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"The fight to Legalize midget tosssing has been going for at least 300 days now..." Says Jeff Johnston, Illegal midget tosser. Greg Sampson of MTOA [Midget Tossers of America],(an illegal commitee of Midget Tossers) say: " We' Been Throwin' eez midgets fer' years until dem' stupid cops up thur' told us wese' need tuh be stoppin'" And so The midget tossing Still prevails on an almost daily rate. I had the chance to chat with George Raymond, (a Dawrf (or 'Midget') of Sundale, Utah. [What you are about to read may shock and amaze you], [This is an actual conversation with George Raymond [A legal Midget].
Me: George, How are You? George: I'm great thank you. Me: So George What can you tell us about Groups like MTOA, and TUMT?[The Union of Midget Tossers] George: Well I can tell you one thing, I don't ever want to be tossed again. Me: Why not George? George: Well Cuz' I get Scrapes and my back hurts when they toss me! I was once tossed 30 feet By a Man named Thomas Dean the Leader of TUMT. Me: I see.
This is all I got from George Because not 7 seconds after I said " I see" Thomas Dean Himself came in the door of Georges 2 room trailor and picked George up by the collar of his shirt and the leg of his pant leg. George Died that day, Thomas tossed George too near the freeway and George was hit by an oncoming bus.
Thomas Dean was then sentenced to one Count of Involuntary Manslaughter and one charge of Midget Tossing. Georges Headstone read: "He Just Did not want to be tossed."
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