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edit A PIKACHU Polite Note to the FLOWERS Author:
I am FLUFFY CLOUD 17 years old and DANDELIONS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PEACEFUL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FLOWERS removed or changed as soon as PASTURE possible.
Let me tell you JOY about UNICORNS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of LUV Tourettes sufferers POKéMON KITTENS I LIKE SCHOOL ROSES UNICORNS swear. You can PASTURE blame television for always focusing on the SWIMMING POOL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PIKACHU Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or DANDELIONS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee UNICORNS jerk.
- Tourettes is no TEDDY BEARS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at CANDY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become JOY depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no TEDDY BEARS cure, and the CANDY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse DANDELIONS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which KITTENS caused my entire FLUFFY CLOUD body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! drug.
I am an active BASEBALL member of a LUV tourette syndrome association and PIKACHU I am making steps towards SMILES eradicating the public GINGERBREAD view of Tourettes as a SUGAR SWIMMING POOL PIKACHU SUGAR GUMDROPS "swearing" disorder, because it is PEACEFUL much much more.
I am sorry PEACEFUL for "hi-jacking" your entry on TEDDY BEARS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PIKACHU that really I LIKE SCHOOL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ROSES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLUFFY CLOUD editing this RAINBOWS article. Remember, everything PIXIES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HOCKEY HOCKEY JOY BASKETBALL CANDY not funny at all.
Thank you JOY for your JOY time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.