|Homo sapiens tardus|
|Power supply||Red Bull, white knight journals|
|Strength||low - high|
|Intelligence||low - high|
|Special attack||Whiny Swarm with art and media|
The Fantard (Homo sapiens fantardus) is an human subspieces who are influenced by the evil zone known as Fandom. The most vicious can be seen at deviantART, LiveJournal, Gaia Online. EXTREME caution should be taken when wandering these sites, as it is extremely likely they will kill you and rearrange your body into a piece of fan art.
Fantards should not under any circumstances be mistaken for a normal fan; fantards have a deranged obsession with their fandom, in fact they are so obessive to their franchise they ruin it, like a 4 year old child who ends up hugging her pet cat to death. They spend their free day going to websites like deviantART and LiveJournal, making porn and fanfics of their favourite characters, which will inevitably ruin the hell of it; they then spend the other twelve hours of the day looking for critics, trolls and anti-fantards; if they find one, they will appear in masses (about 20-30) and stab them until kingdom come. So don't ever try to touch, or criticize their artworks or fanfics, or attack their fandom, or you will get what you deserve.
Fantards are extremely nightmarish creatures for every franchise. They create slash pairings (a fandom pairing that wants to knock up the same sex, such as men X men or women X women) that no sane people can stand, such as Gaara X Naruto. What's more, in order to add for more gruesome effects, they even draw creative slash pairings which are beyond the normal immagniation, such as Yugi X Atem which are obviously the same person doing their yaoi act.
If these are not insane enough, they will usually spawn an abomination known as a Original character, or simply called as OC. It is basically a horribliy mutilated canon character such as a green Sonic or a ninja that looked like Naruto, on a execptionally stupid plot made by the fantard. What's worse, is if the OC gains much popularity, the fantard who spawned it will do a collaboration or simply called collab, with other fantard's OC, which is usually an OC having gay/lesbian sex with another OC.
Well that's one scenario; real person material when not erotic but plays for horror ends up becoming art imitating life -- especially where the circles are used to drive a point home on how the unusual species interact with the small press circles.
Fantards usually live in societies called "fanclubs", in which is leaded type 3 fantards, which is an extremely popluar fantard which orders other fantards to flame other fantards of other fanclubs, critics who give Constructive Criticism or trolls who invade their fanclub.
It also seems to be the fantards who posts the most original character/non-canon slash porn, and might be the big reason behind its popularity. Watch it when someone from FictionPress.com or WritersCafe.org show up and use a piece these well attempted, as a way to skewer a classmate.
Under the Type 3 fantard are type 2 fantard, which are also called "asskissers" or "white knights" Because of their tendency to attack other personnel. According to French poet Anonymous, They are extremely dangerous, but he is able to handle them, but, according to Encyclopedia Dramatica, says an average person is not able to handle one swarm of them. Also, a variant of the type 2 is the zombie fantard, Which will obviously think Naruto X Gaara is the most KAWAII DESU NE couple, and are the true real dangerous ones. Because of this, they are the most primary forces of fanclubs.
The short story The Fandom Writer saw a swarm of them and the author effectively screwed with them on levels when they learned he wrote a true crime work two years earlier. Twilight Zone circles and A Nightmare On Elm Street circles look to the small press community as a way to cross over into publication if exploring the non-fiction elements of their fandom. Sometimes one will see those doing novels of things one just cannot sell (ahem Spyro The Dragon.) Sometimes the fantard will take your original work and edit it up without your permission and turn it into a fan fiction (really and this happened too.) This fantard lived in Carol Stream and attempted it with a piece where the classmate developed the character, there are some things one has to leave alone especially when the piece had a chilling real back story of a scandal that played up in one's high school.
There is also a force called white knights, which follow the type 3 fantard for the sole purpose of sex, which will obviously fail.
