From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

(Redirected from FFS)

Jump to: navigation, search

Meh, nobody cares about this article.

Whoops! Maybe you were looking for Ban Patrol?

Vote to ban users

Sign below a user you find abhorrent. Please add new nominations on the top.
- Initial nominations do not count as a vote For. Please use "Nomination and For" or some iteration thereof if you wish to vote for your nomination.
- IP votes carry half the weight of registered votes.
- Unsigned votes and votes without timestamps will be struck out, so make sure you sign your votes with ~~~~ or press the "your signature with timestamp" button () above the edit box.
- You may nominate and vote for yourself if you so choose, but to do so would be absurdist and attention-seeking.
- When nominating a user, the template Template:FFS should be added to the userpage of the user you are nominating to be banned {{FFS}}. Anything you add {{FFS}} to also shows up in Category:Ban nomination.
- Don't nominate users who have been banned indefinitely. It's a waste of time.
Failed FFS nominations should only be archived/removed by the sysops who pay attention to this sort of thing.
Previous bans can be found on the archive pages.

THIS IS A DISCUSSION PAGE.

If you feel the need to whine or start flamewars please do it HERE. Violators of this policy will be BUMMED.

Survivors will be GIVEN INTRAVENOUS KETAMINE.

Then we bum them again.

[edit] Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )

SELF-NOMINATION REGULATION: self-nominated users (i.e. you hate yourself and your writings and have decided to prostrate yourself amongst your unhinged peers) must be at least a week old before nomination. Any user under one week old who can type may not self-nominate. Users nominated by people other than themselves can still be nominated at any time.

ADMIN LOOPHOLE: Admins may not be nominated for banning. BECAUSE THEY CAN JUST UNBAN THEMSELVES, and because THIS IS A FASCIST OLIGARCHICAL SECT NOT A CAPITALIST MERITOCRACY.

[edit] EugeneKay (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 1 Useless bastard

SN+F Doesn't ever do shit-all except some pointless VFH/VFD edits. Like, seriously? Is it that hard to be funny? EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 22:26, Sunday 15 November 2009

[edit] Not A Good Username360 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 5 escapees

Nom & For Bastard disappeared for 2 months without a trace. He shoulda stayed away. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 02:53, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
Hell yeah I don't even know who this guy is as he was gone when I started. Boot to the head. HMV t 03:23, 19/07/2009And he doesn't use bullet points properly!
For. --Docile hippopotamus 05:32, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
For Said he may be leaving due to lack of 'free time'. --Sir Sunbeam ~~no u~~ F@H KUN 13:00, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:18 07-22-2009)

[edit] The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +0 great lung

nom and for. The Great Lung has returned. --Docile hippopotamus 03:33, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
PWHORE!!! Tegleson. --The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 04:14, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)
Against. wants it too much. --Mn-z 04:32, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
Against. As per above. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:03, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
Against. awarding anything, even a ban, to this guy. pillow talk 18:09, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Methamphetamine! (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +3 people who decided to drug themselves

For Fuck's Sake Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である !! -4- (01:44 06-10-2009)
Smite. Meth is for dopes, or something like that. Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:38,10June,2009
Because I said so, and that would be funny if he was finally banned. ~Sponsorship^Sucks_!!! <font color=#236C6F
KILL HIM Why's he gotta be leaving his signature everywhere? KIDS, SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!Iz in your wiki, VFDing your articlez. --FoxKidsIsCoolerThanJ00 23:01, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

>(18:31 06-18-2009)</font>

[edit] LongLiverh3 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 4 Colt fans

I nommed myself for ban. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.
I agree. He is below the age limit. BAN HIM. Staircase 03:17, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
I third that motion Just don't don't like him. I had to say something eventually! HMV t 10:57, 18/07/2009
For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

[edit] Staircase (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 4 Admin-Insulting Steps/seconds of ban time

He deserves this and he knows it. Prepare to get stepped on. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:30,2June,2009
Deserve what? A prize? Staircase 22:33, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
For. Far too useful--makes the rest of us look bad. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:11, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
- Well, thanks for the support, guys. Bah. Staircase 17:54, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

[edit] Modusoperandi (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 6 ShamWow fanatics

