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(Or, "Papa, where did Santa Claus come from?")
Sinterklaas is a legendary bishop who gives free gifts to children in the Netherlands in return for:
a) Being good.
b) Leaving their wooden shoes out.
c) Not calling him a racist monster for owning black slaves.
|Gelukkig Sinterklaas Dag!|
This article is a half-assed tribute to Sinterklaas and that stupid Uncyclopedia in-joke Euroipods.