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edit A TEDDY BEARS Polite Note to the CANDY Author:
I am POKéMON 17 years old and I LIKE SCHOOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SWIMMING POOL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it TEDDY BEARS removed or changed as soon as SUNSHINE possible.
Let me tell you FLOWERS about SMILES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PEACEFUL Tourettes sufferers RAINBOWS CHRISTMAS TREES LUV RAINBOWS NINTENDOGS swear. You can POKéMON blame television for always focusing on the ICE CREAM bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of NINTENDOGS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or CANDY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee CANDY jerk.
- Tourettes is no LOLLIPOPS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at JOY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FRIENDS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SMILES cure, and the LUV drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PEACEFUL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which UNICORNS caused my entire UNICORNS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! drug.
I am an active BASKETBALL HOOP member of a JOY tourette syndrome association and UNICORNS I am making steps towards TEDDY BEARS eradicating the public HAPPINESS view of Tourettes as a PUPPIES SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS FLOWERS HOCKEY "swearing" disorder, because it is SPRINKLES much much more.
I am sorry CHRISTMAS TREES for "hi-jacking" your entry on DANDELIONS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HOCKEY that really LUV annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FRIENDS editing this ICE CREAM article. Remember, everything POKéMON here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FOOTBALL CHRISTMAS TREES CANDY SUGAR RAINBOWS not funny at all.
Thank you UNICORNS for your PEACEFUL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
HOCKEY GUMDROPS HEAVEN PIKACHU ICE CREAM BASEBALL TEDDY BEARS SWIMMING POOL GUMDROPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SUGAR BASEBALL JELLY BEANS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIKACHU BASKETBALL HOOP FRIENDS CANDY UNICORNS HEAVEN SPRINKLES BASKETBALL HOOP SUNSHINE JOY SPRINKLES NINTENDOGS FLOWERS HEAVEN CHRISTMAS TREES BASEBALL NINTENDOGS NINTENDOGS PIXIES SMILES ROSES JELLY BEANS HOCKEY JOY SUGAR POKéMON FLOWERS ROSES SMILES TEDDY BEARS BASKETBALL LUV LUV JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL HOOP HEAVEN NINTENDOGS FLOWERS SPRINKLES KITTENS GUMDROPS BASEBALL DANDELIONS SUGAR OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CANDY GUMDROPS PEACEFUL CANDY SUNSHINE NINTENDOGS GUMDROPS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.