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edit A PUPPIES Polite Note to the CHRISTMAS TREES Author:
I am HAPPINESS 17 years old and RAINBOWS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SUNSHINE article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PASTURE removed or changed as soon as SUGAR possible.
Let me tell you TEDDY BEARS about LOLLIPOPS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PASTURE Tourettes sufferers PEACEFUL SUNSHINE SUGAR PASTURE PEACEFUL swear. You can UNICORNS blame television for always focusing on the I LIKE SCHOOL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of FLOWERS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HAPPINESS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PEACEFUL jerk.
- Tourettes is no FLUFFY CLOUD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PASTURE school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become CANDY depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no LUV cure, and the PEACEFUL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ICE CREAM side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which FRIENDS caused my entire CHRISTMAS TREES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HEAVEN drug.
I am an active SUNSHINE member of a SWIMMING POOL tourette syndrome association and OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! I am making steps towards OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! eradicating the public GINGERBREAD view of Tourettes as a TEDDY BEARS HOCKEY SUGAR JELLY BEANS I LIKE SCHOOL "swearing" disorder, because it is LOLLIPOPS much much more.
I am sorry OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for "hi-jacking" your entry on UNICORNS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this I LIKE SCHOOL that really GINGERBREAD annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all LOLLIPOPS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LUV editing this NINTENDOGS article. Remember, everything SWIMMING POOL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is BASKETBALL I LIKE SCHOOL GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL JELLY BEANS not funny at all.
Thank you DANDELIONS for your PIKACHU time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.