FDA

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The FDA (Future Dictators of America) is one of the four branches of the United States, and is responsible for the management of sex, as well as druggies and their drugs. They are currently planning to ban all useful foods, herbs, vitamins, minerals, air, and anything that will prevent you from using their drugs. The FDA is funded by the collection actions of the DEA, the branch of the FDA responsible for the sale of drugs.

[edit] History

The FDA was created by the Hoover administration during WW1, initially as a branch of the Department of Agriculture. The intention was to manage production of the mineral marijuana. American mastery of this vital ore single-handedly won WW1, WW2 and the War on Phonics then went on to create the economic boom of the 1970's.

After long-standing successes in the discovery and distribution of the ore marijuana in the 1910's, the FDA diversified, first with Miltown in the 1950's, and cocaine and heroine in the 1980's. At this time the FDA fell into disrepute after the anthropomorphine scandal of the late 1990's, and the severe regulation of marijuana following the Geneva Convention.

The FDA has since recovered a small fraction of their former glory with the release of the highly successful children's chewable Viagra, the sublime memory-enhancer Exstacy, allowing the the FDA to increase spending in their training programs for druggies (the most skilled of whom are known as pharmacists). In 2004, the graduating class of druggies had increased to more then 12 million, insuring that there would be a druggie available on every street corner in the United States.

In the 2313 the FDA will be taken over by the Brawndo Corporation.

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