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edit A FLOWERS Polite Note to the BASKETBALL HOOP Author:
I am HOCKEY 17 years old and PEACEFUL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASEBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it GINGERBREAD removed or changed as soon as PASTURE possible.
Let me tell you PIXIES about FOOTBALL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASKETBALL HOOP Tourettes sufferers SMILES UNICORNS SPRINKLES JELLY BEANS PASTURE swear. You can PIXIES blame television for always focusing on the PEACEFUL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of ROSES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HOCKEY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FRIENDS jerk.
- Tourettes is no KITTENS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at LUV school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ROSES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no JELLY BEANS cure, and the SPRINKLES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GUMDROPS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUGAR caused my entire SPRINKLES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ICE CREAM drug.
I am an active HAPPINESS member of a BASKETBALL tourette syndrome association and CANDY I am making steps towards JOY eradicating the public PASTURE view of Tourettes as a FLUFFY CLOUD ICE CREAM OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PASTURE BASKETBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is PIXIES much much more.
I am sorry LUV for "hi-jacking" your entry on HAPPINESS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GUMDROPS that really ICE CREAM annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PIKACHU tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SWIMMING POOL editing this LUV article. Remember, everything ICE CREAM here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FRIENDS BASKETBALL FRIENDS SUGAR HOCKEY not funny at all.
Thank you HEAVEN for your FLOWERS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
PASTURE JELLY BEANS FLUFFY CLOUD I LIKE SCHOOL LUV JOY FRIENDS I LIKE SCHOOL FLUFFY CLOUD GINGERBREAD FLOWERS BASKETBALL HOOP FLOWERS SUGAR HAPPINESS BASEBALL GUMDROPS BASKETBALL HOOP ICE CREAM SUNSHINE HEAVEN GINGERBREAD GUMDROPS I LIKE SCHOOL PIXIES RAINBOWS FLUFFY CLOUD DANDELIONS BASKETBALL HOCKEY PIXIES FOOTBALL I LIKE SCHOOL RAINBOWS GUMDROPS SMILES BASKETBALL NINTENDOGS LOLLIPOPS SWIMMING POOL FLOWERS FOOTBALL SPRINKLES LOLLIPOPS CANDY LOLLIPOPS CANDY FLOWERS SMILES GINGERBREAD PEACEFUL LUV UNICORNS BASKETBALL JELLY BEANS SPRINKLES FRIENDS FLOWERS GUMDROPS PEACEFUL GUMDROPS LOLLIPOPS POKéMON ICE CREAM RAINBOWS UNICORNS !!!?!?!?!?
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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.