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edit A LOLLIPOPS Polite Note to the RAINBOWS Author:
I am PIKACHU 17 years old and FLUFFY CLOUD have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SUGAR article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it JOY removed or changed as soon as SMILES possible.
Let me tell you FRIENDS about HAPPINESS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASEBALL Tourettes sufferers LOLLIPOPS POKéMON SMILES FLUFFY CLOUD FLUFFY CLOUD swear. You can LOLLIPOPS blame television for always focusing on the SWIMMING POOL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of I LIKE SCHOOL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PUPPIES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SUNSHINE jerk.
- Tourettes is no KITTENS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FOOTBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PUPPIES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no NINTENDOGS cure, and the LOLLIPOPS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SPRINKLES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PIKACHU caused my entire FLOWERS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FLUFFY CLOUD drug.
I am an active KITTENS member of a PASTURE tourette syndrome association and PUPPIES I am making steps towards CHRISTMAS TREES eradicating the public UNICORNS view of Tourettes as a DANDELIONS TEDDY BEARS SUNSHINE GINGERBREAD LUV "swearing" disorder, because it is PUPPIES much much more.
I am sorry POKéMON for "hi-jacking" your entry on POKéMON uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PUPPIES that really PEACEFUL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all POKéMON tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! editing this DANDELIONS article. Remember, everything SWIMMING POOL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SWIMMING POOL BASEBALL SPRINKLES HAPPINESS SPRINKLES not funny at all.
Thank you JELLY BEANS for your FRIENDS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
PASTURE GINGERBREAD PASTURE UNICORNS POKéMON UNICORNS SUGAR SPRINKLES GINGERBREAD I LIKE SCHOOL JOY PUPPIES I LIKE SCHOOL BASKETBALL HEAVEN ROSES GINGERBREAD SUNSHINE BASEBALL FOOTBALL BASKETBALL HOOP I LIKE SCHOOL PUPPIES GUMDROPS SUGAR PIXIES POKéMON DANDELIONS LUV SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS PASTURE PUPPIES PIKACHU FOOTBALL BASKETBALL LUV HEAVEN SUGAR I LIKE SCHOOL SUGAR FLOWERS PUPPIES LOLLIPOPS ROSES SUGAR JOY JELLY BEANS PEACEFUL PASTURE SUGAR PIKACHU BASKETBALL HOOP SUGAR SUNSHINE JOY FLUFFY CLOUD SWIMMING POOL FLUFFY CLOUD PUPPIES CANDY TEDDY BEARS UNICORNS HAPPINESS PEACEFUL NINTENDOGS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.