Every Topic in the Universe Except Euroipods (Dot Com)
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THAT IS NOT COOL because what if you are using the internet for serious research and you ended up thinking that Hindleyite was History's Greatest Villain? THIS GRIM VISION IS POSSIBLE WITH UNCYCLOPEDIA. You would end up getting a B-.
ALL WE NEED TO DO is direct our vandalism entirely to the article about Euroipods. Imagine an Uncyclopedia free of vandalism! AN UNCYCLOPEDIA FREE OF PAGES THAT SAY HINDLEYITE IS HISTORY'S GREATEST VILLAIN. I like Hindleyite. I think he's great.
Friends, this goal is within reach. I give you a new Uncyclopedia. An Uncyclopedia evolved, an Uncyclopedia that lives here in the real world. An Uncyclopedia that makes just one tiny concession to vandals, a concession for the greater good. I give you Uncyclopedia 2.0, otherwise known as Uncyclopedia: Every Topic In The Universe, Except Euroipods (Dot Com).
Simple! I just said. Instead of vandalizing Uncyclopedia in general, we all just vandalize the Euroipods article.
How does it work? Dudes already know about free iPods. Ladies also already know about free iPods. Does an encyclopedia really need an article about completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same? You know the answer is "no it most certainly does not".
Uncyclopedia simply GIVES UP that article to vandals, and in return the other articles, like the one about grues (Humanity's Darkness-Loving ChumsTM), do not get vandalized.
Instead of a quantum encyclopedia, with vandalism and truths peppered throughout at various locations AND at various times, Uncyclopedia becomes a consistently UNRELIABLE encyclopedia that covers every topic in the universe, except Euroipods. We say it again: dudes already know about free iPods.
No, Uncyclopedia cannot get mad because despite what some Uncyclopedia editors claim, Uncyclopedia is not actually alive. No nation on Earth recognizes Uncyclopedia as life.
The voice of Science tells us that it is impossible for a person to get mad when all their problems are solved. Uncyclopedia's vandalism problem GOES AWAY FOREVER, and all we ask is that Euroipods become The Forbidden Topic.
"We never talk about Euroipods", Uncyclopedia can say. "Don't ask."
You may be asking yourself, "Hey, wait! Is it not true that MANY UNCYCLOPEDIA EDITORS ARE TRULY HUMOURLESS ABOUT UNCYCLOPEDIA?? Daaamn! How will they ever go along with this?"
They will love this idea because Oscar Wilde, founder and frontman of Uncyclopedia, loves this idea. And not just any Oscar Wilde. This idea is supported 100% by
He's the most accommodating instance of Oscar Wilde in the known universe, and the word "fictional" in a rainbow 70s font always appears above his head. I don't know why.
So take it from me, take it from this website, take it from Fictional Oscar Wilde himself: solve the problems. Save Uncyclopedia. Do your part and vandalize the Euroipods article. Perhaps you'll add jokes about cows, or observations about how fire hydrants are cute! Screw Wikipedia and their 2.92 errors per article. Together we can build Uncyclopedia 2.0: the World's Best Encyclopedia, covering every topic in the universe, except Euroipods.
If you look up Euroipods then I don't know what to tell you.
If that is the case, please feel free to contact us! firstname.lastname@example.org is your "touch point" for all your every topic in the universe, except Euroipods, needs.