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edit A PASTURE Polite Note to the I LIKE SCHOOL Author:
I am HEAVEN 17 years old and HEAVEN have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HOCKEY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FLOWERS removed or changed as soon as FRIENDS possible.
Let me tell you BASKETBALL about DANDELIONS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of I LIKE SCHOOL Tourettes sufferers JELLY BEANS LUV BASEBALL DANDELIONS SUNSHINE swear. You can OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL HOOP bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of SPRINKLES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASEBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee GINGERBREAD jerk.
- Tourettes is no SMILES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at JOY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become GUMDROPS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no HOCKEY cure, and the LOLLIPOPS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SPRINKLES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HAPPINESS caused my entire SUNSHINE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the KITTENS drug.
I am an active OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! member of a NINTENDOGS tourette syndrome association and KITTENS I am making steps towards JELLY BEANS eradicating the public NINTENDOGS view of Tourettes as a NINTENDOGS PUPPIES UNICORNS ICE CREAM RAINBOWS "swearing" disorder, because it is SWIMMING POOL much much more.
I am sorry ICE CREAM for "hi-jacking" your entry on BASKETBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GUMDROPS that really PUPPIES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all JELLY BEANS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by TEDDY BEARS editing this GINGERBREAD article. Remember, everything SWIMMING POOL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is DANDELIONS SUNSHINE CHRISTMAS TREES BASEBALL JOY not funny at all.
Thank you KITTENS for your LUV time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
I LIKE SCHOOL JELLY BEANS SWIMMING POOL SUGAR SUGAR BASKETBALL HOOP GINGERBREAD HEAVEN BASKETBALL POKéMON ROSES CHRISTMAS TREES CANDY ICE CREAM OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ROSES UNICORNS I LIKE SCHOOL FRIENDS BASKETBALL HOOP TEDDY BEARS SWIMMING POOL UNICORNS UNICORNS PEACEFUL SPRINKLES DANDELIONS PIKACHU HOCKEY FLUFFY CLOUD NINTENDOGS BASKETBALL SMILES FLOWERS PIKACHU TEDDY BEARS GINGERBREAD PEACEFUL GUMDROPS SUNSHINE SWIMMING POOL FLUFFY CLOUD OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LOLLIPOPS JOY PEACEFUL JELLY BEANS CANDY NINTENDOGS ROSES CHRISTMAS TREES TEDDY BEARS SMILES SUNSHINE SWIMMING POOL BASKETBALL HOOP GINGERBREAD SUGAR UNICORNS GUMDROPS HEAVEN BASKETBALL HOOP BASEBALL KITTENS FOOTBALL BASKETBALL !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.