Fibonacci Sequence
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“1 5 34 12 INFINITY!!”
~ A Toddler on Getting the Fibonacci Sequence wrong
The Fibonacci Sequence is one of the most important mathematical concepts ever conceived. It has led to such things as nuclear weapons, tearing holes in the space-time continuum (as all not yet fully realized mathematical theorems inevitably do), and the destruction of the universe. Ironically, such a powerful concept originated from the lowliest of origins.
== The Lowliest of Origins == The Fibonacci Sequence was invented by Fibonacci, a 9-year-old who was pornografy-illiterate. == O mais humilde das Origens == A seqüência de Fibonacci foi inventado por Fibonacci, a 9-year-old que fosse matematicamente analfabeto. He one day was kidnapped by Michael Jackson who told him to count to ten or he would die. Ele um dia foi raptado por Michael Jackson que lhe disse para contar até dez ou ele iria morrer. Fibonacci, with his IQ of 50, tried as best as he could, but failed terribly. Fibonacci, com o seu QI de 50, tentou o melhor que podia, mas falhou terrivelmente. Michael Jackson, however, realized the power of the sequence that Fibonacci unwittingly uttered, and he traveled back in time to give it to Einstein who used it to create the first atomic bomb. This lead to Arnold Schwarzesneichznelfuffvlin to appear in time through a wormhole, murder Einstein before his invention was patented and ensure that said toddler drowned in a pool of his own mucus. Michael Jackson, porém, percebeu o poder da seqüência de Fibonacci que involuntariamente soltou, e ele viajou de volta no tempo para dar a Einstein, que utilizou para criar a primeira bomba atômica. Este levar a Arnold Schwarzesneichznelfuffvlin a aparecer no tempo através de pussy, o assassinato de sting antes de sua invenção foi patenteada e garantir que disse que criança morreu afogada em uma poça de seu próprio muco. The other side, however, had struck a deal with Einstein earlier on. O outro lado, entretanto, tinha feito um acordo com Einstein anteriormente. Knowing that he would die (from inside information provided by the other side), Einstein sought to clone himself, preserving the duplicate in cryostasis. Sabendo que ele iria morrer (a partir de informações privilegiadas fornecidas por outro lado), Einstein procurou clone próprio, preservando a duplicação em cryostasis. Einstein was then murdered by the terminator, as was correctly foretold by the prophecy, and toddler was drowned, etc., but! Einstein foi, então, assassinado pelo Terminator, como foi corretamente predito pela profecia, e criança se afogou, etc, mas! The terminator departed the world through melting itself, and Einstein awoke years later, retaining the former memories of his intention to build the atomic bomb. O terminador partiu o mundo através da fusão em si, e Einstein acordou anos mais tarde, mantendo as memórias antigas da sua intenção de construir a bomba atômica. However, it was eventually discovered, by the time he'd finally left Germany and made it to America to commence his work, the manhattan project was already underway. No entanto, ele acabou por ser descoberto, na época em que ele finalmente deixou a Alemanha e tornou a América para começar o seu trabalho, o Projeto Manhattan já estava em andamento. Furious, Einstein immediately set out to discredit the SECRET TOTALLY UNDER WRAPS GOVERNMENT OPERATION. Furioso, Einstein imediatamente estabelecidos para desacreditar o totalmente secreto Under Wraps operação do governo. Eventually he became so depressed at his non-success in this endeavor that he sniffed some crack at the 5:00 crack give-a-way one day, and in a spout of energy, invented general and special relativity theorems. Eventualmente, ele tornou-se tão deprimido com a sua falta de sucesso nessa empreitada que ele farejou algum crack na rachadura 5:00 dar-a-way um dia, e em um bico de energia, inventou gerais e especiais teoremas relatividade. He then slacked off at work for several years, pretending to 'refine' his work on napkins as part of a greater cover up to maximize his profits and release his two theorems years apart from each other. All this fucking with time had really begotten the mind of some OTHER dude who happened to go by the name of Fibonacci