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edit A POKéMON Polite Note to the GUMDROPS Author:
I am CHRISTMAS TREES 17 years old and PUPPIES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SMILES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it DANDELIONS removed or changed as soon as HOCKEY possible.
Let me tell you FLOWERS about FRIENDS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of UNICORNS Tourettes sufferers UNICORNS TEDDY BEARS RAINBOWS FOOTBALL PIXIES swear. You can PEACEFUL blame television for always focusing on the PIKACHU bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of CHRISTMAS TREES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HOCKEY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASEBALL jerk.
- Tourettes is no KITTENS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FLUFFY CLOUD school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SPRINKLES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SWIMMING POOL cure, and the CHRISTMAS TREES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SPRINKLES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SMILES caused my entire GUMDROPS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PASTURE drug.
I am an active LOLLIPOPS member of a CHRISTMAS TREES tourette syndrome association and PIKACHU I am making steps towards OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! eradicating the public OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! view of Tourettes as a FLUFFY CLOUD FOOTBALL DANDELIONS RAINBOWS FOOTBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is GUMDROPS much much more.
I am sorry CANDY for "hi-jacking" your entry on ICE CREAM uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this KITTENS that really FLUFFY CLOUD annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SUGAR tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASKETBALL HOOP editing this JELLY BEANS article. Remember, everything FLUFFY CLOUD here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HAPPINESS SPRINKLES HEAVEN PEACEFUL SMILES not funny at all.
Thank you ICE CREAM for your CHRISTMAS TREES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
DANDELIONS PEACEFUL PEACEFUL SWIMMING POOL TEDDY BEARS PIXIES FLOWERS LUV CANDY HOCKEY FOOTBALL ROSES FLUFFY CLOUD GINGERBREAD FRIENDS SPRINKLES NINTENDOGS RAINBOWS KITTENS JELLY BEANS KITTENS LOLLIPOPS RAINBOWS BASKETBALL SUGAR PIXIES LOLLIPOPS FLOWERS HOCKEY JELLY BEANS BASEBALL BASEBALL TEDDY BEARS ROSES LUV POKéMON UNICORNS HEAVEN CANDY RAINBOWS LOLLIPOPS ROSES ROSES POKéMON RAINBOWS ICE CREAM PIKACHU BASEBALL KITTENS FLUFFY CLOUD CHRISTMAS TREES LOLLIPOPS ICE CREAM SUNSHINE PUPPIES SPRINKLES HAPPINESS PASTURE BASKETBALL FLOWERS RAINBOWS ICE CREAM BASKETBALL HOOP JOY HOCKEY SMILES !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.