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edit A BASKETBALL HOOP Polite Note to the DANDELIONS Author:
I am FRIENDS 17 years old and CHRISTMAS TREES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HEAVEN article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HAPPINESS removed or changed as soon as PIXIES possible.
Let me tell you TEDDY BEARS about HAPPINESS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of JOY Tourettes sufferers CHRISTMAS TREES DANDELIONS JOY CANDY KITTENS swear. You can PUPPIES blame television for always focusing on the HOCKEY bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PEACEFUL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or CHRISTMAS TREES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SWIMMING POOL jerk.
- Tourettes is no SPRINKLES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at LUV school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SWIMMING POOL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no POKéMON cure, and the PIXIES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HEAVEN side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which CHRISTMAS TREES caused my entire PASTURE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SWIMMING POOL drug.
I am an active FRIENDS member of a CHRISTMAS TREES tourette syndrome association and FLOWERS I am making steps towards NINTENDOGS eradicating the public TEDDY BEARS view of Tourettes as a BASKETBALL HOOP PUPPIES JELLY BEANS UNICORNS ICE CREAM "swearing" disorder, because it is BASEBALL much much more.
I am sorry GINGERBREAD for "hi-jacking" your entry on BASEBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this CANDY that really FLUFFY CLOUD annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all POKéMON tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HOCKEY editing this PIKACHU article. Remember, everything ROSES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PEACEFUL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! DANDELIONS FOOTBALL PEACEFUL not funny at all.
Thank you TEDDY BEARS for your FOOTBALL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
FLUFFY CLOUD HAPPINESS BASKETBALL HEAVEN FLUFFY CLOUD SUGAR NINTENDOGS BASEBALL HEAVEN KITTENS PASTURE POKéMON FOOTBALL SMILES I LIKE SCHOOL SUGAR BASKETBALL SUNSHINE BASKETBALL SUNSHINE SWIMMING POOL PASTURE UNICORNS JOY GUMDROPS GUMDROPS RAINBOWS JELLY BEANS DANDELIONS BASKETBALL PIKACHU FLOWERS SUGAR PASTURE CANDY POKéMON SPRINKLES FLUFFY CLOUD TEDDY BEARS GINGERBREAD I LIKE SCHOOL SUNSHINE PIKACHU FLOWERS ICE CREAM KITTENS PIXIES GINGERBREAD JOY DANDELIONS PASTURE FOOTBALL FRIENDS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PASTURE FLUFFY CLOUD NINTENDOGS PUPPIES SMILES ICE CREAM TEDDY BEARS PIKACHU RAINBOWS UNICORNS PEACEFUL UNICORNS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.