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edit A PIXIES Polite Note to the HAPPINESS Author:
I am FLOWERS 17 years old and SPRINKLES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASKETBALL HOOP article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it RAINBOWS removed or changed as soon as LUV possible.
Let me tell you PASTURE about SMILES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FLUFFY CLOUD Tourettes sufferers POKéMON PIKACHU HAPPINESS NINTENDOGS BASKETBALL HOOP swear. You can FOOTBALL blame television for always focusing on the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of FRIENDS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or DANDELIONS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee I LIKE SCHOOL jerk.
- Tourettes is no HAPPINESS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SPRINKLES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become GUMDROPS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no PIXIES cure, and the BASEBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FLUFFY CLOUD side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which KITTENS caused my entire I LIKE SCHOOL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CANDY drug.
I am an active HEAVEN member of a BASEBALL tourette syndrome association and PASTURE I am making steps towards UNICORNS eradicating the public BASEBALL view of Tourettes as a HEAVEN ROSES SWIMMING POOL PIXIES PASTURE "swearing" disorder, because it is SUNSHINE much much more.
I am sorry I LIKE SCHOOL for "hi-jacking" your entry on FRIENDS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GINGERBREAD that really ROSES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all HEAVEN tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SPRINKLES editing this SMILES article. Remember, everything PEACEFUL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SPRINKLES FRIENDS SWIMMING POOL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CHRISTMAS TREES not funny at all.
Thank you HEAVEN for your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
SUNSHINE TEDDY BEARS BASEBALL CHRISTMAS TREES BASEBALL JELLY BEANS SUNSHINE LUV HOCKEY FRIENDS POKéMON ROSES FLUFFY CLOUD JELLY BEANS DANDELIONS SUGAR FLOWERS FOOTBALL LUV FRIENDS FLOWERS BASKETBALL HOOP JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL CANDY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! POKéMON POKéMON GINGERBREAD SWIMMING POOL GUMDROPS FLUFFY CLOUD KITTENS GUMDROPS SUGAR UNICORNS JOY FLUFFY CLOUD ROSES JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL POKéMON PEACEFUL SUGAR SPRINKLES LOLLIPOPS PIXIES CHRISTMAS TREES SUGAR HOCKEY KITTENS PASTURE PASTURE PEACEFUL FLOWERS ICE CREAM SPRINKLES SPRINKLES JOY BASKETBALL JELLY BEANS PIXIES PEACEFUL PUPPIES FRIENDS PEACEFUL !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.