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edit A SMILES Polite Note to the DANDELIONS Author:
I am LOLLIPOPS 17 years old and LOLLIPOPS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HEAVEN article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it DANDELIONS removed or changed as soon as PASTURE possible.
Let me tell you POKéMON about TEDDY BEARS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASKETBALL Tourettes sufferers NINTENDOGS POKéMON NINTENDOGS FRIENDS KITTENS swear. You can ICE CREAM blame television for always focusing on the DANDELIONS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of SPRINKLES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FLOWERS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee RAINBOWS jerk.
- Tourettes is no JELLY BEANS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SWIMMING POOL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BASKETBALL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no ICE CREAM cure, and the TEDDY BEARS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse KITTENS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HEAVEN caused my entire HAPPINESS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the LUV drug.
I am an active LUV member of a KITTENS tourette syndrome association and SUGAR I am making steps towards BASEBALL eradicating the public PASTURE view of Tourettes as a SUNSHINE POKéMON CHRISTMAS TREES SPRINKLES TEDDY BEARS "swearing" disorder, because it is SPRINKLES much much more.
I am sorry BASKETBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on POKéMON uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SUGAR that really JELLY BEANS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all I LIKE SCHOOL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PIXIES editing this BASKETBALL HOOP article. Remember, everything SUGAR here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FRIENDS JELLY BEANS PIKACHU KITTENS PIKACHU not funny at all.
Thank you BASKETBALL for your BASKETBALL HOOP time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
PUPPIES SPRINKLES BASKETBALL HOOP LUV FLOWERS KITTENS SMILES FOOTBALL LUV FRIENDS CANDY DANDELIONS SPRINKLES DANDELIONS PEACEFUL I LIKE SCHOOL GINGERBREAD FRIENDS SWIMMING POOL FLOWERS POKéMON CHRISTMAS TREES PUPPIES GUMDROPS PIXIES BASKETBALL HEAVEN GINGERBREAD SUNSHINE KITTENS UNICORNS FLUFFY CLOUD POKéMON KITTENS I LIKE SCHOOL SUGAR GINGERBREAD ROSES PASTURE JOY LOLLIPOPS SPRINKLES HOCKEY I LIKE SCHOOL HEAVEN LOLLIPOPS ROSES LOLLIPOPS BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL PIKACHU LOLLIPOPS HAPPINESS SMILES PEACEFUL BASKETBALL HOOP GINGERBREAD POKéMON PIXIES GUMDROPS HAPPINESS JELLY BEANS SMILES BASKETBALL HOOP KITTENS PIXIES !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.