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February 9: International Tourettes Day

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  • 1012 - Anglo-Saxons tell the Normans to COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK their COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK with a COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK.
  • 1066 - In the Battle of Hastings, COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK happens.
  • 1222 - COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK.
  • 1492 - Christopher Columbus begins his first journey across the Atlantic, and gets COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK.
  • 1812 - Canada and The United States go to COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK war. Nobody notices.
  • 1994 - I was born
  • 2005 - After placing her pen on the table, Keira Knightley was then seen to COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK fall asleep.
  • 2008 - Steve COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK Ballmer plans not to FUCKING KILL™ people, but to COLONEL CLUSTER FUCKING KILL™ them instead.
  • 2009 - Dick Cheney dies. COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK.
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