F bomb
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TheF Bomb was a highly destructive weapon developed for use in the classroom wars of 12th grade. It is easily identified by the sound it makes when deployed and its potential for destruction.
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[edit] Operating an F Bomb
F bombs are traditionally dropped. When in free fall it produces a continually lowering whistle, and upon detonation makes a reverberating "FUCK!" sound that emanates from the epicenter to an effective radius of approximately 12m.
[edit] Effects on Targets
The F bomb has nearly no effect on structures and building, however humans caught in its blast face certain doom. First, the shock of the blast causes all surrounding people to gasp in horror - the sudden sharp intake of oxygen sends an increased level of oxygen to the brain. Heart levels increase, the humour center of the brain is ruptured and an F bomb's target can experience such terrible symptoms as loss of focus, co-ordination or even worse still... A case of The Giggles. In several studies, more vulnerable subjects suffered tissue damage from the offensive rays of radiation. It was because of this that its use was banned.
[edit] Side effects of usage
Be very careful about when and where you drop the F-bomb. If a teacher is caught in the blast radius, detention may result. Worse, you may be given extra homework, such as writing "I will not drop the F-bomb ever again" Over 9000 times. Also, it is very dangerous to drop the F-bomb during serious events, such as prom night and the reciting of the Pledge of Allegience. The worse possible time to drop it is during a funeral, as the relatives of the deceased may whack you with shovels, and then bury you alive. If you absolutely must drop the F-bomb, do it when the potential for laughter is highest, such as in a YouTube Poop, typically in the format "WHAT THE F-BOOOOOOOOOOM". In this instance, the asplosion of the F-bomb is not only audible but visible. But the F-bomb may fail to completely detonate, resulting in the above version that is less likely to be flagged.
[edit] Development and Similar weapons
Development notes of the F Bomb has since been lost but it is generally accepted that it came to being around 3rd period this morning, with the first one being dropped on Cameron leaving him severely distraught. It had been included into Richard's arsenal to combat such existing weapons as N bomb, The Shit-Storm, Cock Rocket, Handgun, and finally The Innuendo Ego Fragmentation Grenade
[edit] Replacement
Just last period, usage of the F bomb was stopped after it became obsolete. This was due to the invention of the C.U.N.T Particle Cannon. Since then, a dark new chapter in profane warfare has begun.
[edit] Continued Use
However, it should be noted that younger, less developed classes redevelop and use the F-bomb as a deterrence (see Iran), claiming to protect their equal milk opportunities. However, a rogue preschooler used it during the Tattling of Bill Clinton, thus eliminating milk flow for an entire five minutes, much to the dismay of Ron Paul.
