Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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[edit] A HOCKEY Polite Note to the HOCKEY Author:

I am HOCKEY 17 years old and HOCKEY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HOCKEY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HOCKEY removed or changed as soon as HOCKEY possible.

Let me tell you HOCKEY about HOCKEY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HOCKEY Tourettes sufferers HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY swear. You can HOCKEY blame television for always focusing on the HOCKEY bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of HOCKEY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HOCKEY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HOCKEY jerk.
• Tourettes is no HOCKEY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HOCKEY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HOCKEY depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no HOCKEY cure, and the HOCKEY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HOCKEY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HOCKEY caused my entire HOCKEY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HOCKEY drug.

I am an active HOCKEY member of a HOCKEY tourette syndrome association and HOCKEY I am making steps towards HOCKEY eradicating the public HOCKEY view of Tourettes as a HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY "swearing" disorder, because it is HOCKEY much much more.

I am sorry HOCKEY for "hi-jacking" your entry on HOCKEY uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HOCKEY that really HOCKEY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all HOCKEY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HOCKEY editing this HOCKEY article. Remember, everything HOCKEY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY not funny at all.

Thank you HOCKEY for your HOCKEY time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are an ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. If you still do not find the article funny, that is probably because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. If you hadn't been so ignorant, then you wouldn't have needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place.