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edit A SWIMMING POOL Polite Note to the TEDDY BEARS Author:
I am PEACEFUL 17 years old and HEAVEN have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your I LIKE SCHOOL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PASTURE removed or changed as soon as JELLY BEANS possible.
Let me tell you BASKETBALL HOOP about HOCKEY Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CANDY Tourettes sufferers ROSES SMILES FLOWERS FRIENDS BASKETBALL HOOP swear. You can KITTENS blame television for always focusing on the RAINBOWS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of BASKETBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or GINGERBREAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FRIENDS jerk.
- Tourettes is no PIXIES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at LOLLIPOPS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PIXIES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no TEDDY BEARS cure, and the PUPPIES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LUV side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which I LIKE SCHOOL caused my entire FLUFFY CLOUD body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PEACEFUL drug.
I am an active LUV member of a FRIENDS tourette syndrome association and NINTENDOGS I am making steps towards LUV eradicating the public JOY view of Tourettes as a NINTENDOGS HOCKEY FLOWERS SWIMMING POOL DANDELIONS "swearing" disorder, because it is FLUFFY CLOUD much much more.
I am sorry HEAVEN for "hi-jacking" your entry on SWIMMING POOL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PASTURE that really ICE CREAM annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all CHRISTMAS TREES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by ICE CREAM editing this DANDELIONS article. Remember, everything SUNSHINE here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PUPPIES FLOWERS HEAVEN BASKETBALL HOCKEY not funny at all.
Thank you OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for your SPRINKLES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
SUNSHINE FLUFFY CLOUD PIKACHU BASEBALL SPRINKLES NINTENDOGS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ICE CREAM PEACEFUL LUV SMILES ICE CREAM FRIENDS SUGAR GUMDROPS LOLLIPOPS SMILES LUV PIKACHU PIXIES JELLY BEANS FLOWERS SUNSHINE GINGERBREAD RAINBOWS GUMDROPS ROSES KITTENS HAPPINESS BASEBALL HEAVEN FLOWERS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PASTURE SUNSHINE PIKACHU DANDELIONS BASKETBALL HOOP LUV LUV ICE CREAM FLUFFY CLOUD CANDY DANDELIONS ICE CREAM LOLLIPOPS RAINBOWS SPRINKLES HAPPINESS SMILES LOLLIPOPS GUMDROPS FLUFFY CLOUD HEAVEN POKéMON SWIMMING POOL JELLY BEANS PUPPIES POKéMON FLOWERS NINTENDOGS ICE CREAM SUNSHINE SUNSHINE BASKETBALL HOOP UNICORNS !!!?!?!?!?
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