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edit HobbiesiPods, weB Blooginf, cribbin' (holla at my homies!), lollin wit deliri, OH AND I ABSOULTULY LOVE MUSIC! IT IS LIKE MY CRACK!! poetry friends (word Alesha!)By the way, LEAVE ME COMMENTSS AND I WILL TRY MY BEST TO LEAVE YOU SOME I PROMISE!!!! edit Music InterestsI have a lot of favorite bands but these are just a few:<z>
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AVOID ONE THING, edit My personal!Status: Single lol!!!11 Sex: Yes pwease.;) Here for: Dating, Friends, Cybersex, Being hunted down and killed by an internet stalker posing as a hawt teen Orientation: ORAl Sexorz. but onli if ur hjaot <3 Body type: 5" 5' / Fat / fcuked up beyond recognition Ethnicity: White POWER RULFZ / Cockasian Religion: like evanglicle cristian and pagan n athest an n angostik and satnist shit yo??!1?///// Zodiac Sign: im da archer dude YEA BOEWLS ND AROUZ lolololololz!!!!!! Smoke / Drink: yuperdupaz / YES!!!!!111 Education: Hi Skool stil fresh men ^_^ Kids: FUCK NO!!!12! Income: 43789257984327985478 dolla billz Editors Note: If you read this entire page you have no life, plain and simple. Occupation: MUTHA EFFING PIMP!!!!111 |
MY EXTENDED NETWORK INFLATED 2 THE SIZE of A BALLOOOEN AND ITS EXPLODING WITH MAGGOTS AND CATPISSSPERMONAKEYBOARD About me: So The Names [insert name here] Im fourteen i can be a very jealous person i feed on attention I gr3w up in the GH3TTO southsid3 of CHi TOWN (luv U h0m13ssS!11! sho yo ChI T0WN Pr1d3!!) Im Single Im complicated Im kwite the sk11led ninja. like saSUKAI frum narooto. I party. I h8 labelz!!11 Im loud wild werid and sometimes shy sports are the best I LUV EMO BOIIZ<333332 Dont underestimate me I dont really care what you think, i dont live to please you. get over it Im sometimes wayy outspoken.. the truth hurts.. sorie. i try to live for the moment. I love meeting new people Talk to Me <3 AIM- xxxxcutiepie4uxxxx BTW MY CHEMICLE ROMNACE N AVENGD SEVNEFOLDE SAVD MI LYFE EVEN THO I WASNT RILLY SUISIDAL IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!11 o and IF UR A CHAV OR PREP GET TEH FUKK OFF MI PAGE edit TuesdayGod the hole world seems such a lonely and bleak place, like sa lonely penny on a fountain floor. Sometimes I wish I could just float away, and not have ot put up with JERKS and ASSHOLES who bitch all the timeabout my hair or my cloths. GOTH$EVA!!! EAT DELIRI!!111 Like yeah daz beeyatches chill-axes for rillll!!! Im so dope an da shiyt for real foo so i give a crapp of this worldsie! i had the best sex last night ever, it was my first male experience it was amazing (L) ! love you alll ! ! ! x x x x x edit WednesdayI'm really weird and wild and crzy and mstyrious and sly and cte and some tmes shy but I can be cewl when i need to and I'm not to worried about bein dorky because: i'm sssssssssssssssssssss-exy! dis myspace made with thomas' myspace editor 5.32! OH YEUH edit Self Indulgence RocksHeres a Pome I like and wrote for my boyfriend. My Heart is like a tender soul, The river of my love flows downward, toward your sea of warm spunk. Lov Ya Lotz! ~AngleFariyDust666 edit Thursdayw00h00 I showed the Pome to my BF and he liked it!!!!!! we watched a movie all night and had sex afterwards LOL HAHAHA ILJA I FUCKED MY BABY BEFORE YOU DID!!!! edit FridayHeres: a list of the bands I LIKE; lots of punk, some metal, rock, pop, pop rock, r&b, some classic rock, 80's hair metal, i wont list all the bands i like but heres some: Green day, pink floyd, gogol bordello, the buzzhorn, boys night out, my chemical romance, mxpx, fall out boy, slipknot, against me!, the cure, rob zombie, trapt, chevelle, sum 41, godsmack, queens of the stone age, stereotyperider, hot water music, mxpx, reggie and the full affect, janes addiction, disturbed, soad, the unseen, the casualties, street dogs, ozzy, def leppard, motley crue, poison, the kinks, nin, weezer, white zombie, ok go, the hives, beck, Franz Ferdinand, lit, faith no more, hot action cop, marilyn manson, jars of clay, sweet, rudimentary peni(thanks dylan), AFI, alkaline trio, opeth, max and the attack, radiohead, me first and the gimme gimmes, millencolin, the mars volta, smashing pumpkins, the bravery, mxpx, mr.bob, air supply, wham!, DREAM (theater) the girl groop?, yo mama, the baetles, sepiltura, korn, Abba, The Smiths, Miocene, Johnny Truant, Hiding with Girls, iron mauden, bshaus, weirda l yanchovick, manowar,adam ant, and a gazillion other crappy bands! I can play geetar too, I can most of the music I like because I'm really good heres the guitar i want: It's lYKE my GEETAR HEERO ONE!edit SaturdayThass it. I cannt take it noe more. My BF dumped my sorry ass. *emo teare*. Ima go listen to Ohio Is For Lovers a millionm times and then masturbate over the totally hawt lead singre. Oh noeS!!!
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-Tom, cooler dude than you because he says so.



