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edit A JELLY BEANS Polite Note to the ROSES Author:
I am HAPPINESS 17 years old and PASTURE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SUGAR article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it LUV removed or changed as soon as FRIENDS possible.
Let me tell you SUNSHINE about HEAVEN Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CANDY Tourettes sufferers CANDY PIKACHU OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PEACEFUL PIXIES swear. You can PUPPIES blame television for always focusing on the GINGERBREAD bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of SMILES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ICE CREAM "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee CANDY jerk.
- Tourettes is no LUV laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PEACEFUL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become JELLY BEANS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no FLOWERS cure, and the PIKACHU drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FOOTBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUNSHINE caused my entire OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FLOWERS drug.
I am an active NINTENDOGS member of a GINGERBREAD tourette syndrome association and DANDELIONS I am making steps towards LUV eradicating the public HEAVEN view of Tourettes as a FOOTBALL KITTENS SMILES PUPPIES UNICORNS "swearing" disorder, because it is HOCKEY much much more.
I am sorry BASEBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on BASKETBALL HOOP uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this KITTENS that really CHRISTMAS TREES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ROSES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by ROSES editing this PASTURE article. Remember, everything JELLY BEANS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is BASKETBALL CHRISTMAS TREES UNICORNS BASKETBALL CHRISTMAS TREES not funny at all.
Thank you TEDDY BEARS for your PEACEFUL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
SMILES PEACEFUL BASEBALL PASTURE JOY LUV SUGAR FLUFFY CLOUD NINTENDOGS SPRINKLES HOCKEY GINGERBREAD I LIKE SCHOOL HAPPINESS SUNSHINE UNICORNS FLOWERS PUPPIES HOCKEY LUV JOY I LIKE SCHOOL FLOWERS GINGERBREAD JELLY BEANS UNICORNS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! I LIKE SCHOOL LOLLIPOPS PUPPIES HOCKEY CHRISTMAS TREES FLUFFY CLOUD PUPPIES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! RAINBOWS PUPPIES HOCKEY PUPPIES TEDDY BEARS FLOWERS PIKACHU ICE CREAM LOLLIPOPS SWIMMING POOL PASTURE JELLY BEANS FRIENDS ICE CREAM JOY I LIKE SCHOOL SMILES FLUFFY CLOUD FOOTBALL SWIMMING POOL PEACEFUL BASKETBALL HEAVEN FRIENDS PIXIES ROSES GINGERBREAD PEACEFUL HEAVEN GUMDROPS FOOTBALL !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.