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“THIS SHOW IS SUPER SEXY AND HAS AN ENORMOUS EGO, JUST LIKE ME!”

~ Rob Nealson on Fairly OddParents

“...And I wish everything was BACK TO NORMAL!”

~ Timmy Turner on His catch phrase

“...but, that's against Da Rules Timmy!!!”

~ Wanda on everything

Timmy Turner (right) with his Fairy God Parents Cosmo (center) and Wanda (left)

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The Fairly OddParents.

It was the result of every future pedifile's childhood imagination (That's why the show is so crappy). The Fairly OddParents is a ~~super sexy~~ popular Nickelodeon cartoon program, second only to spongebob, like the way that "Buddha the Musical" is second to "Jesus Christ Superstar".

The show follows the misadventures of Timmy Turner a 10 year old bucktoothed Goth kid and his secret little fairy friends Cosmo and Wanda. Cosmo and Wanda, a pair of incompetent fairy god parents, grant Timmy's every wish that the wish complies with Da Rules. Da Rules is a big book of things a God Child can't wish for, like to interfere with true love, become a fairy, or Tom Cruise, but most importantly of all, they can't reveal that they have Fairy God Parents. Since 2001 Cosmo, Wanda and Timmy have had many Über Fab-u-lous pop culture fueled Sexual Innuendo Laden misadventures.

[edit] Pen is

Vicky the baby sitter (Right) performing her bonding duties with Timmy (Left) and his gay mates Sanjay (Middle Right) and Elmer (Middle Left)

The Fairly OddParents is about a pair of typical white trash fairies helping homosexual white Tom Jones fans. Timmy Turner, a miserable gay Caucasian suburban child, is one of those fans. So Timmy got magical mexican fairies to give him anything he wants (on top of a nice house with a satellite dish, his own room with a bathroom, and video games,and a 'special room'. The reason for Timmy's misery is because his real parents were never around and Timmy was forced to be constantly stalked by his wonderful baby sitter and secret agent for the mexican government Vicky; who had a variety of ways of loving and constantly torturing the "little angel" until he told him the passcode to a top secret american government computer. From leashes, roleplay, and wine to making him do chores in girls thongs that later traumatized Timmy. Cosmo and Wanda burst into the picture to help Timmy.

One could argue that there were much more deserving Tom Jones fans than Timmy who could have benefitted better from Fairy God Parents, such as Timmy's friends; Chester, who is white trash, or AJ, who has the handicap of being black.

[edit] Timmy

A 'special' Jay fan that no one understands, he is the recipient of Fairy God Parents Cosmo and Wanda. With his pair of Magical Fairy God Parents he can wish for only burritos. He usually wishes for little boys,Michael Jackson albums,or leopard print panties for some 'fun' with Chester,AJ,Sanjay,Elmer,or Francis.He is one of the gayest Jay fans at Dimmsdale elementary.

[edit] Cosmo and Wanda

Wanda Eatus Fattytwinkle is the pink fairy, she is Timmy's Fairy God Mother, also a drug addict, and is married to Cosmo Foolius Mommasboy, the idiotic green fairy who is Timmy's Fairy godfather is a convicted terrorist who assisted Hitler during World War II. They fall under heavily cliched stock characters like the nagging house wife and the idiotic husband. They are much like Your Mom and Your Dad; but without the weight issues. They have been married for over 9000 years, yes really, but over the short time they have been watching over Timmy their relationship has some how shifted from being a loving couple to a nagging wife and down syndrome husband couple with 8 kids, 2 tv shows, 5 Dr. Phill appearances, and 13 Jerry Springer appearances, who are constantly under the watch of a 60 year old strong gay fairy named Professer ~~Jorgen von Srengle~~ Schnitslepußkrankengeshankmeir, known for frequently strangling Bart Fairyson. He always wants action with Timmy. The proof of Cosmo being a woman was revealed in the episode "We can have a baby without sex".

[edit] Poof

Poof, the newest edition to the Fairly OddParents, Yes it's a boy, yes his name is Poof.No he is not gay... yet

Cosmo pregnant with Poof, yes, Cosmo.

Cosmo giving birth to Poof. Even though Timmy magically impregnated Comso, this is completely not gay.

“Poof? What's that, is that a baby?”

~ Old FOP Fan

“It's Cosmo and Wanda's Baby.”

~ Die Hard FOP Fan

“They had a BABY? I didn't know this show was still on!”

~ Old FOP Fan

“Yes, it's still on.”

~ Die Hard FOP Fan

“A fairy baby?”

