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edit A GINGERBREAD Polite Note to the SMILES Author:
I am HOCKEY 17 years old and SPRINKLES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FLOWERS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FLUFFY CLOUD removed or changed as soon as PIKACHU possible.
Let me tell you I LIKE SCHOOL about HEAVEN Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of JELLY BEANS Tourettes sufferers HOCKEY SWIMMING POOL BASEBALL ROSES SWIMMING POOL swear. You can RAINBOWS blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL HOOP bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of GUMDROPS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SMILES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HEAVEN jerk.
- Tourettes is no LUV laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SPRINKLES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HOCKEY depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no HAPPINESS cure, and the FOOTBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SUGAR side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PIXIES caused my entire HAPPINESS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SPRINKLES drug.
I am an active GINGERBREAD member of a SUNSHINE tourette syndrome association and TEDDY BEARS I am making steps towards I LIKE SCHOOL eradicating the public I LIKE SCHOOL view of Tourettes as a PIKACHU I LIKE SCHOOL SWIMMING POOL FRIENDS SWIMMING POOL "swearing" disorder, because it is SUGAR much much more.
I am sorry HOCKEY for "hi-jacking" your entry on PIXIES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this TEDDY BEARS that really GUMDROPS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all GUMDROPS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! editing this PIKACHU article. Remember, everything CHRISTMAS TREES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SWIMMING POOL FLOWERS DANDELIONS ROSES HAPPINESS not funny at all.
Thank you BASKETBALL for your LUV time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
FLUFFY CLOUD BASKETBALL HOOP ICE CREAM GINGERBREAD I LIKE SCHOOL HOCKEY NINTENDOGS PIXIES LUV SUGAR LUV LOLLIPOPS BASEBALL SUGAR JELLY BEANS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ROSES BASKETBALL JOY SUGAR RAINBOWS FLOWERS LOLLIPOPS SMILES FLOWERS PIXIES FLUFFY CLOUD DANDELIONS FLUFFY CLOUD HEAVEN SPRINKLES FLUFFY CLOUD HEAVEN BASEBALL PEACEFUL PIXIES CHRISTMAS TREES ROSES SUNSHINE PUPPIES HOCKEY RAINBOWS NINTENDOGS RAINBOWS BASKETBALL HOOP TEDDY BEARS CANDY FOOTBALL SMILES GINGERBREAD LUV SUNSHINE ICE CREAM OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! GINGERBREAD CHRISTMAS TREES HEAVEN OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PASTURE CANDY SMILES PASTURE SWIMMING POOL JELLY BEANS SWIMMING POOL HAPPINESS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.