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[[Image:Sinterklaas.jpg|right|250px|thumb|Sinterklaas and his "black" "helpers"]] |
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'''Sinterklaas''' is a legendary bishop who gives free gifts to children in the [[Netherlands]] in return for: |
'''Sinterklaas''' is a legendary bishop who gives free gifts to children in the [[Netherlands]] in return for: |
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| − | <center><div class="boilerplate metadata" id="stub"><table CELLPADDING=5 CELLSPACING=5 style="background-color: #fff7cb"><tr><td>There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures..''</td></tr></table></div></center> |
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| − | <center><div class="boilerplate metadata" id="stub"><table CELLPADDING=5 CELLSPACING=5 style="background-color: #fff7cb"><tr><td>..and the Dutch.''</td></tr></table></div></center> |
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(Or, "Papa, where did Santa Claus come from?")
Sinterklaas is a legendary bishop who gives free gifts to children in the Netherlands in return for:
a) Being good.
b) Leaving their wooden shoes out.
c) Not calling him a racist monster for owning black slaves.
 Gelukkig Sinterklaas Dag!
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This article is a half-assed tribute to Sinterklaas and that stupid Uncyclopedia in-joke Euroipods.
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