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edit A LUV Polite Note to the I LIKE SCHOOL Author:
I am LOLLIPOPS 17 years old and SWIMMING POOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HOCKEY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it RAINBOWS removed or changed as soon as KITTENS possible.
Let me tell you I LIKE SCHOOL about ICE CREAM Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FRIENDS Tourettes sufferers HEAVEN FLUFFY CLOUD ROSES SUGAR PIXIES swear. You can ICE CREAM blame television for always focusing on the I LIKE SCHOOL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of FOOTBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASKETBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FLOWERS jerk.
- Tourettes is no POKéMON laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASKETBALL HOOP school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become TEDDY BEARS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no GINGERBREAD cure, and the I LIKE SCHOOL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse I LIKE SCHOOL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which JELLY BEANS caused my entire DANDELIONS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SUNSHINE drug.
I am an active HOCKEY member of a KITTENS tourette syndrome association and FLUFFY CLOUD I am making steps towards LUV eradicating the public CANDY view of Tourettes as a JELLY BEANS JOY UNICORNS LOLLIPOPS HAPPINESS "swearing" disorder, because it is ICE CREAM much much more.
I am sorry GUMDROPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on SMILES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this POKéMON that really SMILES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all DANDELIONS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by TEDDY BEARS editing this SWIMMING POOL article. Remember, everything CANDY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is BASKETBALL HOOP GUMDROPS HAPPINESS HAPPINESS FLUFFY CLOUD not funny at all.
Thank you BASKETBALL for your SPRINKLES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.