Fluffy
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“ Oww...”
~ Chuck Norris on Fluffy
[edit] -The Destroyer of Worlds-
No one knows where this gnarly space pup of destruction came from, how ever it is known that he can take MONSTER OMEGA MEGA EPIC shits that result in the destruction of whole universes. this devastating dog of doom has the ability to demolish entire planets with just one look. The asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter is a good example of what happened to a planet that wouldn't shut up.
[edit] Fun Facts
- Fluffy consumes baby pandas for breakfast.
- If you look directly in to Fluffy's eyes your soul will explode!!!
- Fluffy's claws are sharp enough to slice through six inches of re-enforced titanium like a hot knife through butter.
- Fluffy does not have a regular circulatory system. Instead he is powered by a cold fusion reactor located in the center of his chest. This reactor is capable of producing 250 trillion megawatts of pure unadulterated awesomeness.
- Even Mr T knows better than to pity Fluffy.
- Fluffy had a staring contest with the sun, and won.
- Some say Fluffy used to belong to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will neither confirm nor deny these allegations.
- Some say that if Chuck Norris was to roundhouse-kick Fluffy, the kick would bounce back and hit him, and therefore bounce off Chuck Norris and kill some random pedestrian.
| Fluffy is to worlds what windshields are to insects - instant, invisible and unavoidable death. |
[edit] Arch Nemesis: Fluffykins
The rumors say Fluffy and Fluffykins both grew up in the same small countryside town. After being best friends for years they slowly grew apart. While Fluffykins, son to a rich and evil mad scientist, fought inner struggles against his own and his fathers will; Fluffy fought to keep his own awesome powers a secret from his closest friend.
- Like all stories gone wrong, they both ended up falling for the same girl and ended up fighting over her. Where one was all powerful but bound to secrecy to protect his own privacy, the other was rich and open but bound to being evil by his own father. Although the woman eventually moved on (or died), Fluffy and Fluffykins are still mortal enemies to this day.
