Fighter aircraft
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Fighter Aircraft are Aircraft schooled in the art of fighting. Most Fighter Aircraft receive their name from fighting other aircraft. Fighter aircraft are named in a few ways.
Most aircraft are made in sweat shops on the Moon, despite popular belief. The prefix 'f' denotes how frequently the aircraft was made. Hence, there are twenty-two F-22s and fifteen F-15s. Because Madagascar was poor, it could not afford to to get rid of the dead skeletons in the airplanes that they owned. They have people...see. As the United States started donkey punching other countries and taking their money, they were able to gain more capital to spend on fighter aircraft as well as an assortment of ferns.
The prefix 'B' means 'BC'. The B-2 was used in 2 b.c. to help the Romans bomb Isreal's temples. Because the Romans were not part of the Master Race, they were not intellegent to use missiles yet. This explains the popular disbelief B means Bomber.
AC means After Constantine, and was needed to stop the Uruk-Hai attack on Rome, most notable the AC-130 was used.
SR means 'Sixteenth century Recon' and was used by the English to gather intellegence on the French fortresses. A SR-71 was used to burn Joan of Arc at the stake.
[edit] Other Aircraft
Other aircraft not made on the moon include the Yak. The Yak was used by Yaks to defend themselves against hunter-gatherer tribes on Northern Guam.
Eventually, however, the Yaks were wipped out by aircraft such as the Su from the Su Dynasty in China, the MiG after the MinG dynasty in China, and the X, named after the X line of aircraft, also in China.
A notable aircraft is the P, which stood for Persian. Since the persians rode horses into battle, they named the P-51 after the Mustang. The 51 after the letter P stood for how many horses were needed to build the framework for the aircraft.
