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edit A ROSES Polite Note to the CHRISTMAS TREES Author:
I am KITTENS 17 years old and LOLLIPOPS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your UNICORNS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it KITTENS removed or changed as soon as DANDELIONS possible.
Let me tell you UNICORNS about SUNSHINE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of UNICORNS Tourettes sufferers RAINBOWS FOOTBALL JOY UNICORNS FLUFFY CLOUD swear. You can ROSES blame television for always focusing on the FOOTBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of JOY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SUGAR "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASEBALL jerk.
- Tourettes is no SWIMMING POOL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at RAINBOWS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FOOTBALL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SUGAR cure, and the PASTURE drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PEACEFUL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PUPPIES caused my entire I LIKE SCHOOL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASKETBALL HOOP drug.
I am an active FRIENDS member of a PASTURE tourette syndrome association and GUMDROPS I am making steps towards RAINBOWS eradicating the public UNICORNS view of Tourettes as a HEAVEN KITTENS UNICORNS HOCKEY SWIMMING POOL "swearing" disorder, because it is SWIMMING POOL much much more.
I am sorry ICE CREAM for "hi-jacking" your entry on LOLLIPOPS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this JOY that really GUMDROPS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all TEDDY BEARS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HAPPINESS editing this DANDELIONS article. Remember, everything FLOWERS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HEAVEN BASEBALL UNICORNS CHRISTMAS TREES POKéMON not funny at all.
Thank you BASKETBALL HOOP for your HEAVEN time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.