Everybody Loves Raymond

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Everybody Loves Raymond is a show about an Italian man who was just a momma's boy, until he got married and became a pussywhipped momma's boy.

edit Characters

Everyone in his family has a natural tendency to let their fears impede on their free will. There's Raymond, the huge wimp, his brother, the wimpy introvert who everyone thinks is retarded because he never says anything and cries a lot, his wife who is basically just there to provide a character willing to occasionally defy Ray's mom, and his father, who is a (dead) bitter old man.

edit Teh jokes

The show has four jokes, all of them are unfunny:

  1. Ray's mom is a retarded psycho bitch.
  2. Ray is a massive pussy. So is his brother.
  3. It is funny to watch a man's wife fight with his mother because he thinks that anyone related to him by blood is automatically allowed to use him as their doormat and therefore won't stand up for himself
  4. Ray's father makes comments to the effect that he is a bitter old man. This involves innovative ideas like dark sarcasm.

edit Trivia

  • Ray is extremely pussywhipped by his mother and his brother is extremely homo.
  • In the last ever episode of Everybody Loves Raymond, Raymond stuck his finger up his mother's vagina while his daughter shat in his mouth.
  • That thing that Ray and retard his retard brother somehow casually refer to as 'mom' is even less fuckable than a cheese-grater filled with sand paper.
  • Furthermore, mum thing, which from here on out will be referred to as 'it', is rumoured to have arisen from the little known circle of Hell reserved only for beast so deplorable that Satan doesn't want to have to look at them
  • 'It' has somehow not been killed or died of old age. It must be at least several millennia old.
  • It inspired the holocaust, and generally all things that have plagued humanity
  • Basically, anyone who considers 'It' as a character that is a) funny, b) relatable, c) worthy of empathy, d)any other postive trait, should probably kill themselves.
  • I mean, just look at her!

edit See also

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