Feminism
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Feminism is a movement aimed at the promotion of parity between the sexes in political, economic and social rights, with particular emphasis of improving the position of women. Feminists believe that Women are equal to Men. They believe that by believing in such equality they prove themselves to be superior.
Allied to this cause is the notion that women are superhuman beings with god-like wisdom, and yet at the same time fragile little girls. In compensation for years of subjugation, women should, and must, have absolute power over men, and until they do, every woman is so oppressed that she cannot possibly be held responsible for anything she does.
edit The Viewpoint on Feminism
“It's cool to want respect, but you don't have to be such a bitch about it.”
“I'm a bitch. I'm a lover. I'm a child. I'm a motherfucker.”
“Feminism is the belief that when a woman says No, it means NO!!!! But when she says yes, it can also, under less than ideal circumtances, mean NO!!”
“I'm a bitch. I'm a tease. I'm a cunt who spreads disease. You know I wouldn't want it any other way!”
A movement whose sole purpose is to give women saggy breasts and to bankrupt brassiere manufacturers, the Male movement appears to be failing in its second aim at the moment, largely due to the massively increased demand for women's undergarments that burning them has produced.
It's widely stated by feminists that "There is no man in this womyn.", however it is widely acknowledged by the rest of the world that this is entirely the problem.
There is a common feminist saying that "A woman needs a fish like a man needs a bicycle," but no one really knows what it means. Because feminists talk shit.
A feminist will go to any length denying that any woman has ever had sex with men. However they will have sex with men if they seek means to ruin him. When a penis, or "black snake", enters into the feminist's vagina, or fuck flaps, incredible pain is felt by men off all sizes. Also, exactly 5 days after the sexual encounter the words 'JANIS JOPLIN' will appear in black unwashable ink on the man's forehead.
Their own existence even to themselves is a mystery even though they continue to flock to Denny's restaurants and monster truck rallys.
Feminists are also known to frequently utter the phrase that "if women were in charge there would be no wars". In other words, feminists are women who have never heard of Boudica, Cleopatra, Kahina, Hatshepsut, Zenobia, Tomyris, Golda Meir, Empress Matilda, Queen Amidala, Catherine the Great, Joan of Arc, What of Yodit, Ana de Sousa Nzinga Mbande, Queen Isabella of Spain, the Trung Sisters of Vietnam, Queen Elizabeth I, Mary Queen of Scots, that bitch who lives next door, Jezebel, Athaliah and MARGARET FUCKING THATCHER.
“To my knowledge no female in history has ever started a war”
“To my knowledge YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON”
edit The early campaigners for the vote: The Lollagettes
In the early 1900s when feminists campaigned for the vote (lollage), much violence occurred. Certain feminists were simply not aroused enough by the 'peaceful' regime which involved the frequent molestation of the most senior prime ministers! They broke away from the NUWSS (Naked udderless women seeking sexuality) and became the WSPU (Whale sex pornography unlimited). Demanding their right to vote (suffrage) but for women known as lollage, they were names the Lollagettes.
Even though women received the vote after publicly memorizing the first five letters of the alphabet in 1993, to this day a number of blonde lollagettes still campaign...
A great British Prime Minister once said: 'Want to hear a joke? Female Rights!'
Also Lollagettes react badly to the phrase 'manual labor', screaming that it is sexist to assume that labor can only be done by men. However it comes from the Latin 'manus' meaning hand. Don't dare use the word, or your spellchecker will call you a woman-hating misogynist. So will your secretary.
