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edit A FOOTBALL Polite Note to the NINTENDOGS Author:

I am BASEBALL 17 years old and PIKACHU have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HEAVEN article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SPRINKLES removed or changed as soon as PEACEFUL possible.

Let me tell you JELLY BEANS about UNICORNS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FLOWERS Tourettes sufferers JOY SUNSHINE SUNSHINE SWIMMING POOL GUMDROPS swear. You can BASKETBALL HOOP blame television for always focusing on the PEACEFUL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of PEACEFUL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or I LIKE SCHOOL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee CANDY jerk.
• Tourettes is no CHRISTMAS TREES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at LOLLIPOPS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HAPPINESS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no POKéMON cure, and the NINTENDOGS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse CHRISTMAS TREES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which UNICORNS caused my entire CHRISTMAS TREES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PUPPIES drug.

I am an active CANDY member of a FLUFFY CLOUD tourette syndrome association and BASEBALL I am making steps towards BASKETBALL eradicating the public PIKACHU view of Tourettes as a PUPPIES SWIMMING POOL JELLY BEANS KITTENS RAINBOWS "swearing" disorder, because it is JELLY BEANS much much more.

I am sorry BASKETBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on BASEBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this ROSES that really SUNSHINE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASKETBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by NINTENDOGS editing this KITTENS article. Remember, everything PIXIES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CANDY JOY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LOLLIPOPS KITTENS not funny at all.

Thank you PIKACHU for your ROSES time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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