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The War on Kyle: Invasion of Poland 1) Pease marches his forces onto Wroclaw. Pink-Frosted Sprinkled Doughnut marches to Wroclaw. Battle of Wroclaw (Oct. 1st-Oct. 11, 2012) Sam's Forces Victory 2) Pease sends General Patrick Star to pursue the retreating enemy at Czestochowa. Battle of Czestochowa (Oct. 13-Oct. 15, 2012) Sam's Forces Victorious. Pink-Frosted Sprinkled Doughnut surrenders. 3) Pease marches his remaining forces onto Warsaw. General Bob The Builder is sent by Kyle to intercept Pease at Lodz. The Battle of Lodz (Oct. 15-Oct. 24th, 2012) Sam's Forces Victorious. Bob The Builder retreats to Bydgoszcz. 4) General Homer Simpson of the Sam Forces arrives with reinforcements of Oct. 25th and attacks Bob The Builder at Bydgoszcz on the very same day. Battle of Bygoszcz (Oct 25.-Oct. 28th, 2012) Sam's Forces Victorious. Bob The Builder KIA. 5) General Patrick Star is ordered to begin march towards Rzeszow on Oct. 28th, 2012) 6) General Homer Simpson begins march on Bialystok on Nov 1st, and reaches there on Nov 4th. Battle of Bialystok. (Nov. 4-Nov 15th, 2012) Sam's Forces Victorious. Kyle's Commander at Bialystok, Joe Dirt, surrenders. 7) General Patrick Star reaches Rzesow on Nov 2nd. Battle of Rzeszow begins. General Shrek the Ogre is in command of Kyle's forces. 8) General Homer Simpson sends the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to attack Lublin on Nov. 19th and they reach Lublin on Nov 22nd. Battle of Lublin (Nov 22-Nov 25th, 2012) Sam's Forces Victorious. Kyle's General at Lublin, Samurai Jack, flees back to Japan. On Nov 27th, the TMNT begin march onto Rzesow to reinforce General Patrick Star. 9) The Sam forces at Lodz, Bialystok, and Lublin begin a joint assault on Warsaw. (December 3rd.) The forces from Lodz reach Warsaw on December 4th. The forces from Bialystok reach Warsaw on December 6th, and the forces from Lublin reach Warsaw on December 7th. Battle of Warsaw begins. (December 4th) 10) The Battle of Rzesow ends. (December 5th) Kyle's Forces Victorious. TMNT are all KIA. General Patrick Star retreats to Radom on December 5th, and reaches Radom on December 6th. 11) The pursuing forces of Shrek reach Radom on December 7th's morning and manage to force General Patrick Star into submission on December 8th's morning. Battle of Radom (Dec 7-Dec 8, 2012) General Patrick Star is executed. 12) Shrek reaches Warsaw on Dec 9th. 13) Battle of Warsaw ends. (Dec 4.-Dec 23rd, 2012) Kyle's prospect at Poland, Willy Wonka, surrenders. 14) Invasion of Poland comes to an end. (Oct 1st-Dec 23rd, 2012)
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|current||23:55, October 1, 2012||255 × 274 (38 KB)||Kamek98||The War on Kyle: Invasion of Poland 1) Pease marches his forces onto Wroclaw. Pink-Frosted Sprinkled Doughnut marches to Wroclaw. Battle of Wroclaw (Oct. 1st-Oct. 11, 2012) Sam's Forces Victory 2) Pease sends General Patrick Star to pursue the retreati...|