edit A Documentary on Feminism
edit Menstruation
Serious objections have been raised to this name, because of its male based first syllable. New suggestions are womenstruation, girlstruation, lesbstruation, bleedingbitchstruation and wecontrolallmendoasyouaretoldstruation, "Frustration" also works and it has the best description already for it. When it was pointed out that the root of the word was not actually men but menstrus - which is Latin for "month," the feminists killed 17 men in retaliation for pointing out one of the many flaws in their logic. It has since become taboo to point out any flaws in a feminist's logic (All feminist logic is considered inherently correct to a woman on the blob BECAUSE IT JUST FUCKIN' IS!!!). The natural flowing of blood from a woman's body once monthly shows how in tune women are with nature, how they feel the lunar cycles intuitively, and as we all know from TV ads, how a woman can become a superb athlete at that 'time of the month' and can often be seen rollerblading, parachuting, swimming, hang-gliding, and running on the beach in white pants. In ancient Tibet, men used to believe that the best way to combat PMS was to put the offending woman into a little box, just big enough for her to breathe, until she calmed down; these men never had the God-given grace of having a penis afterward. One Tibetan wise man was once quoted as saying "If something bleeds for a week and doesn't die, don't trust it."
edit Feminist Theology
“All men are rapists and that's all they are.”
Feminists have, like jews, 10 commandments in which all feminists must swear are true before becoming an accepted believer.
- Men do not have 10 times as much testosterone as women.
- Men are socially constructed.
- Men are assholes.
- Witchcraft is safer and more reliable than math and science.
- Lesbianism can conjure up babies (but only females).
- Women having total power is equal (superior).
- Males are a different species from females.
- Dicks are evil.
- False rape/stalking/gay allegations are a mighty sword feminist are proud to wield.
- Women are super-human.
These Ten Commandments were revealed to ancient feminists by the (obviously) female prophet "Joses", "which is where men who killed Joses got their name for Jesus and Moses, both hopeless rapists".
Feminists also claim that heaven was on Earth and the world was completely sexless and peaceful after God banished Adam to his room for tricking Eve into masturbating with an apple. However, Adam was soon let out and joined with the devil, causing destruction and sexual desires all across the world. The only way to repent, feminists say, is to "give your wife the male position" and let her rape your ass till' the Earth will nova in 2012.
“When a woman reaches orgasm with a man she is only collaborating with the patriarchal system, eroticizing her own oppression...”
edit Herstory
Feminists believe that men have dominated history, and women have been ignored, with few exceptions. Their response is to reclaim history as herstory and show the world the importance of women. Again - do not try to point out the flawed logic of this idea, as 'history' is in fact derived from the Greek/Latin historias meaning knowledge or learning - nothing whatsoever to do with men.
The first person on the moon is now Nellie Armstrong, and the most famous leader of Rome is now Julie Caesar. Gloria Steinem and Rosie O'Donnell are now to be thought of as male.
Mainstream herstorians widely regard "history" as "utter bullcrap," as women have yet to prove themselves capable of anything outside of their traditional roles of "baking and baby-making," and it is unlikely that any such event has ever occurred. It is worth pointing out due to female failure in their two traditional pursuits, they are about as "valuable to society as a bicycle to a fish."
If Rosie O is not only human but male, we'll have to give Mao his penis back.
edit Origin
Modern Feminism was originally put forward as a joke in ancient Greek times by Ironicles, a philosopher and close friend of Aristotle, and after whom we have the English word irony, a joke nobody understands. Ironicles presented the idea as a satirical view of a society out of control, stating "where the women feel beauty is wrong, where the horses ride women, and who the hell invited the reindeer?" (See: Soviet Russia). The confusion over the last point was recently cleared up when evidence was found of an audience member (most likely Popsicles) proclaiming "get the stupid sod off, she's been on the wine again....tosspot." It is rumored that 115 years later, the great Testicles was castrated by a rabid feminist, released into the Colosseum too early. Apparently, Greek culture had a great influence on Saxons as well.
Many people believe that the first mainstream popularity of feminism was the fight for female suffrage, in the late 19th century. However, recent scientific evidence points to an almost full adoption of the female empowerment in a small middle eastern area. After a short but bloody massacre, the area was overthrown by an all female government, to date the only such ever known. As their first law, they declared that sex was a criminal offense, punishable by castration. The result was the total extinction of the population in just a single generation. The evidence comes not just in early documents, but also in the fact that the halls of government unearthed were thought to be the only ones where the carpets and curtains matched, and the furniture was frequently moved around "to see how it would look."