NF Modusoperandi? More like Modusoper-BANNED GUY! --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 21:23, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
For. per Syndy. (talk) 21:45, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
For. ~~per above.~~ Vengeance, he banned me one time for no reason. It was only for 9 seconds, and I was away at the time, but still. --Mnb'z 01:07, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Comment. You dickheads just wait until ShamWow sucks the Worst out of Uncyclopedia! Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! ^Boinc! 01:38, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
ShamWOW is awesome Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:47,26May,2009
Against. As per Modus. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 16:31, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
For. Makes the rest of us look bad. Also LOLModusoperbannedguy. -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:46, 20 Jun
For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

[edit] Crablogger (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +8 because he deserves it

nom + for Suprisingly, Crablogger was never banned. --Mnb'z 05:47, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
Well then, let's fix that. Saberwolf116 20:06, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
Very Strong For Every Uncyclopedian will have to meet the ban hammer sooner or later. Might as well give it to him. I met the hammer 10 times already. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:50, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
Killer Tomato Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:03, May, 15 '9
Obliterate. You have 20 seconds to comply. (talk) 16:55, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 08:56, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
dis nigga ain't be ballin. crazy unfunneh honkey ass fool....... -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:40, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
'FOR' I don't know him, but it's always fun to get someone randomly blocked Fahrenheit 20:48, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
Against. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 21:26, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

[edit] Kip the Dip (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +6 For keeping the world intact by banning Kip

Nom + For Because the world will end according to Spang if we don't vote to ban him. See: "02:13, 13 May 2009 Spang (Talk | contribs) blocked Kip the Dip (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 7 minutes ‎ (For the sanity of the site this guys must be banned, otherwise the world will end if he doesn't get the FFS ban.)" —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:15, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
for per above. --Mnb'z 05:59, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
Ride The Lightning Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:07, May, 15 '9
Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 08:55, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
Kerkill ~~Pleb~~ KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 17:56, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

[edit] Mahm00shA (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +10 worthless shits

Suicide. Fucking ban me again. I am a worthless piece of shit, I cant write worth shit and I fucking eat shit. Holy shit. Also, shit. Also also, PHALLUSPHALLUSPHALLUS!!1!lolololo!one!shift+1!!1! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 08:24, 13 May '09
For. Did you know that, for a time, Buddha ate his own shit, too? Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 00:18, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
For. per above. --Mnb'z 05:59, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
For. --Docile hippopotamus 07:59, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
I'm not sure which to use, but +1. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:13,15May,2009
For Per the convincing discussion above. What this is a Discussion or is it a Vote? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:49, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 08:55, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
For. This is VFD, right? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 21:28, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
No, not my little babooshka, my cheery bottom sweetie pie. Never! HMV t 06:34, 19/07/2009
Oh, sorry, you mean that Mahn00shA. Oh in that case Hell yes, with bacon on top and a side of creamed celeriac! HMV t 20:54, 19/07/2009
For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

[edit] Sawblade5 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +5 Lazy Uncyclopedians

Nom + For I am doing this because I am lazy and I don't want to remove the FFS template from my page. You can find more reasons to ban me by editing My User Page. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:15, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
For. per above. --Mnb'z 05:59, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
Die by the hammer! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:04, May, 15 '9
Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 08:54, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

[edit] YesTimeToEdit (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +6 users who should tell us their gender

Nom and for. Yettie's gender is a secret almost as complex as Socky's country of Origin was. Now that i've figured that out, ban Yettie till he/she tells us the truth! Saberwolf116 17:33, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
For. finding out his/her gender. --Mnb'z 05:59, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
For. what a bastard! - [09:23 14 May 2009] Pleb Yettie
gender confused Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:08, May, 15 '9
Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 08:54, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
Why ban him/her/it? If anyones worth a ban it's me. He/she/it should never be banned :P --Sir General Minister G 5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 12:41, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
Yes. —Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 21:34, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

[edit] CheddarBBQ (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +10 doritos packets

Nom and for. Because its CheddarBBQ. --Docile hippopotamus 08:00, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
Smite him! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 10:01, May, 15 '9
Doritos and mountain dew. (talk) 16:56, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
Antidisestablishmentarianism is not a word according to Firefox spell check. --Mnb'z 17:09, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Antidisestablishmentarianism: It is according to Safari spell check.

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

22:12,15May,2009

YAY!!! Wait, what am I voting for exactly? Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:25,15May,2009

A brief, pointless ban. WHAT NOW, BITCH??? Saberwolf116 19:52, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Ah, don't yell at me. Don't make me throw a template at your ass.

