Uncyclopedia:FFS
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- Sign below a user you find abhorrent. Please add new nominations on the top.
- Initial nominations do not count as a vote For. Please use "Nomination and For" or some iteration thereof if you wish to vote for your nomination.
- IP votes carry half the weight of registered votes.
- Unsigned votes and votes without timestamps will be struck out, so make sure you sign your votes with ~~~~ or press the "your signature with timestamp" button (
) above the edit box.
- You may nominate and vote for yourself if you so choose, but to do so would be absurdist and attention-seeking.
- When nominating a user, the template Template:FFS should be added to the userpage of the user you are nominating to be banned {{FFS}}. Anything you add {{FFS}} to also shows up in Category:Ban nomination.
- Don't nominate users who have been banned indefinitely. It's a waste of time.
- Failed FFS nominations should only be archived/removed by the sysops who pay attention to this sort of thing.
- Previous bans can be found on the archive pages.
If you feel the need to whine or start flamewars please do it HERE. Violators of this policy will be BUMMED.
Survivors will be GIVEN INTRAVENOUS KETAMINE.
[edit] Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )
SELF-NOMINATION REGULATION: self-nominated users (i.e. you hate yourself and your writings and have decided to prostrate yourself amongst your unhinged peers) must be at least a week old before nomination. Any user under one week old who can type may not self-nominate. Users nominated by people other than themselves can still be nominated at any time.
ADMIN LOOPHOLE: Admins may not be nominated for banning. BECAUSE THEY CAN JUST UNBAN THEMSELVES, and because THIS IS A FASCIST OLIGARCHICAL SECT NOT A CAPITALIST MERITOCRACY.
[edit] Sawblade5 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
For. Because I am too lazy to remove the FFS template from my userpage and I know I am not well liked around here. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 22:08, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
- Crap I forgot to shoot the bullet --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 22:09, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] <insert name here> (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)
Nom Nom NOM + Fore This person drives me mad here on Uncyclopedia I say ban <insert name here>'s ass. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this )
Against. NO PLEESE -- Mu
st 09:19, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
For. - Ban this user already so the user will quit spamming the {{USERNAME}} template. -- Kip the Dip
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19:24, Nov. 28, 2009
Against. Why does everyone hate me? --<insert name here> 00:06, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Not A Good Username360 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
Nom+For. Because he spends most of his time sleeping and playing video games. What a lazy jackass. Sir Not A Good Username360
KUN 02:56, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Mnbvcxz (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
- Nom and For Runs crying to Sannse every time there's something on Uncyclopedia he doesn't agree with. What a wuss. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:24, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
- BUTT POOP!!!! -- Kip the Dip
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08:54, Dec. 8, 2009
[edit] Mahm00shA (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
- Nom nom om nom. Cookie Monsta 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
For. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 •
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Smite. God 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
- Exterminate. Hitler 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
- Penis. Mandingo 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
- Infiniban. Famine 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
- Lolwut! 222.850.2.83 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
- M4|-|m005|-|4 iz teh fagzorz!!!1! 127.0.0.1 17:46, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
- Damn you, 127.0.0.1! I'll get you, if it's the last thing I ever do!! 19:20, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
Damnate Sir Not A Good Username360
KUN 03:01, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] MrN9000 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
- Fascist motherfucker. Banned everyone. ~
22:31, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
- For. Keeps deleting stuff. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:13, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
4 Yea I agree this guy must be banned now!!! --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 22:10, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
- See Admin Loophole. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 23:57, 12 7, 2009
[edit] Mordillo (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
- Motherfucker of fascists. Also banned everyone. MrN
22:37, Nov 18
- For. Rarely if ever delivers on promises of dildos. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:13, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
- See Admin Loophole. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 00:09, 12 8, 2009
[edit] EugeneKay (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
For. Can't even spell his own name right. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 06:24, Tuesday 01 December 2009
[edit] MrN9000 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
- So bad he needs to be nominated twice. ~
22:41, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
- Against. Doesn't delete enough stuff. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:13, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] 127.0.0.1 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
For.. This faggot was permbanned by Famine, Spang, and TheLedBalloon, but unbanned by Angela and Sannse. Apparently men hate him and women love him, which makes me want to kick him in his stupid shriveled testicles. 06:53, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
For. It appears that Spang permabanned this user. --Mn-z 16:52, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Archives
- The results of round 1 and the bans.
- The results of round 2 and the bans.
- The results of round 3 and the bans.
- The results of round 4 and the bans.
- The results of round 5 and the bans.
- The results of round 6 and the bans.
- The results of round 7 and the bans.
- The results of round 8 and the bans.
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