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edit A BASEBALL Polite Note to the FLUFFY CLOUD Author:
I am ROSES 17 years old and I LIKE SCHOOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SUNSHINE article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SUGAR removed or changed as soon as SWIMMING POOL possible.
Let me tell you BASEBALL about FLUFFY CLOUD Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of ICE CREAM Tourettes sufferers GUMDROPS HAPPINESS KITTENS NINTENDOGS PUPPIES swear. You can PASTURE blame television for always focusing on the DANDELIONS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of RAINBOWS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ROSES jerk.
- Tourettes is no PASTURE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ICE CREAM school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SWIMMING POOL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no JOY cure, and the FLOWERS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIKACHU side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HOCKEY caused my entire PASTURE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SPRINKLES drug.
I am an active FOOTBALL member of a I LIKE SCHOOL tourette syndrome association and CANDY I am making steps towards BASKETBALL HOOP eradicating the public CANDY view of Tourettes as a HEAVEN CANDY HEAVEN RAINBOWS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! "swearing" disorder, because it is CHRISTMAS TREES much much more.
I am sorry CHRISTMAS TREES for "hi-jacking" your entry on HAPPINESS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GINGERBREAD that really TEDDY BEARS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SUNSHINE tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by TEDDY BEARS editing this FRIENDS article. Remember, everything GUMDROPS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FLOWERS DANDELIONS I LIKE SCHOOL NINTENDOGS JOY not funny at all.
Thank you JELLY BEANS for your SMILES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
RAINBOWS JOY PUPPIES SUNSHINE ROSES LUV SUGAR CHRISTMAS TREES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JOY KITTENS FLOWERS JOY BASKETBALL LUV CANDY LUV NINTENDOGS BASEBALL POKéMON CHRISTMAS TREES TEDDY BEARS HOCKEY SPRINKLES FLOWERS NINTENDOGS FLOWERS HAPPINESS ROSES POKéMON JELLY BEANS LUV ROSES TEDDY BEARS GUMDROPS NINTENDOGS PASTURE SWIMMING POOL NINTENDOGS FOOTBALL JELLY BEANS DANDELIONS PUPPIES PIXIES PEACEFUL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LUV GINGERBREAD ICE CREAM LOLLIPOPS FLOWERS FRIENDS JELLY BEANS GINGERBREAD FLOWERS FOOTBALL HEAVEN SUNSHINE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! NINTENDOGS JELLY BEANS POKéMON BASKETBALL SWIMMING POOL PUPPIES CHRISTMAS TREES !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.