Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 4

February 4: Festival of Destroying AAAAAAAAA! Clones

Today - The Northern Ox gods defeated the Southern Ox gods in the battle for Grass Mountian.
Today - I win!!
2005 All cats are blown up in apocalyptic fury.
2006 - All dogs are blown up in apocalyptic fury.
2007 - All people who use Binary or Morse codes are blown up in apocalyptic fury.
2008 - All people who use stupid language are now blown up in apocalyptic fury.
2009 - Only AAAAAAAAA! is left, but some idiot blows that up in apocalyptic fury.
2010 - 1337 speak remains. 7h3r3 c4n b3 0n1y 0n3!!!eleven!!!one!! Then, even the mighty 1337 speak is (purposely) blown up in apocalyptic fury.
2011 - World is overrun by post-apocalyptic furries.
2012 - Your solipsist dream finally ends.
2013 - Earth finally commits suicide, unable to bear with what now populates it. (The shame, oh the shame.)
2020 - Earth dresses as a dog and yiffs Mars in an apocalyptic furry.
2069 - Someone just realized that its 10 days before Valentines Day.
2078 - People started wandering why the fuck did Humpty Dumpty sit on the wall?
Now - Several pages are orphaned Do your bit and find them a good home
Past, Present, and Futrue - Chuck Norris remains unchanged, and has not blown up in apocalyptic fury.
500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 - The universe dematerializes and all physical laws are lifted. Beginning of Age of Physical Anarchy.