Don

Puttano cHeDDs

22:10,15May,2009

Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 08:53, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
Duh. Staircase 04:29, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
For. This guy adopted me :( I loved it back at the noob orphanage --VERTO my talk 18:51, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
What?!? 3000+ edits already?!?! Obvious fOR!—Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 16:21, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
For Fuck's Sake METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (04:23 07-22-2009)

[edit] <insert name here> (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +10

Nom and for. This guy is the ultimate douchebag. We would be doing Uncyclopedia so much good if we just got rid of this complete jackass. Saberwolf116 21:20, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh Hells Yes Why's he keep getting nommed for ban? Can't we just shoot him? Don Puttano cHeDDs 21:55,18May,2009
Smite <insert name here>! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:22 May 27 '09
For Destroy him 333 times--Iwillkillyou333 05:10, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
FOR Gah, they're such a loser. -K j h f !- (feeling chatty?) 20:38, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, man. <insert name here>'s such an asshole, and he doesn't have enough bans. You know you're not a member until you get banned more than once. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である !! -4- (01:40 06-10-2009)
FoR --iseditor.user ^Comments/_Criticism
Against <insert name here> helped me with many articles like A, B and M! <insert name here> is so sweet anyway. Mr Zhe-me l-talk i-sign e-singapore l-bling^Brute! 05:44, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
Against Why so mean? <insert name here> is such a cool user, I might as well nom him for WotM and UotM. Staircase 05:59, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
For. I heard Rikishi has a bigger but than this dude being nommed. —Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 21:33, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
Comment.
```
{{USERNAME}}
```
me up baby -- Prof Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 22:46, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
For. I'm such a cunthead wanker -- {{User:<insert name here>/sig}}
Please vote for me -- {{User:<insert name here>/sig}}
Eh, okays. For. Mr Zhe-me l-talk i-sign e-singapore l-bling^Brute! ~05:29/6 of July
For, but only because <insert name here> first nommed me! HMV t 06:32, 19/07/2009
HELL. YES. WTF?! th!s SOB t@lks !n abbv.s, @cr0nym$ & 1337!!! i cn't 3v3n undr$tnd h!m 1/2 7h3 7!m3!!! plz b7 h!m!!! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 19:46, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] MrN9000 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +2 pants

Nom + 4 leaving. --Mnb'z 17:02, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Invalid. No SysOps, lol. Saberwolf116 14:00, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

That rule no longer applies. Since he's not here, he can't unban himself. (That and half the bans on this wiki are joke bans between admins.) --Mnb'z 03:56, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Penis --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 21:29, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
Pants then penis. Her Cajekiness • <15:27 Jun 12, 2009>

[edit] Cajek (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +0 _NOCAJEK_

“Ban Cajek!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Originality

“Cajek is about to be eaten by a grue”

~ kitten huffer on cajek

“In Soviet Russia, Cajek bans YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Cajek

“Ban Cajek for free in return for 1)money 2)reffering your friends to do the same”

~ That Guy on Insomnia

“I'll roundhouse-kick ya”

~ Chuck Norris on Cannibalism

nom + 4 I have a completely original idea, lets joke ban Cajek. And after that, why don't we make up some fake Oscar Wilde quotes.--Mnb'z 05:06, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
FWHORE!!! Time to get back at that b*stard for starting the vote to delete our iCarly page... --Meganew (Crap I've Done) (Chat With Me) MUN IT 14:54, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
Against. Cajek deserves a reprieve because he voted to delete iCarly. IronLung 04:54, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
Against. As per Ironlung. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 02:11, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
Ra smite! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 08:18 June 13 '09
Against. Too trendy. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:04, 19 Jun
For. You know, you may laugh, but I think joke-banning Cajek could really catch on. Nameable • mumble? 08:46, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Archives

Awards, Decorations and Honours
	Awards	Order of Uncyclopedia · Awards, Decorations and Honours · Awards · Ninjastars
	Ranks & Honours	Writer of the Month · Uncyclopedian of the Month · n00b of the month UnBooks Author of the Month · Potatochopper of the Month · Reviewer of the Month Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation · Foolitzer Prize UnScripts Playwright of the Month · Article Narrator of the Month Writer of the Year · Uncyclopedian of the Year · RadicalX of the Year Admin Rank · RYA · User Space Affiliations · Past Winners
	Limelight	VFH · VFP · Best of · Top 10 of 2005 · Top 10 of 2006 · Top 10 of 2007 · Top 10 of 2008 · Hall of Shame · Rating System
	Prix citron	Useless Gobshite of the Month · Useless Gobshite of the Year · Sockpuppeteer of the Month · FFS

Uncyclopedia:FFS