~ Old FOP Fan

“Yes.”

~ Die Hard FOP Fan

“Hmm...”

~ Old FOP Fan

Poof the newest character in The Fairly OddParents. He was introduced in the season 6 premier "We can have a baby without sex" which premiered after a 1,000 year long hiatus; What? I didn't know that show was still on? When it aired We can have a baby without sex was the most watched show on cable television that night, mostly because of the high amount of nudity and adult content. This basically lured in 100,000 viewers. Plus, it caused Jimmy Nuetron's hiatus to be extended. Basically the writers introduced the child character for the same reason why every show introduces a new child character; to extend the life of a withering old series. When Poof laughs, good things happen, when he cries bad things happen, when he burps lightening happens, when he farts the universe gets equalized.

[edit] The Big Lure

The big lure started basically when We can have a baby had sex premiered. This inspired the show's creator, Butch Hartman to create more shows like this.

[edit] Gayology

The fairly odd parents episode Gayology had double the nudity and the adult themes, plus it had Dragonball Z fighting influences. This lured in 400,000 viewers, half of them usally watching cartoon network.

[edit] OMFG IT IZ SUMMOR

OMFG IT IZ SUMMOR was basically another try at the failed mexican government conspiracy that was the fairly odd parents. It's name was suggested by the person who was sentenced to helping the mexican government, brad hartman. It actually was not meant to be a episode of the fairly odd parents and was meant to hypnotise the american population. It only had five minutes of animation of Timmy raping Wanda. The rest of the special had pictures of mexican pornography. It lured in twice the viewers then before.

[edit] No this is not another episode of Sonic X

No this is not another episode of Sonic X was yet another attempt of hypnotising americans. This time, it was about Timmy being imprisoned in a giant burrito near the mexican border. The only animation was the beginning, Timmy being brought to Mexico, and Timmy being raped. The rest of it shown a picture of a burrito. This eventually caused many lawsuits and fines from the FCC, but it almost caused Cartoon Network to be bankrupt with it massive amount of people watching it.

[edit] Origins

The Fairly OddParents! made its debut on Oh Yeah! Cartoons! in 1998.

There are three major categories of children's shows. Shows that involve talking animals, shows that involve magic and shows that have real kids in real situations. The ever clever Butch Hartman decided to make a children's show that involved magic. Hartman wanted to do a show that would have a kid that could go anywhere and do anything, magic was the logical way to do this. Hartman thought up the show when he was driving, his main problem was how could he have magic? He thought of making the kid a magician, witch, warlock, Dark Lord of the Sith, or making his parents magical. Then he thought of giving him an external proxy character that could provide him with magic, like giving him ghosts, leprechauns, unicorns, gaurdian angels. Even magical, retarded elf hunters. He eventually decided on giving him a fairy god parent. While driving, hartman sketched up Timmy, named after his little brother, and Wanda, Timmy's fairy god mother. Hartman asked himself, "what if she had a husband?" Knowing such a useless accessory would exponentially increase the comedy of the show he created Cosmo, despite the fact that he didn't know what a fairy god father looked like. With that material he set forth to begin production of several cartoon shorts on Oh No cartoons in 1998. After three years ~~of success~~ the Fairly OddParents became their own show.

[edit] Is the show gay?

The Fairly OddParents being not gay

No.

[edit] The show has to be gay, right?

The Fairly OddParents being funny, not gay

Okay, there might be a little bit gayness, but it's not trying to be gay, it's trying to be funny. Sure guys on the show are being put in dresses all the time, but its for comedy's sake, it's funny, the british do it all the time and their not gay.

[edit] C'mon, it has to be gay!

The Fairly OddParents being gender bending, not gay!

No.

Yes, It's a Show about Fairies
Yes, the kid wears mostly pink
Yes, Most of the male characters are effeminate
Yes, There's lots of cross dressing

But those things don't make it gay, if anything it just makes it gender bending. There is nothing wrong with gender bending. Gender Bending is like Star Trek, it's like, I want to know what this is like, lets explore for a few hundred episodes type of thing, Star Trek Is definetly NOT gay, therefore the Fairly OddParents isn't either.

[edit] Some Crude Sex Jokes

What show doesn't have 'em?

[edit] Fan base

You would be hard pressed to find a more dedicated and loyal fan-base than that of the Fairly OddParents. The Fairly OddParents has not only appealed to its intended target audience of children 7 - 11 but has attracted kindergarden aged children all the way to adults. Therefore the Fairly Odd Fan Base represents a variety of demographics.