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  • Sign below a user you find abhorrent. Please add new nominations on the top.
    • Initial nominations do not count as a vote For. Please use "Nomination and For" or some iteration thereof if you wish to vote for your nomination.
    • IP votes carry half the weight of registered votes.
    • Unsigned votes and votes without timestamps will be struck out, so make sure you sign your votes with ~~~~ or press the "your signature with timestamp" button (Image:Button sig.png) above the edit box.
    • You may nominate and vote for yourself if you so choose, but to do so would be absurdist and attention-seeking.
    • When nominating a user, the template Template:FFS should be added to the userpage of the user you are nominating to be banned {{FFS}}. Anything you add {{FFS}} to also shows up in Category:Ban nomination.
    • Don't nominate users who have been banned indefinitely. It's a waste of time.
  • Failed FFS nominations should only be archived/removed by the sysops who pay attention to this sort of thing.
  • Previous bans can be found on the archive pages.
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[edit] Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )

SELF-NOMINATION REGULATION: self-nominated users (i.e. you hate yourself and your writings and have decided to prostrate yourself amongst your unhinged peers) must be at least a week old before nomination. Any user under one week old who can type may not self-nominate. Users nominated by people other than themselves can still be nominated at any time.

ADMIN LOOPHOLE: Admins may not be nominated for banning. BECAUSE THEY CAN JUST UNBAN THEMSELVES, and because THIS IS A FASCIST OLIGARCHICAL SECT NOT A CAPITALIST MERITOCRACY.

[edit] Sawblade5 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +1 Lazy Users

[edit] <insert name here> (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 0 Users that hate this person a lot

[edit] Not A Good Username360 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1 Sleeping Ugly
  • Nom+For. Because he spends most of his time sleeping and playing video games. What a lazy jackass. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 02:56, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Mnbvcxz (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2 whiny little babies

[edit] Mahm00shA (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 7
  • Nom nom om nom. Cookie Monsta 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Smite. God 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Exterminate. Hitler 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Penis. Mandingo 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Infiniban. Famine 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Lolwut! 222.850.2.83 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • M4|-|m005|-|4 iz teh fagzorz!!!1! 127.0.0.1 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
    • Damn you, 127.0.0.1! I'll get you, if it's the last thing I ever do!! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:20, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Damnate Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 03:01, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] MrN9000 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 3

[edit] Mordillo (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1

[edit] EugeneKay (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 1

[edit] MrN9000 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 9000
  • So bad he needs to be nominated twice. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:41, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Against. Doesn't delete enough stuff. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:13, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] 127.0.0.1 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 2
  • For.. This faggot was permbanned by Famine, Spang, and TheLedBalloon, but unbanned by Angela and Sannse. Apparently men hate him and women love him, which makes me want to kick him in his stupid shriveled testicles. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:53, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • For. It appears that Spang permabanned this user. --Mn-z 16:52, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

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