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edit A BASKETBALL HOOP Polite Note to the GUMDROPS Author:
I am PASTURE 17 years old and I LIKE SCHOOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your ICE CREAM article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PUPPIES removed or changed as soon as FLOWERS possible.
Let me tell you DANDELIONS about NINTENDOGS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of HOCKEY Tourettes sufferers SUNSHINE BASKETBALL JOY KITTENS CHRISTMAS TREES swear. You can HAPPINESS blame television for always focusing on the LOLLIPOPS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PEACEFUL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or TEDDY BEARS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LUV jerk.
- Tourettes is no ROSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PUPPIES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become GUMDROPS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no KITTENS cure, and the UNICORNS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SPRINKLES caused my entire SUNSHINE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNICORNS drug.
I am an active LUV member of a BASEBALL tourette syndrome association and POKéMON I am making steps towards PUPPIES eradicating the public SPRINKLES view of Tourettes as a CANDY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PEACEFUL PEACEFUL JELLY BEANS "swearing" disorder, because it is ROSES much much more.
I am sorry UNICORNS for "hi-jacking" your entry on GINGERBREAD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PEACEFUL that really POKéMON annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all LUV tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PIXIES editing this I LIKE SCHOOL article. Remember, everything JELLY BEANS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is LOLLIPOPS GINGERBREAD SPRINKLES UNICORNS SUNSHINE not funny at all.
Thank you SUNSHINE for your PASTURE time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
RAINBOWS PUPPIES ICE CREAM I LIKE SCHOOL CHRISTMAS TREES CANDY ICE CREAM SPRINKLES JOY SWIMMING POOL SMILES PEACEFUL HEAVEN BASKETBALL HOOP NINTENDOGS FOOTBALL PIXIES I LIKE SCHOOL I LIKE SCHOOL LUV HOCKEY GUMDROPS BASEBALL SPRINKLES RAINBOWS SMILES HOCKEY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SUGAR HAPPINESS CANDY SPRINKLES PIKACHU FRIENDS PUPPIES SWIMMING POOL FLOWERS LOLLIPOPS CANDY HAPPINESS SWIMMING POOL NINTENDOGS UNICORNS SPRINKLES SMILES PUPPIES PUPPIES SMILES ROSES FOOTBALL PUPPIES NINTENDOGS BASKETBALL HOOP KITTENS PEACEFUL PIKACHU UNICORNS I LIKE SCHOOL HAPPINESS PIKACHU SUNSHINE NINTENDOGS SMILES PASTURE BASEBALL SUGAR !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.