Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 9

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February 9: International Tourettes Day

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  • 1012 - Anglo-Saxons tell the Normans to EXTRA LONG PENIS their EXTRA LONG PENIS with a EXTRA LONG PENIS.
  • 1066 - In the Battle of Hastings, EXTRA LONG PENIS happens.
  • 1222 - EXTRA LONG PENIS.
  • 1492 - Christopher Columbus begins his first journey across the Atlantic, and gets EXTRA LONG PENIS.
  • 1812 - Canada and The United States go to EXTRA LONG PENIS war. Nobody notices.
  • 1994 - I was born
  • 2005 - After placing her pen on the table, Keira Knightley was then seen to EXTRA LONG PENIS fall asleep.
  • 2008 - Steve EXTRA LONG PENIS Ballmer plans not to FUCKING KILL™ people, but to EXTRA LONG PENISING KILL™ them instead.
  • 2009 - Dick Cheney dies. EXTRA LONG PENIS.
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