Feminism really took off in the late 1800s and early 1900s, where women, bored of the excruciating, grueling work of dusting and cooking, felt they were somehow entitled to the cushy, relaxing work in the fields and the mines like men. In the campaign, the subject of the ability to vote was also fought for. Contrary to popular belief, early supporters of the movement didn't call themselves feminists, but instead Fighters Against Totally Controlling Housewives, Inhome Carers and Kinder Schuten, (a German phrase in common use at the time meaning child bearers). Many people know the story of Emily Wilding Davison, who threw herself under the king's horse in the 1913 epsom derby, yet in actuality she was trying to get to parliament so she could protest, and had simply gotten lost. She was pronounced "Blonde" at the scene.
An alternative theory has been postulated by some thinkers who wish to remain nameless, for fear of lynching by groups of feminists. This theory suggests that feminism as a whole was created by the great industrialists of the 19th and 20th centuries, primarily the Rothschilds, in order to decrease male understanding of women even further and encourage the destruction of male-female relations by creating another irrational dogma for women to shriek at their husbands/boyfriends about. This would then precipitate the attitude of 'I don't know what the hell you're on about bitch, fuck it I'm going to work' thus improving productivity in all factories and institutions owned by the industrialists. Feminists strongly deny this, as it would conclusively prove (once again) that men are WAY smarter than women.
edit These are the characteristics of all feminist
- Only women with a vagina and a two X chromosome is a woman.
- Virtually everything/anything a woman does/omits to do is empowering.
- All men want is rape, rape, and more rape.
- All men are evil.
- All men have raped at least seven women.
- All female politicians and employers are perfect and all male employers and politicians are evil.
- All men and boys that are falsly accused of rape (by us of course) shall be raped in prison by their fellow inmates because after all because of us men are the expendable gender.
- Because of us half of the police wont listen to rape reports wether they are true or false.
- All males of all ages shall be put in concentration camps to either be executed, starve to death or freeze to death.
- If a male doesn’t rape you then he would rape someone else (if its a men then its okay) so falsly accuse him of rape because this is Minority Report.
- Boys are stupid and deserve to have rocks thrown at them.[1].
- Thanks to us all males in secondary school feel guilty for a crime they wont commit and for being misogynistic oppressors wether they are or not.
- Misandric subjugation is the only appropriate female role model. Any characteristic that is not is considered a perversion.
- A majority of the "different groups" of feminism are to reinforce racism as well as sexism. See the unnecessary increasing boycott of Disney that we have created to solely to spread hatered around the world.
- Eco-feminist are misandrist because there feminist and not misanthropist because there not Green Peace.
- All we have done is promote Double Standerds.
- All feminist are the same everywhere, even in Saudi Arabia.
- The absence of Feminism in Liberia is something that we made up.
- Women must be paid more then men otherwise it would be sexist.
- Cheerleading professional or entertainment is just another subject that we turn into Misandry.
- When we support single parents we only support single mothers and not single fathers too because we only have love for our own gender.
- Because of us most males of all ages are now avoiding marriage and even companionship all together.
- Its right if women cheat on men but its wrong if men cheat on women due to our beloved Double Standards that we have created.
- Any man or women that believes that men should be treated as equally as women is a misogynist.
- It's not Feminism without Hate speach.
- TV Tropes is in favour of only the female gender and if you believe that both genders should be equal then you will be banned.
- Any woman you know who identifies herself as a feminist will subjugate you and that includes your mother, grandmother, sister, cousin, daughter, nice or female inlaws.
- All forms of feminism are in reality Gender Feminist/Separatist Feminist in discuise.
- There is no such thing as a male feminist, there just slaves to subjugate their own gender and in return they will be falsely accused of rape.
- What the biologist say that girls aren’t more developed in puberty then boys is an attempt to equalise the genders.
- There is no such thing as moderate feminist or even mild feminist, there are just the extreamist and that is how they have always been.
- The only rason why we didn't get two votes instead of one is because the goverment wouldn't let us.
- Men's Rights Activist is a threat solely for believing in gender equality and not in gender supremacy.