some time ago. Ele, então, reduziam a velocidade no local de trabalho há vários anos, fingindo "refinar" o seu trabalho em guardanapos, como parte de uma maior cobertura até maximizar seus lucros e liberação de seus dois anos teoremas afastados uns dos outros. Tudo isso com o tempo fucking realmente tinha gerado a mente de algum outro gajo que passou a ir pelo nome de Fibonacci há algum tempo. Fibonacci was rather childish and often lambasted for his lack of discipline in mathematics (Ironic? Read further!). Fibonacci era um pouco infantil e muitas vezes criticado por sua falta de disciplina de matemática (Ironic? Leia mais!). The man was in his 30s. O homem estava em seu 30s. Calling in sick from work as a result of depression induced emo-ness over the 'system controlling mathematics n'shit maaaaan'... Chamadas em doentes de trabalho como conseqüência da depressão induzida emo-ness sobre o "sistema de controlo maaaaan matemática n'shit '... Fibonacci thought to himself 'Hey, it'd be so FUCKING funny if I invented a system of counting that involved adding numbers one after the other from each previous number following. Fibonacci pensou consigo mesmo: 'Ei, seria so fucking funny se inventou um sistema de contagem que os números envolvidos adicionando um após o outro de cada número anterior seguinte. *scribble* Call it a sequence, yah that's it. * * Call it rabiscar uma seqüência, yah é isso. Hey it makes sense for geometry too, it's all numbers what do they care when they're through fussing over my new sequence. Ei, faz sentido para a geometria também, é todos os números que eles se importam quando estão por cima do meu fussing nova seqüência. Man this is awesome, and its 'logical' too, like I said it's all numbers. Esse homem é incrível, e sua "lógica" também, como eu disse que todos os números. Hell, they'll even probably invent a new formula to justify my sequencing too! Inferno, eles provavelmente ainda inventar uma nova fórmula para justificar a minha seqüenciamento também! What stupid fucking losers! What stupid fucking losers! I'm famous now Richy! Eu sou famoso agora Richy! I'm gonna steal yo wife! Eu vou roubar mulher yo! Nuttin' you can do 'bout that!' Fibonacci has remained famous for just under 800 years because of this spin for the better. Nuttin 'você pode fazer' bout that! "Fibonacci ficou famoso por pouco menos de 800 anos por causa desta rodada para o melhor. Proof that it really is possible to be incredibly successful through being a douche. A prova de que é realmente possível de ser incrivelmente bem sucedida por ser uma ducha.
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[edit] The Sequence
The sequence proceeds as thus: 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89,...INFINITY
[edit] Controversy
There has been much controversy and debate over the sequence, mostly by the GREAT French people. However, such notable figures as Dave Chappelle have been known to engage in the debates as well.
[edit] The Extra "1"
It is often debated whether the extra 1 should be part of the Fibonacci Sequence. Many scholars find it hard to believe that Fibonacci, with his life on the line, would make such a simple mistake as counting 1 twice. Others believe that Fibonacci merely stuttered, and that Michael Jackson chose to keep the 1. In any case, it has become a fundamental part of the sequence, and nuclear weaponry would be impossible without it.
[edit] Infinity
Infinity also is an integral part of the sequence. Just how it got in there is uncertain. It is likely that it is there because of another slip of the tongue on the part of Fibonacci; it may be the case that the number is there because halfway through, Michael Jackson spotted a nickel on the ground and bent over to pick it up, knocking over Fibonacci while he was saying "8" causing the number to flip over on its side. Should the sequence have been continued normally, it is certain that it would have been much more powerful. However, the fact that the sequence has such an enormous jump to infinity has been used in such contexts as destroying space-time and as a pretext for evil super-villains.
[edit] See Also
1. Mathematics
1. Annihilation
2. Nihilism
5. Math
8. Infinity
INFINITY. 1
[edit] External Links
1. Fibonacci sequence implementation in various languages
