12:33, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Dear Fellow Pastafarians,
I am Raguilar, or Duke, from vengaza.org. I am a veteran Pastafarian from the Flying Spaghetti Monster official forum, (http://www.venganza.org/forum/). Firstly, I like your site and what you've got going here. Second, seeing as that I hold a wealth of knowledge on the topic, I might be able to lend a hand, seeing as that the page seems to be in a state of disrepair/dispair. I noticed that the page is locked from editing, and that's understandable. I'm familiar with the way Uncyclopedia works and the editing process, etc. Furthermore, I am willing and able to re-write, check, edit, or add to the article.
So, I'm here if you need me.
WWFSMD what would fsm do? wrong
LOL look man pastafarianism is a parody religion...it's a religion that's making fun of other religions...it's okay, unless you are personally so uncomfortable and easily able to be up-rootted from your own religion... FSM/pastafarianism rocks, its a great idea! ~your forgotten peace —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Forgottenpeace (talk • contribs)
Request: add important historical quote
Digging through the pages of the Oxford English Dictionary, I came across this important 16th-century section of poetry criticizing the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Unfortunately, the article is protected, so I'll have to put it here for now:
Thanks! --Unbrian0918 18:22, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
This FSM article most definitely needs a captain obvious quote. I was thinking something along the lines of "The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a monster made of spaghetti that can fly." —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Alexduric (talk • contribs)
This article went through a lot of changes since i stumbled on it less than 2 months ago. Am i the only one that feels it's too close to the real thing? pastafarians, for example, is the actual terminology, how about linguine-farians or anything satirical of the actual thing? maybe add something about how religions branch off and include those that follow the meaty side of FSM, the meatball-worshipers, more commonly known as butt-pirates etc(whatever). could use more substance and less writing, maybe. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Axedmt (talk • contribs)
Should we copy it to here?--SunnyChow 14:27, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
have you noticed all the signs around you? the FSM is in everything, look around...can you see it yet?...no? look closer?...see! there it is!
Hey, i have a request
If you could please make SOME mention to the Naked Mole Rat in the article I'd be much obliged. I've been writing an article about it and it'd be great if you could put a link to it here. By the way, chech out my article before you link plz, just so ya know why it's relevant =) —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Puglin (talk • contribs)
Where's the cake?
There is no cake, and no spoon to eat it with. The cake is a lie.--Jatopian 02:28, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
Ha! I have proof of the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Now, if you'll excuse me, I must report myself to the irony police... « Arotenbe « aka arotenbe, AaronR, etc. « Now what did I do? « 05:35, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
should be added
in the other lang. place: . thanks.
Please add this as well: Ramen.