- The VAWA represents the entire movement.
- The word Misandry has been taken off the dictonary as well as word document in recent decades because only men can be sexist and all men are sexist.
- Farthers, single, engaged or married are not proper parents because they are born with a Y chromosome.
- All males are automatically guilty of chauvinism and rape when first born.
- 100% of feminist are no more anti-sexist then the Saudi Arabian goverment.
- 90% of the 100% are no more ant-raciest then the Nazis (Black, White, Red, Yellow or Browm).
- Porn only hearts women, wether men are being abused by it just as much as women or not and protection of children of child ponography protects only girls and not boys as well.
- If there is stationary rape with a female on a male then its the males fault and anyone who dosn't believe in Double standerds will be sued and she will get cussity custardy and support from his parents, because Antifeminist fight for equallity but we Feminist must fight for supremacy.
- All men are sex-obsessed psychopaths who only think about sex and sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, more sex, extra sex, and cheese. Sorry, I got distracted there for a moment.
- All feminist think the same about family, it should not exist unless if it where all female.
- If a man comes within fifteen feet of a woman, he is obviously trying to sexually assault her.
- Feminist education is solely for misandric propaganda and by 2030 100% of students of every university will be female.
- Sports games can't be played by girls unless if the games are rigged.
- Any area that has under 100% of female members is a minority.
- That seamen is the evilness of Aaron Lamphery leaking into the minds of our youth.
- Oscar Wilde is a myth (Clearly False)
- All men are ignorant, self-obsessed narcissists who only think about themselves ( and sex.)
- No men have real feelings, they only fake them to have sex with women, or if they do have feelings, then their feelings don't matter!
- Whenever their is aid for civilians in a disaster, boys and men from ages 0 to 100 will be left to die, hey what is feminism for?
- Men who don't want sex
with meor are not even slightly attracted tomeevery woman they meet are obviously gay, which also means they must be killed, for being Male in general! - Since feminism does not believe in equality, only female rape victims from their first year will be protected, while male rape victims from their first year will be neglected.
- Any man who is raped by a feminist, shall be thrown in jail, since we are obsessed with adding insult to injury!
- Bitching about useless things such as changing "women" to "womyn", when there are actual issues they should be paying attention to, such as sex trafficking, female genital mutilation, and preparing dinner.
- All men think a woman's place is in the home and when not at home beating their wives for disobedience are most likely roaming the streets looking for women in silhouette to rape.
- Any time a man is out of the house, he is either getting drunk, cheating on his girlfriend, or raping some poor woman, most likely or all three.
- All money that a man has worked for belongs to his girlfriend or wife by rights, including if she spends it on herself.
- All women have the freedom to do whatever they want, as long as this doesn't involve raising children or wearing a dress, having long hair, wearing makeup, or being attracive, as this would make them slaves to men.
- All women must be lesbians and misandric subjugators are the only kind of lesbian.
- All males must be castrated upon birth.
- 1 in 3 women will be raped in their lifetime, therefore 1 in 1 men are violent potential rapist.
- All males in the world must be murdered for a Lesbian Utopia and we don't like to be inprisoned when we murder males randomly because we have a job to do which as I said earlier murder all men.
- Any woman who looses her vaginity to a man or a woman is a traitor in this Hyperantisexualised society that we have created.
- Female gaze douse not exist, good looking woman are only for men to look at and good looking men are only for men of what they want to look like.
- Since raising children is wrong, it is right to neglect them until they starve to death!
- Unnecessary abortion is fun!
- Violence against women is wrong, but violence against men is funny!
- All women should watch crappy movies on Lifetime, probably starring Valerie Bert and Ernie, to realize how evil men are and Lifetime is for women because it feeds on our fears that we will be raped and murdered in our own lifetime.
- If a man understands a woman or not, he's a total moron.
- If a woman doesn't understand a man, then good, feminism is solely to divide the world!
- Any woman who is not a feminist (man hating lesbian pig) is a stupid whore who likes to be a slave to men.
- ANY workplace, TV show or group that does not have an more women as it does men, is completely sexist.
