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edit A GUMDROPS Polite Note to the I LIKE SCHOOL Author:
I am SUGAR 17 years old and CHRISTMAS TREES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your POKéMON article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ROSES removed or changed as soon as UNICORNS possible.
Let me tell you ICE CREAM about GUMDROPS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PASTURE Tourettes sufferers DANDELIONS SPRINKLES FOOTBALL LOLLIPOPS SWIMMING POOL swear. You can BASKETBALL HOOP blame television for always focusing on the PEACEFUL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of GINGERBREAD Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or KITTENS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HAPPINESS jerk.
- Tourettes is no BASKETBALL HOOP laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ICE CREAM school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SUNSHINE depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SUNSHINE cure, and the HOCKEY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse I LIKE SCHOOL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PASTURE caused my entire BASKETBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the I LIKE SCHOOL drug.
I am an active LUV member of a SWIMMING POOL tourette syndrome association and FRIENDS I am making steps towards JOY eradicating the public SUGAR view of Tourettes as a RAINBOWS PEACEFUL PASTURE HOCKEY SMILES "swearing" disorder, because it is PEACEFUL much much more.
I am sorry HEAVEN for "hi-jacking" your entry on SPRINKLES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SWIMMING POOL that really FLUFFY CLOUD annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all HEAVEN tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by DANDELIONS editing this GUMDROPS article. Remember, everything I LIKE SCHOOL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is RAINBOWS NINTENDOGS BASKETBALL PEACEFUL LOLLIPOPS not funny at all.
Thank you PEACEFUL for your PEACEFUL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.