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edit A LUV Polite Note to the POKéMON Author:
I am HAPPINESS 17 years old and ICE CREAM have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FRIENDS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HAPPINESS removed or changed as soon as TEDDY BEARS possible.
Let me tell you LOLLIPOPS about GINGERBREAD Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of HOCKEY Tourettes sufferers POKéMON FLOWERS I LIKE SCHOOL ROSES HAPPINESS swear. You can CANDY blame television for always focusing on the GUMDROPS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of SPRINKLES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or GUMDROPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee GUMDROPS jerk.
- Tourettes is no PIKACHU laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at DANDELIONS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become JOY depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SPRINKLES cure, and the UNICORNS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SPRINKLES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which KITTENS caused my entire TEDDY BEARS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the I LIKE SCHOOL drug.
I am an active GINGERBREAD member of a SUGAR tourette syndrome association and FOOTBALL I am making steps towards ROSES eradicating the public PUPPIES view of Tourettes as a PIXIES SUNSHINE GUMDROPS KITTENS LOLLIPOPS "swearing" disorder, because it is FOOTBALL much much more.
I am sorry SPRINKLES for "hi-jacking" your entry on LOLLIPOPS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this I LIKE SCHOOL that really POKéMON annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all POKéMON tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by NINTENDOGS editing this BASKETBALL article. Remember, everything CHRISTMAS TREES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SWIMMING POOL FOOTBALL UNICORNS SPRINKLES TEDDY BEARS not funny at all.
Thank you PIXIES for your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
ROSES PIXIES BASKETBALL LUV JOY GUMDROPS I LIKE SCHOOL HOCKEY FOOTBALL FRIENDS ICE CREAM BASKETBALL SWIMMING POOL SWIMMING POOL PUPPIES PIKACHU NINTENDOGS PIKACHU JOY ICE CREAM FLUFFY CLOUD ROSES POKéMON SPRINKLES PIKACHU BASKETBALL HOOP SUNSHINE FRIENDS PIXIES ROSES TEDDY BEARS NINTENDOGS SPRINKLES LOLLIPOPS PIXIES ICE CREAM PIXIES NINTENDOGS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ICE CREAM PASTURE JOY PUPPIES PIKACHU FOOTBALL SWIMMING POOL ICE CREAM UNICORNS GUMDROPS PASTURE KITTENS TEDDY BEARS SMILES PUPPIES ICE CREAM SMILES FLOWERS RAINBOWS POKéMON HAPPINESS CHRISTMAS TREES BASKETBALL DANDELIONS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HAPPINESS NINTENDOGS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.