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edit A UNICORNS Polite Note to the BASEBALL Author:
I am GINGERBREAD 17 years old and JOY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your POKéMON article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it LUV removed or changed as soon as FRIENDS possible.
Let me tell you CHRISTMAS TREES about PIKACHU Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SMILES Tourettes sufferers ROSES SUNSHINE BASKETBALL BASEBALL HOCKEY swear. You can PIXIES blame television for always focusing on the JOY bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PIKACHU Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HAPPINESS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FLOWERS jerk.
- Tourettes is no CHRISTMAS TREES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SUNSHINE school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PUPPIES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no PEACEFUL cure, and the SMILES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JELLY BEANS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! caused my entire I LIKE SCHOOL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ICE CREAM drug.
I am an active ROSES member of a BASKETBALL HOOP tourette syndrome association and SUNSHINE I am making steps towards NINTENDOGS eradicating the public SUGAR view of Tourettes as a RAINBOWS PUPPIES HEAVEN GINGERBREAD SMILES "swearing" disorder, because it is FRIENDS much much more.
I am sorry PASTURE for "hi-jacking" your entry on SPRINKLES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this CANDY that really SMILES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all CHRISTMAS TREES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GINGERBREAD editing this BASKETBALL HOOP article. Remember, everything ROSES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FRIENDS FLOWERS BASEBALL GUMDROPS KITTENS not funny at all.
Thank you SMILES for your PUPPIES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.