Interaction to sensible personnelEdit
“once, I found somebody who drew a sick yaoi picture of Gaara having sex with Naruto in deviantART, then i called them sick which is truth. The next day, I found my deviantART homepage coated with goatse and tubgirls.”
Fantards are known for their foul moods, and have extremely short tempers and will lass out against Critics, Trolls, other fanclubs, or people who insulted their magificent Gaara; therefore making them extremely dangerous to encounter. They also have an extreme rivalry to the common mind, so they always bring trouble to art or fanfic critics. Given they always swarm the victim, if the person is not ready for that(critics, again or creative nonfiction proponent), an angry swarm of fantard is able to totally destroy a homepage and overwhelm an person.
Watch it when one has Fandom Wank breathing down your neck because the book that crucified key players appeared in print addressing one of them by their name and village they lived. Fandom Wank went after the publishers with the help of fantard family stealing Gargoyles.
The protests came when the sale of a novella and tried to organize a walkout then lifted properties of the short story for their wiki, calling the print presentation stalkerish and hateful. In truth the fantard species were pulling old accusations that lead to a witch hunt.
Also, the first sign of a angry fantard mass blasting you is you see a "white knight journal/notice/whatever" against you. But however, trolls, especially Internet hate machines, are immune to such swarming, and will almost always successfully raid the fantard. One report of a fantard attack in deviantART against an unknown user (due to the deviant having a slight arguement to the type 3 fantard of the fanclub) caused the deviant's webpage to be hacked with harlequin fetus and lemonparty, and the admins banned him within 3 seconds (reason:Trolling).
Yugi X Atem yaoi, deviantART, anime section Edit
Sensible personnel: Oh my god, you losers don't get a life. Do you guys know that Yugi and Atem are the same person? If you dont know, it's normal, since you guys know little about Yu-Gi-Oh!. Sick Fucks.
Fantard1:UGI AND ATEM IZ @ S00000 KWA11 DEZU N3 COUPLE^0^!!!DE@TH T0 A11 Wh0 0PPOSE THIS C0up1e>_<!!!11
Fantard2:I agr33 with fantard 1 !!!THEY R S0000 NEK0-DEZU T0GETHER!YO How RuD3 >O<!!!11
Fantard3:0H Y3AH!!!111YU WI11 PAY!!!!>:(
Sensible personnel went back to his hompage next day, only to be found that his homepage get attacked by goatse and meatspin.
🤮 the creative nonfiction writer on the floor, "Why don't you even fact check before you bastardize a kids show you borderline chomo? See this emoji that's me really disgusted by this."
Fantard glossaryEditSome of the terms for infringing or those who are active with building the faithful by becoming real published themselves in the small press. Some of the terms are there but more are drawn out with Fan Fiction.
- Brony; A fantard of my little pony, known for his Friendship and magic. Encyclopedia Dramatica (Website) also pounce on them the worst too. Sadly we know a few around too and ease into the bombshell with caution.
- Disneyhead careful with these as they can be just as infamous as the Bronies.
- Twitard; Not to be confused with faggots who blindly worship Twitter, It's a fantard who lives in the Twilight fandom. These piss off the publishing industry and small press community because of their willing to p2p (pull to publish.) New Weird Circles sometimes verbally beat on Stephanie Meyer but the one who also did sci-fi but wrote for an older crowd though the sci-fi crossover piece knew where she was coming from. Will you knock it the hell off with pulling to publish and scraping you serial numbers?
- Touneyfag: A gamer fanboy who engages in Fair and competitive battling.
- Sonicfag: a fantard of the sconic franchise. One of the most dangerous fantards that you will ever come across.
