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Personal life This guy was born in Israel....with a tiny tic tac dick.. His dad has a vagina for a face and his mother has a dick for a nose. This ugly fucker here is 89 years old and he's still unmarried and whaddya said that was...hmmmm...yeah...a fuckin virgin.In school he was often bullied despite his age(89),because he's a mentally retarded and his iq is only -1....Everyday after school his dad mollested him everyday while his mother fucks her pet pig named kim jong il. This ugly fucker didn't even mind that his dad mollested him everyday. This ugly fucker once had a sister but died at the age of 5, because her sister was one of the top prostitutes in Israel but shortly she was killed by ALbert Einstein's dead body and also Kim Jong Il.
Fun facts This ugly fucker's dick is small like a tic-tac but as he grows, his dick grows smaller and smaller until it can't be seen..Even when it has a boner it only groes as large as an atom.HE begged his dad to teach him how to masturbate but his dad didn't wanted to because of his dick exploded while mollesting his son.And his dad said,"Why son,daddy couldn't teach you how to masturbate because daddy's big boy had already exploded and daddy thought you already know how to masturbate,You were supposed to learn it at school.God damn it ugly fucker !!".And Ugly fucker said,"Dad I'm 89 years old,Im mentally retarded and besides how am i supposed to know how to masturbate for kim jong il's sake? Im still in grade 1,You cheap bastard,You even wore mom's underwear when she's going out with some hippy."
Death At the age of 99,Ugly fucker died because of overdoze of eating 5000 tablets of viagra. His dick expanded until 6 cm wide(because his dick's original size was about the ize of an atom!!).At his death his dad mollested him for the last time and cut his testicles off and hanged it up onto a cherry tree for his son's will..May Ugly fucker rest in peace.
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