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edit A SMILES Polite Note to the PIXIES Author:
I am GINGERBREAD 17 years old and HEAVEN have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HOCKEY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it CHRISTMAS TREES removed or changed as soon as LUV possible.
Let me tell you I LIKE SCHOOL about BASKETBALL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SUGAR Tourettes sufferers LOLLIPOPS RAINBOWS TEDDY BEARS SPRINKLES FRIENDS swear. You can PEACEFUL blame television for always focusing on the SWIMMING POOL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of ROSES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PUPPIES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SMILES jerk.
- Tourettes is no PIKACHU laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at DANDELIONS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SUGAR depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no FLOWERS cure, and the NINTENDOGS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SMILES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which I LIKE SCHOOL caused my entire FRIENDS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the I LIKE SCHOOL drug.
I am an active POKéMON member of a UNICORNS tourette syndrome association and FLUFFY CLOUD I am making steps towards CHRISTMAS TREES eradicating the public PEACEFUL view of Tourettes as a RAINBOWS GINGERBREAD HEAVEN BASKETBALL HOOP PUPPIES "swearing" disorder, because it is ICE CREAM much much more.
I am sorry LOLLIPOPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on JELLY BEANS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PIXIES that really JELLY BEANS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PEACEFUL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by RAINBOWS editing this FLOWERS article. Remember, everything SPRINKLES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is I LIKE SCHOOL GUMDROPS HOCKEY GUMDROPS FOOTBALL not funny at all.
Thank you PIKACHU for your SMILES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
UNICORNS SUGAR HEAVEN CHRISTMAS TREES FLUFFY CLOUD JELLY BEANS CHRISTMAS TREES DANDELIONS DANDELIONS SUNSHINE BASKETBALL HOOP FLOWERS GUMDROPS BASKETBALL HOOP LOLLIPOPS SUGAR SUNSHINE FLOWERS TEDDY BEARS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLOWERS HEAVEN LOLLIPOPS SUNSHINE CHRISTMAS TREES SUGAR PIKACHU SUNSHINE SWIMMING POOL FOOTBALL FRIENDS BASEBALL BASKETBALL HOOP HOCKEY BASKETBALL HOOP FLUFFY CLOUD GUMDROPS LUV LUV FLOWERS BASKETBALL HOOP UNICORNS PUPPIES SMILES RAINBOWS BASKETBALL JELLY BEANS HOCKEY GUMDROPS BASEBALL LOLLIPOPS PASTURE FOOTBALL GINGERBREAD JOY BASEBALL LOLLIPOPS TEDDY BEARS FOOTBALL UNICORNS FLOWERS FLOWERS NINTENDOGS FRIENDS CHRISTMAS TREES LUV !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.