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edit A HOCKEY Polite Note to the FRIENDS Author:
I am UNICORNS 17 years old and I LIKE SCHOOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HAPPINESS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASKETBALL removed or changed as soon as I LIKE SCHOOL possible.
Let me tell you CHRISTMAS TREES about ICE CREAM Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SUNSHINE Tourettes sufferers NINTENDOGS RAINBOWS JELLY BEANS ICE CREAM SUGAR swear. You can BASKETBALL HOOP blame television for always focusing on the FOOTBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of RAINBOWS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FLUFFY CLOUD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PIKACHU jerk.
- Tourettes is no I LIKE SCHOOL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at TEDDY BEARS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become UNICORNS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no DANDELIONS cure, and the TEDDY BEARS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FLUFFY CLOUD side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASEBALL caused my entire POKéMON body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the I LIKE SCHOOL drug.
I am an active OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! member of a HAPPINESS tourette syndrome association and FOOTBALL I am making steps towards PUPPIES eradicating the public SWIMMING POOL view of Tourettes as a GINGERBREAD GUMDROPS PIXIES ICE CREAM NINTENDOGS "swearing" disorder, because it is RAINBOWS much much more.
I am sorry HOCKEY for "hi-jacking" your entry on UNICORNS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GINGERBREAD that really SWIMMING POOL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SPRINKLES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HAPPINESS editing this SWIMMING POOL article. Remember, everything OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HAPPINESS TEDDY BEARS POKéMON PIXIES SPRINKLES not funny at all.
Thank you ICE CREAM for your PIKACHU time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
PASTURE RAINBOWS HEAVEN PUPPIES GINGERBREAD PIXIES BASKETBALL PASTURE PUPPIES BASKETBALL NINTENDOGS GUMDROPS I LIKE SCHOOL BASKETBALL HOOP PUPPIES SWIMMING POOL RAINBOWS FLOWERS I LIKE SCHOOL KITTENS UNICORNS HOCKEY GINGERBREAD GINGERBREAD I LIKE SCHOOL CHRISTMAS TREES FRIENDS ICE CREAM JOY HEAVEN PIKACHU SUGAR I LIKE SCHOOL PASTURE SUGAR UNICORNS SPRINKLES GUMDROPS JOY BASKETBALL SUNSHINE DANDELIONS I LIKE SCHOOL FOOTBALL LOLLIPOPS PIKACHU GUMDROPS POKéMON RAINBOWS JELLY BEANS FOOTBALL SUGAR FRIENDS ICE CREAM BASKETBALL FLUFFY CLOUD NINTENDOGS FRIENDS FRIENDS HEAVEN PIXIES RAINBOWS SMILES HOCKEY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SMILES !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.