Female Autobots

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“Wait, wait, wait; if robots don't reproduce or grow, than are the females just their factories?”
~ Charles Darwin on Female Autobots

The Female Autobots were a race of autobots that were conveniently left out from most of the series causing great confusion among the remainder of their race. These autobots included Optimus Prime's girlfriend, Elita One. Not even the great Optimus Prime knows where these fickle creatures spend the majority of their time, since they rarely appeared in the animal planet documentaries on the Transformers. As might be expected, the Fembots, as they are known, took on the forms of every day mundane items such as spatulas, white goods and women's personal toys. Although they were capable of fighting, they did not, because women can't fight. Or so the Decepticons thought. This basic mistake, covered in Sun Tzu's great work, The Fart of War, was the Decepticon's undoing. An assault of spatulas and threateningly blocky appliances killed off the Decepticons, contrary to popular belief.

Arcee

Arcee, who had some sweet wheels.

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Gentlebots-cover

Elita One on the cover of Gentlebots Magazine.

edit Season 1 : Episode 10

Elita One makes an appearance in Gentlebots magazine. This pisses off Optimus Prime so he decides to strike Megatron's hide out, so that he can't run away.

edit Season 2: Episode 5

Arcee makes an appearance as a parked Corvette.

edit Season 4: Episode 6

Optimus breaks up with Elita One after he found out that she had an affair with Soundwave while Optimus was "dead".

edit Robotic Misogyny

For many years, the Fembot's place was in the workplace fighting alongside the other Autobots. This arrangement came into being as an attempt to survive wave after wave of attacks launched by the ultimate power of Ultra Jesus. Once this force had been neutralised, the female Autobots united under a single purpose and formed a union for equal opportunity. This union, known as the SuperFighterJets Movement, campaigned for many years virtually unnoticed. Since their primary mode of rebellion was the burning of their core gender programming, most of the movement became indistinguishable from standard front line robots.

While transformation was in vogue on Cybertron for a short time (see below), the vast majority of Cybertronians (known colloquially as the Puritanicons) do not change their appearance. These "pillars of the community" look down on those that choose to and the term "Transformers" came into vogue as derogatory term referring to any robot who disguises their true self through body modification techniques. Transformers slowly became excluded from polite society, saw a loss of Facebook friends, until finally they were barred from holding public office and forced to work in super discount chain stores outside the normal boundaries of the cities.

edit All the rage in Tokyo

A new type of role-playing has made its way into the kinky, kinky sex lives of innocent looking Asian girls. Asian girls have added to their already extensive fetish list of tentacle play and scat games a new type of mating dance known on the streets of Japan as "Autobotics". It consists of some Asian chick dressing up like a robot and "adjusting my antenna", if you catch my drift. Yet it is still strangely arousing.

edit Appearance in "Revenge Of The Fallen"

There were three Female Autobots in the second Transformers movie. Since women have no impact on modern society, Michael Bay chose to make them all one character by making them triplets. Towards the end of the movie, one made the mistake of actually having a line. This problem was immediatley righted, though, because they were then all destroyed by the other Autobots and not by Decepticons which is the general assumption.

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