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edit A PASTURE Polite Note to the FLOWERS Author:
I am SUGAR 17 years old and ROSES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASKETBALL HOOP removed or changed as soon as CHRISTMAS TREES possible.
Let me tell you BASEBALL about TEDDY BEARS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of JOY Tourettes sufferers HEAVEN KITTENS BASKETBALL HOOP TEDDY BEARS GUMDROPS swear. You can FOOTBALL blame television for always focusing on the JOY bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of RAINBOWS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASEBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee CANDY jerk.
- Tourettes is no TEDDY BEARS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HAPPINESS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become JOY depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no LOLLIPOPS cure, and the POKéMON drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ROSES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PASTURE caused my entire PEACEFUL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the GINGERBREAD drug.
I am an active SUNSHINE member of a PUPPIES tourette syndrome association and BASKETBALL HOOP I am making steps towards PUPPIES eradicating the public LUV view of Tourettes as a TEDDY BEARS RAINBOWS LOLLIPOPS SUNSHINE SPRINKLES "swearing" disorder, because it is LOLLIPOPS much much more.
I am sorry ICE CREAM for "hi-jacking" your entry on HEAVEN uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this LOLLIPOPS that really UNICORNS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FLUFFY CLOUD tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PASTURE editing this NINTENDOGS article. Remember, everything PIXIES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FOOTBALL FLOWERS TEDDY BEARS DANDELIONS I LIKE SCHOOL not funny at all.
Thank you RAINBOWS for your POKéMON time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.