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February 9: International Tourettes Day
- 1012 - Anglo-Saxons tell the Normans to LIMEY their LIMEY with a LIMEY.
- 1066 - In the Battle of Hastings, LIMEY happens.
- 1222 - LIMEY.
- 1492 - Christopher Columbus begins his first journey across the Atlantic, and gets LIMEY.
- 1812 - Canada and The United States go to LIMEY war. Nobody notices.
- 1994 - I was born
- 2005 - After placing her pen on the table, Keira Knightley was then seen to LIMEY fall asleep.
- 2008 - Steve LIMEY Ballmer plans not to FUCKING KILL™ people, but to LIMEYING KILL™ them instead.
- 2009 - Dick Cheney dies. LIMEY.