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edit A LUV Polite Note to the SMILES Author:
I am BASKETBALL 17 years old and HOCKEY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SUGAR article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it GUMDROPS removed or changed as soon as KITTENS possible.
Let me tell you BASEBALL about FOOTBALL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of HEAVEN Tourettes sufferers HAPPINESS LUV BASKETBALL KITTENS BASEBALL swear. You can HOCKEY blame television for always focusing on the CANDY bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of CANDY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASKETBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FLOWERS jerk.
- Tourettes is no HEAVEN laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SWIMMING POOL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ICE CREAM depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no DANDELIONS cure, and the KITTENS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HAPPINESS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HAPPINESS caused my entire PIKACHU body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the GUMDROPS drug.
I am an active DANDELIONS member of a PASTURE tourette syndrome association and BASKETBALL I am making steps towards JELLY BEANS eradicating the public DANDELIONS view of Tourettes as a NINTENDOGS GINGERBREAD SUGAR BASKETBALL FLOWERS "swearing" disorder, because it is LUV much much more.
I am sorry FLOWERS for "hi-jacking" your entry on OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this LUV that really OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SMILES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASKETBALL editing this ICE CREAM article. Remember, everything PIKACHU here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ICE CREAM UNICORNS SMILES SUGAR PUPPIES not funny at all.
Thank you CHRISTMAS TREES for your SUGAR time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.