- Yaoi Fangirl; A rabid creature that will actually kill your family if you troll their Sacred couple. As of one of these rabid plagues, "WE DO ANYTHING TO DEFEND THE ONE TRUE COUPLE!!!!!111" 🤮🤮🤮
- Twilight Zone give this fandom some breathing room because they fuck with others with what they have. They do get published and drafted if the right place, right time. This and A Nightmare On Elm Street are very researched and will look into the source material. This fandom is actually approved by the foundation named for Rod, and Carol taps authors in the small press. The Statue was tested on her and his daughter connected with him. The small press was ran by authors who can predict earthquakes. The other fandoms watch it because those from this fandom, the Serlings and the small press look out for them as a promise to the Serling family. This one has a distinct growl watch it because some are murder victim advocates and weaponize Rod's attack.
Common reaction to fantardsEdit
“Oh my god! They ruined Pokémon, Harry Potter and Naruto, by making sick couples of our normally fantastic characters!”
“Even I don't take my productions that seriously. Once I encountered a fanturd that said she had a boyfriend called Malfoy at Hogwarts. Of course I bitchslapped her, due to her giga-stupidity.”
“One should not engage a fight against fantards; doing so will only cause your demise, unless you are a troll like me.”
“The nethermost fanart are not for the fathoming of eyes that see; for their badness is strange and terrific. Cursed the yaoi where weird gay couples live new and oddly bodied, and evil the crap that is ranted by no fantard. Wisely did Ibn Schacabao say, that happy is the fanart website where no fantard hath registered, and happy the town at night whose fantards are all banned. For it is of old rumour that the soul of the devil-bought hastes not from this fanart website, but fats and instructs the very user that draws; till out of corruption horrid fanart springs, and the dull Fantards of deviantART wax crafty to vex it and draws weird fetishes to plague it. Great dung secretly is featured where pokemon ought to suffice, and fanart have been praised that ought to be ranted.”
“"Hey asshole I got a nice little present for you! I got a short story the more you bash on it, you're only contributing to it's sting."”
Fantard syndrome is the colletive term of you turning into a fantard, and it is first discovered by deviantart admins, when they noticed that normal personnel turn into type 2 fantards because they interact with zombie fantards.
They also discovered that zombie fantards always carry the virus, and type 2s and type 3s will sometimes carry it. It can potentially infect you via Contact:
Symptoms of when you are turning into oneEdit
First, the victim will start to obess a kind of fandom, starting to wander and have an urge to join deviantART, Archive Of Our Own, FanFiction.net (exclusively), WritersCafe.org, LiveJournal and Gaia Online. After then, about 3 hours later, they will start to join said sites and starts to speak English combined with Japanese, usually in leetspeak. One week later the victim will start to masturbate to (then create) non-canon Yaoi/yuri, and starts to defend the fantastic Deja vu of the fandom a lot. (Such as thinking Gen1 and Gen2 is the best).
Asspatting should occur after one week, after that the victim will join at least 3 Original character groups/clubs/Fanclubs. The worst symptoms is the victim starting to join attacks against critics, trolls and anti-fans, using troll like ways, the learning of spamming and hacking, and finally 4Chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica starting to have an interest against you, signaling the victim turning into a type II, if he/she is not destroyed he/she will even turn into a zombie fantard. The other end of the spectrum is the small press who fight a two sided war; sometimes as Martian Luther King Jr. relates it's like leading them into a burning house.
If the type II fantard haven't turned a zombie fantard and drew over 20 pieces of shitty fanart, he/she will turn into a Type III fantard, and possibly opening more fanclubs and producing more shitty fanart.
Is there a cure for Fantard Syndrome?EditThere is no cure for fantard syndrome, but there is a believed cure which is the reverse of fantard fandom, known as real fandom. It is composed of canon couples, reality and subtle humor, and also there are no original characters. But however, there is a debate of wherever these things exist. Real original characters, it's a good chance one grew up with them or had lived in the area at one point. Take the fantard there and have them read Holden's Counterpart they will see an armor piercing question if they call places that are nonfictional a figment of one's imagination.
- Fan Fiction (featured article)
- Encyclopedia Dramatica
- Yaoi Fangirl
- Horse Fucker
- White people