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edit A PIXIES Polite Note to the I LIKE SCHOOL Author:
I am FLUFFY CLOUD 17 years old and HOCKEY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HAPPINESS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it UNICORNS removed or changed as soon as BASEBALL possible.
Let me tell you FOOTBALL about PIKACHU Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FLOWERS Tourettes sufferers UNICORNS PIXIES SMILES HOCKEY PEACEFUL swear. You can CHRISTMAS TREES blame television for always focusing on the ROSES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of SUNSHINE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or JOY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SWIMMING POOL jerk.
- Tourettes is no SUGAR laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIXIES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FLUFFY CLOUD depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SUNSHINE cure, and the FRIENDS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASEBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which NINTENDOGS caused my entire LOLLIPOPS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNICORNS drug.
I am an active NINTENDOGS member of a HAPPINESS tourette syndrome association and HOCKEY I am making steps towards RAINBOWS eradicating the public FRIENDS view of Tourettes as a POKéMON PASTURE FRIENDS ROSES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! "swearing" disorder, because it is ROSES much much more.
I am sorry DANDELIONS for "hi-jacking" your entry on LOLLIPOPS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SWIMMING POOL that really I LIKE SCHOOL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all GUMDROPS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SUGAR editing this PASTURE article. Remember, everything SMILES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SUNSHINE SUNSHINE SUGAR HEAVEN I LIKE SCHOOL not funny at all.
Thank you FLOWERS for your ICE CREAM time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.