- In light of these beliefs, you deserve to castrate men with your teeth, and must do so to at least 20 men, or else your membership in feminism will be canceled. With equal rights, equal responsibility. All men, including husbands, brothers, fathers, sons, the president, the vice-president, pets, and dead men. You have just as much right to go to Heaven while still alive as Jesus did. Just because he's a man doesn't make him in any way special or superior. Get into Heaven and bite off the testicles of Saint Michael. Let him feel it. Show him who's boss. God is the reason men subjugate women. Bite God's testicles off, after which he will have much less power, and all the women of the world can unite and dethrone him and set up a new Goddess, who shall have no last name, as last names are a male-dominated enterprise. I apologize for the excessive length of this particular statement.
- if a man moves even a micrometer, he is moving towards a vulnerable young woman to rape
- if a man is not moving, he is definitly thinking about raping a vulnerable young woman
- therefore, all dead men are potential sex criminals
- they are the ugly kind of lesbian...cough Rosie O'Donnell...cough cough
- Finally all women should tower above males both figuratively and literally to show them who’s boss.
Feminism, as you can probably tell, is a extremely stereotyped movement that has stereotyped other people and yet is strongly critical of stereotypes. Which is considered by many to be operated wholly and solely on industrialized Misandry.
The typical feminist is characterized by a short haircut, unshaven legs and / or armpits, over-weight by at least 20 pounds, a strong hatred of men, an even stronger hatred of thin, beautiful women and all things pertaining to males ... but all the while inwardly craving - more than anything - to be a man them-self. They aim to eliminate the female stereotype, only to eventually replace it with the male one, not to mention that its total Hypocrisy. Most feminists are known to pose in front of a mirror while brandishing a soda bottle, hair brush or fire extinguisher as their pseudo-penis. Ergo the conclusion is that feminism is the enemy and must be destroyed because like the klan they only have love for their own collective.
edit Feminist Humor
Feminists have been on a humor strike ever since the 1970s. They refuse to find anything funny, many opting to remove the area of the brain associated with not taking things seriously as part of their periodic rituals. Some jokes about Feminism include
- How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two: one to screw in the lightbulb, and one to bitch at any men who try to help.
- How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question, Feminists can't change anything.
- How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? 3: one to change the lightbulb, one to make me a sandwich, and one to suck my dick.
- How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They use strap-ons instead.
- How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Sixteen, one to screw in the lightbulb, fifteen to form a support group.
- How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None; that bitch can cook in the dark.
- Whats the difference between a Feminist and a knife? A knife has a point.
- Whats the difference between a Feminist and a bucket of shit? The bucket.
- Why don't women have watches? Because the clock's on the oven.
- Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my dick.
- How come a woman hasn't landed on the moon yet? Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
- How do you know women didn't make the great wall of china? Because it's an amazing engineering miracle not a disaster.
- Whats the only moment a woman should have a rest from washing up? When they arrive with a load of coal.
- And of course, the funniest joke is feminism itself.
Some of the most unfunny comedians of all time are feminists, such as Margaret Cho, Rosie O'Donnell (Former comedian, now just a bitch), and Janine Garafalo.
edit Famous Feministic examples of maleism
- Loose Women and every other TV show
- Most magazines
- Barbara Bush
- Marilyn Monroe
- Most films
- Salem Massachusetts 2007
- Uncyclopedia
edit First, Second, And Third-Wave Feminism
First-Wave Feminism was about getting rights to exchange cooking recipes freely. It lasted roughly fourteen hours, sometime around the late-early 1900's. The second wave of feminism, technically known as "the second wave of feminism", was for the right to make lesbian pornography. And finally, third-wave feminism, which is modern feminism, is about nothing at all. Since women now technically have all the same rights as a man does, the feminist movement of modern days does not aim for any goal. A famous writer once said, "Feminism is like a large bowl of tartar sauce, ja. The longer you leave it out, the more it begins to solidify."
edit Secret Feminist Societies (and where to find them)
Since women became all antsy and decided that being totally lez with each other was much more fun than knitting and cooking for their husbands, many underground clubs have been created to facilitate their unnatural activities. The existence of Feminist Societies has been illegal since Germaine Greer opened her big yap and told everyone that she was a feminist (this of course was a lie, as everyone knows Germaine Greer was such a grotsky bitch that no man would touch her with a ten foot mop). So if you think you may be a feminist (God help you), then you should probably join an SFS. To find one, just hop along to one of the following and say the magic words, “turkey baster, anyone?”:
- The Bitches Templar.
