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edit A DANDELIONS Polite Note to the PUPPIES Author:
I am HOCKEY 17 years old and SUNSHINE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FRIENDS removed or changed as soon as BASKETBALL HOOP possible.
Let me tell you HOCKEY about SUGAR Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourettes sufferers PASTURE NINTENDOGS LOLLIPOPS CANDY BASKETBALL swear. You can PUPPIES blame television for always focusing on the POKéMON bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of POKéMON Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HAPPINESS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PIKACHU jerk.
- Tourettes is no JELLY BEANS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASKETBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ROSES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no GINGERBREAD cure, and the UNICORNS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SMILES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HEAVEN caused my entire I LIKE SCHOOL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PIXIES drug.
I am an active CANDY member of a SUNSHINE tourette syndrome association and BASKETBALL HOOP I am making steps towards UNICORNS eradicating the public HOCKEY view of Tourettes as a CANDY HEAVEN OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CANDY PIXIES "swearing" disorder, because it is FLOWERS much much more.
I am sorry NINTENDOGS for "hi-jacking" your entry on SWIMMING POOL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this POKéMON that really SUNSHINE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FLOWERS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by KITTENS editing this FOOTBALL article. Remember, everything PIXIES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is LOLLIPOPS BASKETBALL HOOP UNICORNS CHRISTMAS TREES BASKETBALL not funny at all.
Thank you TEDDY BEARS for your BASEBALL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
FLOWERS HEAVEN I LIKE SCHOOL NINTENDOGS DANDELIONS KITTENS PEACEFUL PIKACHU TEDDY BEARS PIKACHU BASEBALL FLUFFY CLOUD FRIENDS TEDDY BEARS FLUFFY CLOUD FLOWERS HOCKEY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LUV FLUFFY CLOUD ROSES SPRINKLES FRIENDS POKéMON NINTENDOGS BASEBALL FLOWERS CHRISTMAS TREES GUMDROPS FLUFFY CLOUD NINTENDOGS HOCKEY FLUFFY CLOUD JOY ICE CREAM RAINBOWS PASTURE KITTENS POKéMON BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL HOOP SUNSHINE PEACEFUL SMILES GINGERBREAD ROSES UNICORNS JELLY BEANS ROSES FLUFFY CLOUD PIKACHU PUPPIES DANDELIONS JOY BASEBALL ICE CREAM JELLY BEANS LUV FLUFFY CLOUD PEACEFUL TEDDY BEARS ROSES PIKACHU RAINBOWS KITTENS FRIENDS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.