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edit A BASKETBALL HOOP Polite Note to the SMILES Author:
I am PIKACHU 17 years old and HOCKEY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your KITTENS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it I LIKE SCHOOL removed or changed as soon as NINTENDOGS possible.
Let me tell you BASKETBALL HOOP about SUNSHINE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PIKACHU Tourettes sufferers PEACEFUL FRIENDS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PEACEFUL GINGERBREAD swear. You can RAINBOWS blame television for always focusing on the LOLLIPOPS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of SPRINKLES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or CANDY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee TEDDY BEARS jerk.
- Tourettes is no ROSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HAPPINESS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FLOWERS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no NINTENDOGS cure, and the GINGERBREAD drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JELLY BEANS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PUPPIES caused my entire CHRISTMAS TREES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HOCKEY drug.
I am an active FLUFFY CLOUD member of a BASKETBALL tourette syndrome association and RAINBOWS I am making steps towards HEAVEN eradicating the public HAPPINESS view of Tourettes as a CANDY SUGAR SUNSHINE PASTURE PEACEFUL "swearing" disorder, because it is FLUFFY CLOUD much much more.
I am sorry KITTENS for "hi-jacking" your entry on BASEBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this UNICORNS that really LUV annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SUGAR tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by CANDY editing this BASKETBALL article. Remember, everything JOY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SWIMMING POOL PASTURE PIKACHU FRIENDS CHRISTMAS TREES not funny at all.
Thank you RAINBOWS for your GINGERBREAD time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.