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edit A PUPPIES Polite Note to the LUV Author:
I am SWIMMING POOL 17 years old and DANDELIONS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your I LIKE SCHOOL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASEBALL removed or changed as soon as GUMDROPS possible.
Let me tell you UNICORNS about HOCKEY Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASKETBALL Tourettes sufferers PUPPIES FOOTBALL FRIENDS PASTURE NINTENDOGS swear. You can JELLY BEANS blame television for always focusing on the FRIENDS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of FOOTBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or GUMDROPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee CANDY jerk.
- Tourettes is no RAINBOWS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at UNICORNS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PIKACHU depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SUGAR cure, and the SMILES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ICE CREAM side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUGAR caused my entire JELLY BEANS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the RAINBOWS drug.
I am an active SWIMMING POOL member of a PIKACHU tourette syndrome association and SPRINKLES I am making steps towards JOY eradicating the public GUMDROPS view of Tourettes as a PIXIES FLOWERS DANDELIONS JELLY BEANS JELLY BEANS "swearing" disorder, because it is BASKETBALL much much more.
I am sorry I LIKE SCHOOL for "hi-jacking" your entry on KITTENS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASKETBALL HOOP that really BASEBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ROSES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by TEDDY BEARS editing this ROSES article. Remember, everything PIXIES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CHRISTMAS TREES SUNSHINE LUV SWIMMING POOL PIKACHU not funny at all.
Thank you LOLLIPOPS for your JELLY BEANS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
TEDDY BEARS FLOWERS HEAVEN NINTENDOGS CANDY SWIMMING POOL BASKETBALL HOOP GINGERBREAD LOLLIPOPS ICE CREAM I LIKE SCHOOL PEACEFUL SPRINKLES PEACEFUL RAINBOWS GUMDROPS CHRISTMAS TREES LOLLIPOPS CHRISTMAS TREES SUNSHINE FOOTBALL KITTENS ICE CREAM HOCKEY SWIMMING POOL PIKACHU HAPPINESS SUGAR BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL HOOP JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL HOOP PIXIES HEAVEN JOY BASKETBALL HOOP HEAVEN SUNSHINE PUPPIES HEAVEN TEDDY BEARS FLOWERS LUV DANDELIONS SUGAR PEACEFUL LOLLIPOPS FLOWERS GINGERBREAD LOLLIPOPS NINTENDOGS SUNSHINE POKéMON I LIKE SCHOOL I LIKE SCHOOL RAINBOWS FLUFFY CLOUD POKéMON HAPPINESS FLUFFY CLOUD FLUFFY CLOUD ICE CREAM FLOWERS SUNSHINE RAINBOWS JOY !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.