Final Fantasy III

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Final Fantasy III
The original cartridge.
Developer	Wheelsoft
Release Date	20,000 B.C.
Genre	RPG
Platforms	A rock
Rating	N/A
Would Dr. Robotnik play it?	Yes

“Onion Kid? Is that some kind of dish involving goats?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Final Fantasy III

“Hmm… Onion Kids…”

~ Roseanne on Onion Kids

“Isn't that the kid who's got identity issues? ”

~ Dark Knight Crimson X

Final Fantasy III(Japanese: ファイナルファンタジーIII; Fainaru Fantajī Aye-Aye-Aye) is a Final Fantasy game that's existence has been questioned. Some scientists believe that Final Fantasy III does not exist at all while some believe at one point it did in fact exist, but a famine of some sort wiped them all out. Squaresoft has never released the game on any new systems (except that really shitty DS version that just came out, which I don't count because it fucks platypus babies right in the ear) and it is therefore unlikely that it does exist.

[edit] Research

Through Evidence we have found pieces of a cartridge which are presumed to be Final Fantasy III's. There are only small pieces that have been found but some argue that's those are just a Super Mario Bros. Prototype. We may never know.

[edit] DS Version

Main article: Final Fantasy III (DS version)

In an attempt to see what Final Fantasy III was like back then, programmers have decided that trying to find the original Final Fantasy III was too hard, and it's in Japanese too. So they are now creating a DS game out of it. It will feature what they believe the game was like.

There are also rumors that Final Fantasy 6 is really FFIII. This may or may not be true, depending on whether or not the time cycle in FFI can b taken as absolute historical fact.

ファイナルファンタジー