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Flesh can mean several things:
- Scotch Tape
- Skin, but this is rarely used
- Stuff that monsters eat
- Stuff that monsters don't eat
- Stuff that gives monsters indigestion when eaten, in which they promptly take a Pepto Bismol, assuming of course this said monster even eats flesh in the first place.
- A cheap subsitute to beef products. The most common type of flesh used for this is human flesh.
- The secret tofu ingredient that Jesus is made of, allowing him to be eaten by vegetarians, and priests on Friday. "Eat this, for this is my flesh"
- The color of a crayon when it is made of Aryan Jesus, Caucasian Jesus or White Jesus flesh.
- According to St Paul, the source of all sin.