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edit A PEACEFUL Polite Note to the PASTURE Author:
I am PIKACHU 17 years old and CANDY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HOCKEY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ROSES removed or changed as soon as PASTURE possible.
Let me tell you POKéMON about HAPPINESS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of HAPPINESS Tourettes sufferers I LIKE SCHOOL GUMDROPS DANDELIONS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! UNICORNS swear. You can FRIENDS blame television for always focusing on the FLOWERS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of JELLY BEANS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or I LIKE SCHOOL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HOCKEY jerk.
- Tourettes is no SUNSHINE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at CANDY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become GINGERBREAD depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no FOOTBALL cure, and the I LIKE SCHOOL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SUNSHINE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HEAVEN caused my entire DANDELIONS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ROSES drug.
I am an active UNICORNS member of a FOOTBALL tourette syndrome association and UNICORNS I am making steps towards ICE CREAM eradicating the public KITTENS view of Tourettes as a FRIENDS SUGAR FOOTBALL FLOWERS CHRISTMAS TREES "swearing" disorder, because it is ICE CREAM much much more.
I am sorry NINTENDOGS for "hi-jacking" your entry on DANDELIONS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this NINTENDOGS that really PIKACHU annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PEACEFUL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HOCKEY editing this PASTURE article. Remember, everything ICE CREAM here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CANDY ROSES I LIKE SCHOOL PIXIES NINTENDOGS not funny at all.
Thank you SWIMMING POOL for your LOLLIPOPS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
KITTENS CANDY LUV SUNSHINE I LIKE SCHOOL GINGERBREAD LOLLIPOPS DANDELIONS SUGAR HEAVEN TEDDY BEARS FLUFFY CLOUD ROSES SUGAR I LIKE SCHOOL NINTENDOGS PASTURE DANDELIONS SMILES FOOTBALL KITTENS TEDDY BEARS JOY HOCKEY LOLLIPOPS PIXIES SWIMMING POOL SUNSHINE ROSES NINTENDOGS UNICORNS PASTURE GINGERBREAD HEAVEN CHRISTMAS TREES LOLLIPOPS FOOTBALL SPRINKLES GINGERBREAD GUMDROPS PIKACHU FLUFFY CLOUD FOOTBALL KITTENS CANDY LOLLIPOPS CANDY ICE CREAM BASKETBALL HOOP ROSES GUMDROPS FLOWERS SWIMMING POOL LOLLIPOPS RAINBOWS JELLY BEANS LUV LOLLIPOPS GUMDROPS PEACEFUL NINTENDOGS KITTENS POKéMON TEDDY BEARS SUGAR JOY !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.