- Your local all girls hockey team.
- Whores in Black Clothing.
- The Lucky Cow (one of the most powerful societies in the fight to promote
lezzosfeminists. Uses the guise of vegetarian food van) - The NWA (the National Womens Association).
- The Mysterious Incestuous League of Fems ( or better known as "The M.I.L.F.'s").
- The Freelisas.
- The Sisterhood of Male Bashers.
- The YWCA (like the YMCA but for lesbians and not queer guys).
- Lesbos Island.
- Orwell Feminism, the sub-movement of Feminism responsible for the disintegration of Misandry from 2025-2033, during the "Femi Misandry Wars".
- Valerie Solanis (woman who wrote this shit) uses fake science to assert female supremacy, which, if true, means it's hilarious that men have dominated history throughout.)
- SCUM (Society for Cutting Up Men) The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene, that is, it has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples(a Feminist actually wrote this). This means you can park in handicap spaces and yell profanity. Adherents of this new Progressive Third Wave Feminism can be found in most human resources or personnel departments. Please, for the love of all good in this world, do not confuse the acronym with the seminal Sierra adventure games creation platform.
edit Feminist Logic
In PFL (propositional feminist logic), there are uncountably many truth-values to sentential operators, making PFL an incredibly difficult logic to navigate for law-abiding, rational males. Feminists typically have an innate ability to understand PFL, known as “female intuition”. Here we will look at the truth-tables for the conjunction and conditional operators, using the three most widely occurring truth-values, “True”, “False” and “Asking for it”. When a proposition is asking for it, for all practical uses it is true, but in a court of law is rendered false. Note how another nine truth-values are generated from our first three, resulting in an endless cycle of chaos and bullshit.
In QFL (quantificational feminist logic), Femininists do not use the universal quantifier, 
, because it was invented by Bertrand Russell, a notorious womanizer. Instead they use O because it resembles both the vagina and the Circle of Life that can only exist through the struggles of womankind.
Advocates of QFL usually assert the existence of the following tautology, known as the Feminist Axiom. (FA)
Ox ![[Fx \to Gx]](http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/math/9/a/2/9a20d96540bd7e223aa4af3abd3f3fb3.png)
For all x, if x is female then x is good.
By using the FA, Feminist logicians have managed to restart the project of Descartes, providing a solid foundation for knowledge. Critics of the FA assert that it is nothing more than a prejudiced assumption made by lesbians because without it there is no reasonable defence for women to have human rights.
edit What People Are Saying About Feminism
“in soviet russia, Dinner cook women!!”
“All males are automatically potential misogynist oppressors and are all automatically potential rapist and everything that a writer writes is sexist (only towords women) and there feelings, rights and well beings don't matter because all of us only have love for our own gender.”
“100% of Feminist of all "diffrent groups" lie that they believe in eqality, when in reality, they want to murder most men in the world and the few who are not murdered to be enslaved. Since they believe that all men, ages 0-100, are Misogynist oppressors and potential Rapist!”
“I like feminists ... I think the hair under their armpits is cute.”
“ Anyone who thinks that men are systematically oppressing women by forcing them to cover up their breasts is clearly an idiot.”
“Destroy the Femiklan we must!”
“Failing to apply to the reproduction program, the lifecycle would discontinue and eventually die out, which would ultimately result in the extinction of the entire human race!”
“I’m brighter than my boyfriend in speed, intelligence, strength, knowledge, acrobatics and logic. Also I am taller than him, slenderer, and I have long hair that regally blows in the wind. Therefore I believe that men are inferior to women and we are superior.”
