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Also known as America's Top Ten Most Wanted it is a list generated by the United States of the most dangerous or most hated criminals on the Planet.

[edit] The Group behind the List

Original known as the Federal Bureau of Inhalation (Or FBI). The FBI was created by Abraham Lincoln to hunt down southern Traitors but was later used by Andrew Johnson to spread white supremacy. The Group was soon after disbanded. The Group saw New life when it was reformed under J. Edger Hoover and renamed The Federal Bureau of Investigation.

[edit] Creation

The List was first introduced by Hoover as a way to help hi men recognize the more dangerous criminals. Officers, agents and law men were suggested to avoid these men. However members of the FBI created a sport where whoever caught one of these criminals would receive a large payment from other agents. Soon criminals who were put on the list would e found in under 24 hours. Hoover chose to start issuing rewards for such criminals. This action gave Agents even more insensitive and the list was kept in operation.

Over 4000 people have been on the list, however in 2001 few stayed on the list for more then a few hours because the American television audience watching America's Most Wanted would spot them and think the reward was Dead or alive. The show was soon canceled and the list continued under normal use.

[edit] Current List

Name	Date Added	Sequence Number
Osama Bin Laden	Septmber 11, 2001	#911
Osama bin Laden is wanted "in connection with the September 11 Attacks and a bunch of other stuff that is totally legit but we don't have time to list here" by orders of George W. Bush. A reward for his capture is currently placed at $200 Million for his capture dead. Anyone who captures him alive will also be Executed.
Ronald McDonald	June 28, 2009	#666
Ronald McDonald is wanted by the government of China and the United states due to his involvement in the Earthquake attacks on China in 2008. He is also wanted for questioning in the 2009 Flu epidemic caused by switching his beef burgers with pork burgers. Current reward stands a $150 million.
Jack Sparrow	1700's	#700
Captain Jack Sparrow is wanted by the United States Government for seducing millions of fan girls and staring in 2 very VERY bad movies. He is Also wanted by England for impersonating a officer of the Royal navy and a clergy of the Church of England. Reward currently stands at $100 Million.
Elmo	November 18, 1985	#123
Elmo is wanted by the United States government for corrupting America's Youth by having them watch TV and bug their parents to by them load toys instead of being chore slaves like they should me. Reward stands at $120 Million
Boba Fett	Augest 31, 2009	#1138
Formor rapper Robert 'Bubba' Fett otherwise known as Boba Fett is wanted mainly for connections to the Death of Michael Jackson as well as his part in the deaths of Marvel Super heroes Hulk, Thor, Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch , and Thing... but mostly for Michael Jackson. Reward currently stands at $100 Million.
Rocky	December 20, 2006	#525
Ralph "Rocky" Balboa is wanted for making ANOTHER pointless movie and waisting more Movie-goer's time. Reward stands at $50 million.
Tim Burton	December 21, 2007	#958
Tim Burton is wanted by the United States for allowing Warner Brothers to destroy the original Batman film seires, and for working with Jack Sparrow in almost every movie he has done. Reward stands at $ 25 Million.
Adam West	December 8, 2007	#489
Adam West is Wanted for impersonating Batman, running naked through the streets of Gotham City, Quahog, and South Park, AND a report of attacking Captain Picard for stealing his spotlight on Fox primetime. Reward stands at $7 Million
Jesus	Date unknown	#000
Jesus is wanted for allowing this pathetic planet to live for so long, and leaving us just as the Ultimate evil reared it's ugly head. Currently there is no reward posted.
Plankton	October 6, 2009	#.0001
Plankton is wanted for trying to bring down 7 major fast food chains includeing Burger King, Wedies, KFC, and others. He is also wanted for spredding illness among civilains via infected food and fake flu shots. Reward stands at $5 Million.

[edit] Previous List Members

Name	Date Added	Date Removed	Current Holding Place	Sequence Number
Tom Cruise	June 2, 2007	October 6, 2009	Toronto, Canada	#487
Tom Cruise was wanted for kidnapping Katie Holmes, cloning a George Bush Baby and spreading sinister Scientology as well as a long list of horrible films from 2002 to 2007. Reward stands at $15 Million. He was finally captured in October 2009 trying to cross into Canada. Upon Capture he continued to repeat the words "Kaites dead Katies dead!". It unknown what he meant by this as his kidnapped wife "Katie Holmes" is confirmed alive and resting at the Cruise Mansion in Hollywood. She has however developed a disliking for anyone who eats peas and constantly gives out a strange scream whenever someone shows emotion. Cruise is currently being held in Toronto.
Mcg	May 22, 2009	January 20, 2009	Unknown	#115
McG was wanted for crimes against film, bagel theft and giving false details in regards of a name. He was placed on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list by previous acting president George Bush who was outraged by Mcg's use of his favourite films such as War of the Worlds and Transformers. McG is currently removed from the list as Barack Obama feels Tim Burton poses a greater threat to film. Mcg's current location is unknown.