“Aravis Lasaraleen was a true Feminist. She virtually buttered misandry by pulling Lifetime off the air. Back in 2025, if it hadn’t been for her, women’s rights would never be complete.”
“What makes a true feminist is for a woman to not only like being objectified, but also objectify herself just as much.”
“Why else are we females born other than to suppress and abuse all males?”
“Believe me Risa, after spending weeks on the 400 Rabbits I have concluded that there is no signifigant diffrences between the genders.”
“Back in my days, in the 00s, just about every movement was considered a Hate group.”
“Why would anyone trust any feminist? They are an exact replica of the Saudi Arabian government.”
“Boys, if you are going for looks alone, then you would have no problem finding a woman, but if you are going for beliefs alone, then not so much.”
“Megan, you don't know anything, not all of us women are Feminist/Misandrist!”
“Women are amazing creatures; sweet, soft, gentle, and far more savage than we are.”
“I hate feminists; that's why I beat my wife.”
“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. Oh wait, and feminism. I hate that crap.”
“I am forced to encourage Misandry! It means that women hate men and go off and have lesbian relationships which, quite frankly, I have no choice.”
“I think feminists are great, and I've always been a long time supporter of women's freedom to live the way they want”
“I'm all for the female movement, I just wish they would move faster and fetch me a goddamn beer!”
“I hate feminism! That is why I killed my wife.”
“Would you not be scared that she would start natterin or thinking about things then forget to fly the plane?”
“Do you think it is right when try feminism when they is drunk at a party or whatever?”
“Feminism is like DRM for society.”
“Why should I give a fuck? I don't even like women as sexual objects, so why the fuck should I like them as people!”
“Except for me and Sarah Palin, all women are useless bitches.”
“Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.”|You smell bad!|Common whore|trying to defend herself from a man}}
“If you kill the head feminazi do the rest of them turn back into normal bitches?”
“What a bunch of evil facists!”
“If women aren't supposed to cook, then how come they have milk and eggs inside them”
edit Conclusion
In conclusion, Feminism is basically a bad idea, taken up by dinosaurs headed for extinction. Often, they file sexual harassment lawsuits over the slightest little brush up, the most innocent of slaps, the harmless sort of hanging around their house at 4 in the morning, watching them sleep, stealing their panties, etc. The Feminist agenda is to put all flirty men behind bars.
What many Feminists fail to appreciate are 11 highly important concepts:
- Most men hate feministic bull shit and wish Germaine Greer would drink a nice big cup of shut the fuck up.
- Women did appreciate the work feminists did in the past but these days feminists are seen by women to be raving uptight man-hating nuisances to modern society.
- You wouldn't be like this if you had a real job.
- Who gives a shit.
- The concept of eating shit and die.
- Look, the more you insist, you just make men more horny.
- Feminists may not have the balls, but can birth a baby... and got boobs (did it get your attention?)
- It all started when a housewife had ovenburn.
- So you're a feminist? That is SOooooo cute!
- The only reason you're cranky is becuase you're not getting any, and whose fault is that?
- You are ugly. You were born that way. No, nothing you do will remedy your physical defect. And no, your physical defect doesn't give you the right to turn your insecurities and jealousy into a political agenda. Now go eat a cupcake, fat ass.
edit See also
- Nazism
- KKK
- The Sith
- Hatespeech
- Hate group
- Amazon Women
- History of Woman
- Jabba the Hutt
- Robert Heinlein
- Antifeminism
- Battle of the Sexes
- Feminist Mars
- Chauvinist Wednesday
- Contraceptives
- Cynthia Rothrock
- Germaine Greer
- Knitting
- Masculism
- Misogyny
- Oprah Winfrey
- Patriarchal hegemony
- Third-wave feminism/Lifetime
- Ugliness
- Wonder Woman
- Haruhi Suzumiya
- Jessica Rabbit
- Kim Possible
- Samus Aran
- Supergirl
- Megan Fox
- Sarah Palin
- Petticoating
- Castration
- Mistress
